Saturday, 24 August 2013

In The Pockets of a Common Man

D100 In The Pockets of a Common Man table
1-20 Loose small change 1d10 coppers, 1in6 chance of d4 silver
21-50 Purse 1d10 copper, 1d6 silver 1in6 chance of d3 gold
61-65 Trinket
66-70 Tool
71-89 Snack
90-95 Document
96-100 Something weird

D100 Trinkets

01-05 Lucky charm
06-08 Mummified animal foot
09-13 Hair of a loved one, possibly missing or deceased
14-20 Small holy symbol
21-25 Medal depicting saint or holy person
26-28 Love charm
29-31 Idol of kin
31-33 Idol of ancestor
34-40 Idol of god
41 Monster finger
42 Fake saint body part
43 Tiny (under palm size) erotic artwork
44-45 Holy water
56-50 Fake potion
51-53 Fertility charm
54 Herbal Pills
55-57 Bracelet
58 Cult Medallion
59-60 Brass ring
61 Dried Placenta
62 Ointment
63-65 Child's Doll
66-67 Bundle of tiny animal bones
68-70 Birth control herbs
71 Sheepgut condoms in tin
72-73 Cup and ball
74-75 Ball, wooden or seed filled leather
76-80 Dice
81 Cheap battered cards
82-85 Knuckle bones set
86 Game piece like a chess set
87 Shamanic small sealed bundle of strange things for luck
88-90 Runestone
91-92 Old coin on a string
93 Doll filled with thorns or bone needles
95 A single playing card
96 Finger trap toy
97 Tiny wooden box with secret trick to open
98 Miniature painting of loved one
99 Miniature painting of holy place
00 Miniature painting of holy person or god

D100 Tools
01-10 Knife
11-20 Spoon
21 Hat
22 First aid clean rags, bone needle and thread
23 Bag of charcoal
34 Ceramic jar with live charcoal
35 Bag of sawdust
36 Handful of candle stubs
37 Candles 1d6
38 Tiny oil hand lamp
39 Gourd
40 Whistle
41 Pipe with common smokeless herbs
42 Pipe with uncommon smoking mushrooms or resin
43 Pipe with illegal addictive resin
44 Comb
45 Nutcracker
46 Needle and thread
47 Ball of wool and knotting needles
48 Fish hook and line
49 Ball of twine
50 Castration tool
51 Hoof cleaning tool
52 Small hammer
53 Thieves tools
54 Spool of wire
55 Small leather bag
56 Small sack
57 Folded wine skin
58 Bottle of oil
59 Gloves or mittens
60 Feathers
61 Beans
62 Seeds or grain
63 Bulbs of some plant
64 Scissors
65 Wool shears
66 Pruning knife
67 Cleaver
68 Awl
69 Bag of nails
70 Chisel
71 Baling hook
72 Scraper for leather work
73 Quill and ink bottle
74 Hand mirror of polished metal
75 Sharpened coin
76 Bundle of blood covered rags
77 Bundle of snot covered rags
78 Dung
79 Rags with food crumbs and stains
80 Grease covered rag
81-85 Cup
86 Pot of grease
88 Toasting Fork
89 Small tin pot
90 Small clay jar
91 Shaving razor
92 Bar of soap
83 Jar of animal musk
84 Jar or dye pigment
85 Iron spikes in a bag 1d6
86 Mouse trap
87 Tiny sickle
88 Small strainer
89 Stamp tool and tiny hammer
90 Pan pipes
91 Flute
92 Brush
93 Tiny saw
94 Crude hand drill
95 Ball of leather cord
96 Small file
97-100 Tinderbox

D100 Snacks
01-10 Slice of bread
11-13 Bread Roll
14-15 Bag of grain like oats, crushed wheat, flower
16-20 Pie, pastie or dumpling
21 Sweet bun or cake
22 Candy or honey
23 Jar of curds
24 Jar of mustard
25 Jar of vinegar
26-30 Piece of cheese
31-35 Sausage
36-37 Hog foot
38 Pig ear
39-40 Sauerkraut in jar
41 Spices or herbs
42-44 Onion
45-46 Garlic
47 Big white grubs in a bag
48-50 Biscuit - dried gruel ration
51-55 Chunk of meat
56-59 Tiny birds on skewer
60-63 Rat on a stick
64-65 Fruit
66 Drinkable possibly medicinal herbs
67-70 Cooked fish
71 Raw fish
72 Nob of butter
73-75 Pickled fish
76 Shellfish - muscle, crab, clam, cockles
77 Jellied eel
78-80 Nuts
81-85 Pickle vegetables
86-87 Small pot of beer
89 Small bottle of wine
90 Small pot of spirits
91 Raw eggs
92 Pickled eggs
93-94 Boiled eggs
95-98 Turnip
100 Berries

1d10 Food condition
1 best fresh possible, still warm
2-5 edible, 50% possibly partly consumed
5-6 past prime still edible, 50% possibly partly consumed
7-9 questionable quality CON save or feel ill, possible wormy or rat eaten
10 horrible and rotten, inedible to all but most desperate, poison CON save

1d10 Documents 
1 Pamphlet advocating political change
2 Pamphlet advocating moral change
3 Pamphlet advocating banning something
4 Wanted poster
5 Job poster
6 Print of local ruler in patriotic pose
7 Erotic print
8 Print depicting torture
9 Love letter
10 Pamphlet detailing scandalous tale of murder
11 Voucher for discount in brothel
12 Voucher for discount drink in tavern
13 Ticket for gambling in criminal number racket
14 Tickets to music hall
15 Tickets for stage coach
16 Recipe for food
17 Recipe for potion (false) love potion most common
18 Recipe for potion (real)
19 Recipe for poison
20 Reward for humanoid heads or scalps
21 Shopping list
22 Prayer for a god to aid some common problem
23 Note with part of criminal plan
24 Note from enemy spies
25 Note with blackmail note
26 Ransom note for goods or person
27 Instructions for a servant
28 Price list of goods
29 Blueprints for trap
30 Plan for a house
31 Note with location of secret door
32 Cache map of commoner
32 Fake fanciful treasure map
32 Treasure map leads to killer dungeon issued by monsters
33 Treasure map
34 Old dungeon map
35 Human skin tattooed treasure map of pirate
36 Tiny tablet with religious devotions
37 Clay seal
38 Receipt for goods or services
39 Invoice for goods or services
40 Tax paid notice
41 Bank note for 1d6x10 silver
42 Land lease deed for tiny strip of farm land for  a year
43 Warrant to search house
44 Warrant for arrest of some person
45 Note of protection from a gang
46 Mine deed
47 Rental agreement for hovel
48 Wedding contract
49 Ownership for a waggon load of grain or turnips
50 Deed of horse ownership in stable
51 Deed for 1d6 sheep or goats but owe for storage fee
52 Title for space in a bank deposit box
53 Deed for a burial plot and pre paid commoner funeral
54 Love poem
54 Funeral poem
55 Fragment of heroic poem
56 Student practise exercises
57 Original and translation of ancient poem
58 Lists of animals, minerals or plants
59 Drawing or dissected monster
60 Blank sheet
61 Blank sheet but actually written in invisible ink
62 Strange unreadable code
63 Mathematical calculations
64 Record of religious tithes
65 Soul contract with demon signatures
66 Written in non human language
67 Lineage and family tree
68 Map of local town village or city block
69 Map of rural area with unknown village marked
70 List of stolen goods
71 Order for recruiting hired labourers
72 Purchase order for 4 tons of bricks
73 Gongfarmer rights to claim all human waste in section of city sewer
74 Used as toilet paper
75 Slave owner bill of purchase
76 Offencive caricature of important person
77 Nagging note from wife to husband
78 Letter informing that a relative has died
79 Death or birth certificate
80 Draft notice from city militia
81 Prison pardon
82 Description of magic item
83 Drawing portrait of person
84 Drawing or print of landscape
85 Artistic nude drawing or print
86 Garbage collector contract for city lane
87 Letter requesting specifi
88 Adoption papers
89 Old assassin contract in code
90 Bounty hunter contract
91 Thieves guild membership
92 Letter identifying person as city watch informant
93 Secret police identity papers
94 Blueprints for architectural ornament
95 Drawing or print of a monster
96 Drawing or print of awesome hero killing monster
97 Pension guaranteeing person as recipient of a copper and a turnip every day for life
98 Print of tormented soul in hell
99 Letter from priest talking of fate of long ago adopted child
100 Letter from priest requesting money for ancestors in afterlife

D100 Weird things table

1 Dead rat
2 Shrunken head
3 Eyeball
4 Tiny bottle of weak poison
5 Aggressive zombie hand
6 Frog or toad
7 Carrier Pigeon with note
8 Stone or clay phallus
9 Dead pigeon
10 Dead Seagull
11 Huge ticks
12 Huge snail
13 Fleas 
14 Crab
15 Pot of leeches
16 False wooden teeth
17 Flammable oil bottle with fuse
18 Bag with small amount of gunpowder
19 Tiny venomous snake
20 Cockroaches
21 Kitten
24 Puppy
25 Knuckle duster
25 Lizard 
26 Rat
27 Piece of ice
28 Jewel carved with strange symbol worth 100 gold
29 Fragment of a golem (3d100 total parts)
30 Wolves bane
31Silver knife
32 Wooden stake and hammer
33 Silver knuckle duster
34 Blob of coloured jelly actually a monster egg
35 Tiny baby monster that looks adorable at this phase in life cycle
36 Green Slime
37 Infected demon slime CON save or disease
38 As above but also includes maggots with flies or plague demonling
39 Dangerous arcane parasite or worms
40 Disguise kit face prosthesis
41 Puppet or marionette 
42 Exotic monster dung
43 Poisoned needle, knife or dart
44 Strange "power cell" that fell from stars
45 Wig
46 Cult ritual mask
47 Shuriken 1d6
48 Ring with magic light gem with shutters as good as lamp
48 A magic candle or oil lamp that lights on off at command
49 Frozen chunk of troll meat slowly thawing out
49 Carries a piece of bone with evil spirit that possess owner 
50 Carries a bottle with a trapped spirit inside
51 Pipe with 1d10 doses of magical vision resin (1in6 nightmares)
52 Pipe with one dose of magic resin, smoke to learn one use 1st level spell in memory or pipe with 1d10 doses of see invisible resin or pipe with 1d50 doses of herb that you can control colour and shape of smoke lasts 10 minutes
53 Tin of Dwarf food
54 Elf long life bread
55 Cured human flesh looks like yummy pork
55 Spiked cestus
56 Blowpipe and paralysis poison needles
57 Piece of magic bone, weilder hears threatening evil voices all the time
58 Scented body oil
59 Tin of inhaled exotic spices and narcotics
60 Wig
61 Fake eye
62 Magic bean
63 Dead fairie
64 Dragon or monster scale
65 Tiny palm size 1d4 flintlock pistol
66 Divining rod
67 Playing cards
68 Divination cards, runes, a pendulum, d20
69 Crystal sphere lights on command
70 Teeny monkey
71 Container of ever hot coal
72 Charm gives +2 CON save vs poison
73 Sea monkey eggs in lurid printed envelope
74 Toy soldiers
75 Royal jelly
76 Monster tooth scrimshaw
77 Rune carved antler of old clan 
78 Magic flint always sparks, never blunts
79 Exotic bottle of royal grog
80 Elven fine wine (non alcoholic)
81 Dwarf extra heavy stout
82 Fancy pewter beer stein 
83 Awarded medal for hard work or some sport or competition winner
84 Jar with monster baby
85 Human organ in a jar or bag
86 Trepanning tool and bandages
87 Unicorn dung heals 1d4 to touch
88 Doll copy of owner
89 Sealed orders from spy's, a gang, a cult or other trouble makers 
90 Mutant identity patch city forces mutants to wear
91 Red stone that makes all who see it fight for it if fail WIS save
92 Tablet used to summon monster
93 Cult sacrificial knife
94 Beast mask
95 Invitation to elite ball or dinner
96 Fancy Key 
97 VD medicinal ointment and note with instructions
98 Enema kit in box
99 Hot water bottles
100 Healing herbs add +1 to first aid or healing 1d10 doses

I could do a version of all this for upmarket freaks in city


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