Barking Alien Challenge day20: Unsolved Mysteries + Cthulu game

DnD5 wed
Call of Cthulhu tues 
BX oldschool essentials online fri
Marvel spy fy sat
Maybe dnd5 on Sunday
and maybe Monday
band practice Tuesday
then two games
so will probably focus on the challenge over new content
most gaming i had since i lived above a game club

I guess its taken 5 years to get to this in my city and its probably rare
was good at the oz orc con i met a reader who knew my stuff which was nice

d12 Top Mysteries 

1 Was Chagrinspire defeated or delayed, or is centuries of invaders being wiped out is the plan, and the nullification engine will be started again on its true schedule

2 What about the palaces of the star people and life on the moon? What's going on in the heavens, and why does their stuff fall to the mortal world sometimes? Are they bound by astrological fates, or do they make it?

3 The ends of many past apocalypses are unclear, so any evidence or detailed facts are rare. Even lesser spirits and planar beings are vague on the topic. There are many ancient ruins to explore but thee ultimate cause of theor doom is still unclear. Most blame the gods

4 They say it is possible to pass through Hell's depths and back to the mortal world. Each realm of hell has a gatekeeper you must comply with, or you can use secret paths to bypass these, but they may be more dangerous. Gatekeepers' requests are usually burdens and curses

5 Beneath the earth is the Underland, a region still populated by beings from the age of darkness and other peoples who have come to dwell in the deeps. Radiations of the deep can change long-time dwellers and their offspring to be more specialised in the deeps. Humanoids and demihumans dominate the upper realms, with stranger beings in the deep. Whole regions once on the surface had mountains dropped on them. The Underland Common is related to the toungue of the great darkness age

6 What happened to the old folk? Giants and Trolls once fought the gods and now their civilisations are mostly gone. Giant ruins are common and most giants people see are the dumber cruder ones. More young giants have been living among humans like cuckoos and some of these grew to influence world events and seek their own kind's lost secrets. Giants had many cloud castles once but the last people say were destroyed trying to drop on Chagrinspire from the heavens. The engines might be recoverable and wizards of Zorda may have lore to use them. Trolls tried to create a new breed of replaceable healing killers and rapidly their civilisation vanished but it predated elves and dwarves. Giant-land and Troll-land were partly annexed by Faerieland and difficult to enter for mortals

7 What is the secret empire of the west about? Is it a remnant of the Monster Empire and the age of darkness? Are they a god or a wizard? How did they become the world's drug dealers and assassins?

8 They say many kindoms sunk in the apocalypses of the past may live on as fish folk, sea elves, mermaids or others as a mercy of the gods. There is also an undersea faerieland and a common undersea speech. They say there is an undersea war between elder chaos and the undersea faerie folk. They say sea spirits, gods and dragons rule domains and kingdoms. Some beings operate under the sea just as surface folk do, but others operate under the rules of the sea like fish. So sea peoples may grow crops and keep seacreatures as farm animals. There are many wrecks and ruins under the sea, and many are occupied by monsters

9 Many dungeons have levels from previous ages, and the deepest levels can be time capsules of the past. The deepest overlap with other planes, like hell or elements. Hell has a sub-realm, the dungeon dimension, that is sentient and may connect or overlap with dungeons. Many dungeon spirits may act like little gods, and residents keep shrines to them. Spirits might warn inhabitants of threats. Vindictive spirits may draw in the dungeon dimension rather than lose to adventurers, but they risk becoming subservient to greater spirits

10 Nobody has been beyond the west or east lands since the first empire. The gods seem to have blocked the routes. The west is blocked by mountains and wastelands of barbaric peoples. The east has vast jungles of hostile cults that hate invaders and eat them. They say beyond them is sea and a great rift where water falls to the underworld and is purified and rejuvinates underland waters

11 The faerie lands have been expanding since creation and the Auldwood and other forests are expanding, smothering villages and bringing in strange, long-lost beasts and faerie beings. Its slow enough humans dont really notice. If the stories that every elf king and queen among all the many elf bloodlines are in fact the same beings and may also be related to some human divinties also

12 Strange isolated places report outgrowths of flesh with eyes and faces, and creepy hairless creatures. Some sailors reported finding flesh islands. Some people of the deep summon portals where they gather meat, then close them. These are manifestations of Xor, the living land of meat and wonder. A living universe that eats other worlds and mashes them all up inside to digest. Visiting Xorthe Devourer you can walk on its flesh or through massages within its respiratory or digestive tract. Native creatures can exist on meat or graze on forests of hair or meat plants. Metal is rare, and the locals value it. Xor is a wonder to explore and a possible threat to existence. It may also be salvation for medicine and food. Overfeeding on Xor causes it to react, and reflexive self-defences are attracted. Demons invade, causing infections. They seek to use the mass of Xor to make demons or corrupt Xor to chaos and use to absorb the multiverse. Every few decades wizardsof Shadelport send explorers to investigate and learn what they can about Xor.  

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Quick Cthulhu Game

Finished running Corbit house with a new table of Cthulhu tonight
Had a Private investigator in 70s with an eyepatch, a irish priest priest and a retired senior policeman. Im using 2nd edition - its faster and makes less combat monsters.  

Had usual players scared upstairs and attacked by a window and furniture. The old PI fell out a window but gripped the roof. The priest was convinced he drove away the ghost and the ghost really had to try hard to not attack the priest again. So they went to the cellar and the cop broke the wall with a crowbar (others subnormaly weak). The one eyed detective held the torch. The priest held his bible and started an exorcism.

The cop just made enough of a hole and saw a bier and some occult symbols but the priest screamed. Others went to look and the cop thought he heard footsteps behind him. The priest had been stabbed in the back with a weird knife. The PI waved his torch and screamed.  The cop snatched the knife as the priest tried to swat it away. They all had some san loss seeing the knife and the undead wizard. The PI got a terrible fear of the dead. Then the undead wizard attacked. The PI empties a gun into it and the priest swats it with a bible. The cop shot it and swung his crowbar. The bullets did nothing. The bible didnt do enough damage, so he switched to his large crucifix with metal on the tips. They all got some scratches. The PI holding the torch tried to run upstairs while reloading his gun and his walking stick. The wizard manipulated the stairs and he fell, dropping the torch without breaking it and gun and bullets. The priest hit it but not quite hard enough. The cop smashed the wizards arm off. The priest got to finish it with a crucifix through the skull. Exorcism complete.

Two were bew players. Several players my age and one with adult gaming kids, which is nice. So I have 2 shop games a week for a while.

Barking Alien Challenge day19: Must See Sights & 6-room mini Goblin Mine Dungeon

Petty God Rando Shampuffton has been daring high-level adventurers to see these sights at least from a distance. Then report back for the prize of a book's location with the secret of becoming a demigodhood at 20th level or possibly safer, become petty gods or immortals now. He wont help grey gnomes become divinity until Chagrinspire is destroyed. 

A few have tried and either given up, died, been distracted by quests, gained a domain or worse. Some other petty gods will interfere for various contrary reasons. They might be jealous or saving mortals from the limits of true divinity. They might just be jerks or crushing human dreams or gambling on an outcome and cheating.

d12 Must-See Sights at the end of the 3rd Empire
Ranked by ability to see and live to tell the tale.
1 The Sun Pyramids - remnants of the age of exilon in the south east, famous and accessible. You can see from the sea, and the modern inhabitants face invasion from the church of the lunar light. Crusaders from the empire invaded here also 

2 The Sunken City - a shallow sunken city and reef you can sail over with clear waters. Monsters are a peril so best just sail through fast. There are islands ruled by seahags and dragons that live there, and worse. At night, giant sargassum grows from the sea occupied by hellish sea monsters. Somewhere between the main continent and Zorda, summer water is clearest

3 Shadelport - a prehuman city colonised by pirates, some say its the worst city in the world, but it has prehuman ruins within the city, sewers and basements of houses. There is fabulous shopping from across the world and harmless prehuman antiques. The Baron has ruled for 800 years and operates a famous murder maze viewed by wizard magic in several stadiums

4 The western city of Lahn-Lo - once a great trade city to mysterious lands beyond, is now a deadly nomad and ogre-filled wasteland. A great lake moves back and forth over a region, and the buildings follow it so the lake bed and shores have left aeons of ruins back to prehistoric times. With the west beyond cut off the city is a shadow of ancient glory but has many ruins occupied by monsters, some with treasure 

5 Chagrinspire - an 18km tall gigadungeon complex built to destroy the world, visible hundreds of leagues away but tourism is growing now it has new towns

6 The Dragonspawn Pits of Forbidden Island - linked to Tiamat's lair in Hell, best seen from the sea by ship while volcanoes erupt and the dragon migrations begin

7  Tlastostok - a legendary city of gold and a vast city of mysterious temples, surrounded by cannibal chaos cults. If these people didn't predate each other, they might attack the colony kingdoms and city-states. Expeditions from these colonies occasionally raid the vassal treasure cities of mysterious Tlastostok 

8 The Great Rift - a wound in the world in the wastes of the central continent where chaos and elementals come to the world, and barbarian humans, beast folk and orcs come here to kill monsters and mutant chaos templars. You can see it from a distance, and there are barbarian towns and a city-sized camp 

9 The Black City - a great stone city of the prehuman oldones in the frozen north, only hardened northmen and adventurers go ashore. There are safer ruins and colonies close by

10 Shabrakahn - the underground City of the secret emperor of the west, source of the world's best drugs for rich people and wizards. Fabled city of vice and nightmares (a remnant of the age of Darkness?)

11 The City of Brass - best seen from a distance, a city from the plane of fire inhabited by elemental peoples, humans will die here in hours, but you can see it shimmering and its tallest towers from over the horizon

12 The Four Directions - see the great glacier of the north, the burning deserts and boiling seas of the south, the great mountains of the west, the great ocean beyond the east that pours into a misty void and putified then falls to the underworld. Apparently their may be elemental cities like the city of brass in these lands. A city of ice in the north, a city of glass in the sea beyond the east, a city of silver in the mountains beyond the west. Your not obligated to see all these cities just the city of brass.

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I started running my adventure generated with 5th ed and am running 2 weekly games in a shop with food and uber rides covered, which is nice - hopefully we get more people. 
We had an awful thief, an elf druid and a moron muscle bard. Arrived in town, broke some doors, saw and met a ghost. Found tunnels and a zombie got some scratches and took out the bard so the druid liquified it into a humanoid smear on a wall with a spell. Then they went to the surface and came up in a family home and got to stay for dinner after getting rid of the zombie. Cthulhu tomorrow.

6-Room Dungeon Generator Notes 
This has the basics of generating a 6-room dungeon
https://elfmaidsandoctopi.blogspot.com/2026/02/barking-alien-challenge-day15-what-to.html
Tables for doors and corridors are here

I'm thinking a booklet compiling this project will be more manageable than the project i started on this blog of 12 fat dungeon zone books.

6-room mini Goblin Mine Dungeon
Goblins do build and occupy ruins and modify them, but caves and mines are their preferred homes. Sometimes they incorporate ruins they find or meld caves and tunnels. Sometimes mines are so old that they look more and more like natural tunnels, and edges are smoothed by water and footprints.  

d12 Decor
1 Wooden support beams, bent or crumbling

2 Mining cart and/or tracks

3 Piles of rubble

4 Mushroom growing 1in4 glowing

5 Mining tool d4 1=rope 2=lamp 3=helmet 4=

6 Bird or bat cage

7 Graffiti (abuse or smut) or signs (danger or directions)

8 Mural or relief rock carvings d4 1=goblin heroes 2=martyrs 3=goblin gods 4=monsters

9 Shaft d4 1=up 2=down 3=small airshaft going up or across 4=shaft dropping down to a well

10 tunnel of some burrowing monster that invaed the dungeon

11 Bucket of ore

12 Goblin totems made of rubble, clay and enemies' bones and skin to scare away foes, some figures depicted being tortured or hung upsidedown or impaled

d12 Hazards 

1 Deadfall of rubble save or 2d4

2 Collapsing floor into another tunnel

3 Flammable explosive gas

4 Poison gas or lack of good air

5 Loose rubble or mud on a slope

6 Crossbow with tripline trap

7 Spiderwebs, big ones

8 Rope bridge over d4 1=water 2=chasm 3=monsters 4=lava

9 Rapid-flowing underground river

10 Toxic dust or spores 

11 Colony nest of a swarm of rats or bats 

12 Tight squeeze passage

d12 Wandering Monsters

1 Goblin youths playing 2d4

2 Goblin workers on the way to or from work 2d4. just wanna flee

3 Goblin hunters d4 with goblin dogs 2d4, prefer to shoot and flee

4 Goblin warriors d4+4 looking for intruders

5 Hobgoblins grumps looking to bully someone d4+1 

6 Sneaky bugbear collecting heads on a spree

7 Giant spider goblins feed giant rats to but other species are fair game

8 Giant beetles d4 scavenging, goblin pets or farm animals

9 Swarm or giant bats or rats who goblins feed

10 Carrion worm has a secret lair in the ceiling and eats goblins

11 Kobolds d4+4 bringing a tribute chest of weapons 

12 Thoul on effand for the boss

d12 Static monsters

1 Goblin guards d4+4

2 Goblin workers 2d4 building or repairing

3 Shrieking fungus 1in6 chance of more dangerous fugi

4 Giant beetles d4, farmed by goblins grazing on scraps

5 Pet rust monster eating some scrap

6 Ogre grinding bone meal 

7 Cages with giant spiders, tripline trap opens

8 Pet owlbear with d4 goblin children

9 Swarm or giant bats or rats that goblins feed

10 Goblin spell caster and d4 followers 

11 Zombies 4 guards attack non-goblins 

12 Two thouls

d12 Entry way 

1 Guard post with 6 goblin warriors with a barricade

2 Monster guardian trained by goblins like an owlbear

3 Tracks and a mining cart with piles of rubble, 2d4 miners

4 Goblin shrine with a priest and d4 followers

5 Goblin market with 4+d4 stalls  

6 Carved goblin face entrance with burning torches, 2d4 goblins inside

7 Wooden wall with gate and 6 goblin archers

8 Goblin idiots being clowns led by a nilbog, area covered in mess

9 Crude cave mouth and a gang of norkers crafting flint tools

10 Mushroom-infested cave with 2d4 giant crickets grazing (crickets or shrieking fungus can alert inhabitants of intruders)

11 Muddy trails and rubble piles may be d4 workers or a trap

12 Goblin totems and adventurer heads on poles, bloody graffiti,  2d4 goblin warriors working on more

d12 Subrooms 

1 Latrine, might be something living in the pit or a lost item

2 Storage room with shelves and boxes of tools

3 Storage room for preserved foods like pickled centipede eggs and dried fungus

4 Mushroom farm with shelves, compost and tools

5 Giant spider occupied room and some dead goblins

6 Bundles or rope and wooden pulleys

7 Workbench with some broken mine tools

8 Store for lamps, oil, torches and candles

9 Alchemist cupboard with explosives, open flame inside ignites

10 Goblin children hiding d4 or locked inside

11 Cell with prisoner

12 Elevator 

d12 Major room

1 Mine chamber with minecart, tools and pile of ore 2d4 goblins working

2 Barracks where goblins live 2d4 relaxing

3 Tavern where goblins relax 2d4 goblins and possibly some visitors

4 Mess and kitchen with 2d4 goblins cooking and eating

5 Smithy shop where goblins craft and refine minerals, 3d4 goblins working noisily

6 Dam holding back a body of polluted water, might connect to an underground waterway and have boats and fishing gear. Occasionally, a giant cave lobster might crawl out or some goblins here are repairing or fishing

7 Mushroom garden with many edible fungi and possibly grazing bugs or a mushroom person, a d4 goblin farmer is common

8 Goblin family room with elderly and children having quality time, laughing and singing

9 Spell casters' room with magic paraphernalia, owner and d4 followers may be here and some magic potions and rare ingredients

10 Boss room where a leader and family dwell, usually kids and carer here or boss and some friends drinking and boasting

11 Pet room with various monsters in cages. Giant bugs, spiders, bats, rats, lizards or even an owlbear might be kept here

12 Training room with targets and training dummies and exercise stations and 2d4 goblins working out with a hobgoblin coach

d12 Feature room

1 Throne room with leader, six bodyguards and a d4 goblins talking, may also be a diplomat or guest visiting and a thoul or bugbear bodyguard

2 Temple complex with huge goblin god statue and/or many smaller relics, a spellcaster and 2d4 followers will be here, may be zombies or pets also

3 Huge mine chamber with scaffolding, ropes, holes, rubble and 3d4 goblins

4 Ancient ruined shrine of prehuman darkness, an evil relic and a guardian creature like a mimic or trapper. Goblins wary of this place but some curious and will study the inscriptions

5 Prehistoric cave with ancient paintings. Used by goblins for rituals and public gatherings who might be here but mostly its quiet

6 Eldritch machine from long lost age, may have some magic purpose like d4 1=make monsters 2=make magic items 3=makes drugs 4=makes treasure; but requires some special food or require repairs. Goblins will be working on it or operting it

7 Goblin sweatshop where over a dozen goblins work at benches making goods for war or trade

8 Elemental portal where a cult of goblins led by a spell caster worship an element. An elemental beast guardian protects the node

9 Stone circle can be used as a portal to fairyland. May be goblins or a lesser fairy guardian. These goblins may retain links to faerie and even serve elves

10 Hobgoblins chief has taken over and moved in, shrines and totems and other more bloody decorations. A hobgoblin boss and 6 bodyguards, two wolves and a bugbear executioner. The goblins here will be grateful if these bullies are stopped

11 Beast Temple where goblins have a shrine to their chosen beast. A spell caster, 2d4 goblins with bows and animals with nice little houses and beds. Wolf, giant bat or giant rats most popular

12 Demon temple where a spell caster bosses 3d4 goblins in a bloody ritual for a demon. Their will by a stone statue of their patron, carved pillars and a stone altar and ritual paraphernalia. Treasure here is property of their demon lord. May be a minor demon guardian too. If hobgoblin dominate dungeon then this will be dedicated to hell and devils

When i finish this series I will probably add treasure tables and maybe a subplot table for each type...

Barking Alien Challenge day18: How to we get around?

Most of the continant has highways linking all the capitol cities. 
In empire era there was a messenger postal and stytem now evey kingdom has own tax and customs. There were coach houses and identical inns all along the highway and the Emperors law ruled on that road and was keen to execute bandits and highway robbers.

Their are river boats and coastal biremes and triremes around most of the continent but impirial navy ships were snatched mostly by the new states that emerged in the civil war. The pirates and merchant princes of Shadelport operate the most advanced sailing ships and more often use blackpowder, They dominate the seas between all lands and have enclaves in all four directions. They run all the sea trade to the western colonies which helped them break away from the Empire centuries ago. The other four directions have a mix of sail and triremes for trade. Northern longboats from the north are very successful. Colonies of the east trade. Islanders travel all over the world use huge canoes and catermaerangs ans sailing rafts and the pirates trade with them. Many peoples ships are poor at navagating out of sight of land. 

The inner continant is a nightmare of tribes, wilderness, barbarians, orcs and abhumans for travel. The north has more mountains and Auldwood smothering huge areas and growing. Whole kingdoms of non humans hide in these lamnds and strange creatures rome. The older nature religion and gods are stronger here.

Chagrinspire is between the barbaric wastes and auldwood. In ancient times they had airships travel the world. Actually they did better than that assaulting the moon and the celestial palaces of the stars. They had many golem powered vehichles and rail systems. Their are road routes to the north eastern kingdoms. 3/4 of the outer wastland has some friendly patrols now.

Dwarves, goblins, gnomes and others have riddled the world wth passages, many now resemble natural caves with cave art on the walls painted long after, Dwarves had great underground highways other peoples now use. Their are caves and routes under the straits between Ecile Island and the continant used by slavers.

Slavers used Chagrinspire and the underland for slavery transit. They in fact sold humans as slaves and sacrifices for centuries. Underground humans decend from these slaves. The adventurers in Chagrinspires wastes have been destroying slaver routes. The gnomes seem to be operating the clone labs of the apocalypse war to sell humans to the underworld peoples and wanted the slavers gone. While slaver secret routes are mostly shattered there are people who know how to find them but there is more danger now.

Horses are not to be ridden by non nobility.
Riding horses and war horses are for the rich. 
Cart horses, pack horses, plough horses and draft horses are common but so are oxen.
Often these animals are leased to peasants in return for cut of produce.
The wastes around chagrinspire have a diseas in the soil fatal to horses, as do the western jungles and why the crowded warring kingdoms kept fighting instead of facing the cult and monster filled jungles.

Goats, ass and donkeys are used as pack animals.

Exile island has many species of animal found only in one of the compas directions and not the central continant. Their are llama, two humped wooly camels in mountains and many flightless birds. Pack reptiles and invertibrates from the underland are seen occasionally without much screaming. 

Daily travel costs
Travel as extra guards is the cheapest way to get around just join the caravaneers guild to help you through customs and get work quickly. You get suplies for travel and paid 1sp a day
1sp a day with own food or horse in Silver class, camp with caravan or arange own inn stay
1gp a day with food and a carraige in Gold class, servants will assemble tents or sleep in coach

This works for land and sea but sailing away from sight of the coast requires x5 or x10 cost from the Pirates of Shadelport. Some travel cheap with the islanders but the can meander while traveling the worlds oceans. Travelling into the wasteland or deep into Auldwood are rare and even getting close to them on frontier can double proices of food and travel.

A wilderness guide helps if you do travell the secret paths of the world.
They charge for a specific route a lump sum and the more dangerous or weird the higher the cost.

Planes
Their are portals and nodes of the elements and faeriland paths but most humans never see one. People do fear them greatly as they feature in stories about evil wizards. High level adventurers make their own routes. Their are some hostile planes that make links to mortal places that are harder to detect. Faerie and nightmare planes, or the dungeon dimension, hell, demon planes or Xor the world that eats other worlds. Their is a cosmic tree that can be used to travel dimensions and is inhabited by faerie beings. Its roods are in the underworld gnawed by evil dragons. Its branches reach into the arcadian plains and woods around the citadel of the heavens. 

Barking Alien Challenge day17: Wars & Battles?

So what famous battles or wars happened?

The world is shaped by great wars and apocalypse.
These great ages were ended by war and they are featured in myths and the arts.

In the timeless dawn age where gods and their servants walked the world, there were battles but the dead returned to life and were restored. That age ended by a unity of evil gods tempted by the older gods of the outer darkness. They used the weapon death to kill beings, by trapping their spirits in the underworld or using them to fuel magic. This weapon was a modification to the world and with it came time, disease, hunger and more.

The age of darkness lasted thousands of years. Various abhuman species serving demons and evil gods formed a pact and ruled the monster empire, which covered most of the worlds surface. The monster kings did fight and the worm and bug lords were enslaved by others for food and new monster kings. They admited birds and bats into their hierachy to replace the old ones. At the end of this age the 7 monster kings were reliant on orc and human abhumans who revolted. Demihumans who hid joined them and the gods returned. After this war humans shunned all the arts and sciences and magic and lived as beasts in caves for thousands of years. Some areas the gods dropped mountains on became seeds of an underground civilisation where the failed evil god cults could survive.

Necromancers studied the occult secrets of monster kings and built stone cities and called armies of the dead to conquer the central continant. Many fled but eventually the barbarian orcs, humans and abhumans came from the wastes and killed the wizards and destroyed their writings. A few death templar cities survived ruled by death templars and undead wizards.

The world went back to the age of stone and bone

Elementalists united many gods and magical traditions claiming the elemental unity could rule the universe in harmony forever. They copied many ideas of necromancers and did rule the central continant and spread beyond to the other four directions. The unity collapsed over time as tricksters turned the elemental temples against each other. Many elemental cults to this day prefer one element and shun the unity. Barbarian humans, orcs and beast folk abhumans again destroyed this civilisation.

The elementalists had spread religion and technology over the continant and people did not forget arts and writing this time. People built city states dedicated to the gods. Many barbarians were assimilated or when they vonquered a city were assimilated in a few generations. Cities unified and kept barbarians at bay. Elemental and nature gods thrived and it was the Age of Exilon. At the peak of this age many great and terrible empires emerged from unified city states and warred with each other. The last necromancer cities were conquered. The Arcane Empire emerged as the leader ruled by wizard-priest kings. Fringe civilisations developed demon cults to resist and so the gods acted. A great apocalypse occured and vast areas were flooded. Peoples fleeing this spread civilisation to lands untouched for millenia including the north. This disaster caused wars and conflict that wrecked most vivilisations. Barbarians survived intact and finished off the rest but acepted they had failed to stop literacy, wizards and metal in the world. Some gave up this task.

In the ruins of the old world Lamnutainia survived conquest from other new kingdoms and barbarians and developed a fearsome discilpined millitary culture allied with the new gods of civilisation and the older nature gods. After a southern empire tried to invade the continant Lamnutainia faught back, stole secrets of sailing and used it to conquere the entire coast of the continant. This was the first Empire refered to as the ancients by modern people unaware of history before then. They fell to civil war over a bad succession which caused individual nations to revolt. The barbarians of the wastes came again to help finish this age and Demihumans all helped. The Great north woodlands had expanded and species unseen since the dawn age returned. During these wars human civilisation shrunk back to the oldest cities.

After centuries of peace the Second Empire began now embracing the civilised gods emerged to conquer the coastal kingdoms of the continant. Also a gnome cult began a surface construction project. This was Chagrinspire and its purpose was to unmake everything to bring peace and end suffering. At first nobody was concerned. But gnome trade was insidious and their technology adopted in many lands. While the empire was content and expanding by sea to the four directions, the gnomes flew airships around the world to plunder simpler peoples. Once people could see the construction from leagues away the empire began to have more friction with the gnomes. As the tower reached higher and higher a crusade was called by the second empire. The barbarians came and helped. Demi humans helped even other gnomes. Peoples from distant lands unheard of came warned by the gods of their need. So millions died in the centureis of war while Chagrinspire still plundered the world with airships and employed golems and synthetic soldiers to fight. Gods came to intervene with avatars and they were killed and captured for fuel. Cults of outer darkness helping the gnomes were duped and their gods were summoned turned into fuel.No avatars came to the mortal world since then. Petty godlings left behind fled the continant. Much of the world had become advanced like chagrinspire rapidly and as the tower was compledted millions died in a final battle. A great elemental flood was summponed ruining the tower defences and frog and fish folk infiltrated the towere vast water system, The defencive trenches and hill fort lines were overwhenlmed and the lower floors of the tower were ransacked. This final battle depleted many of the worlds human adults and the arcane technologies failed and were lost plunging all into barbarism including the second empire. Many say that it was all an acto of human and god sacrifice to fuel the anihilation engines of the gnomes.

In the last thousand years a Third empire dedicated to the church of light, an amalgam of old nature gods and modern civilisation gods but picking those connected with the sun, light and heavens. Auldwood and the wasteland had grown. Chagrinspire seemed dormant and inacesable. The empire ended when the Emperor was part of a heretical dark templar sect whos power specialised in hiding from the sun god and corrupting them from within. His madness caused a 30 year civil war. Recently he was killed by adventurers and the Templar of Light kingdom conquered Lamnutainia. All the coastal kindoms free of war are consolodating their domain of control and reclaiming lost frontier lands. Chagrinspire seems to have awakened and more people are living in the wates. Ancoent reptilian civilisations have been rebuilding and Auldwood keeps growing and resisiting resetlement. The collapse of the continant slave trade was also instigated by adventurers around Chagrinspire. Its a strange new age of exploration, prosperity and uncertainty.  

Worth a not that the Warring Colonies of the East are the biggest users of gunpowder and they export mercenaries. Tiny city states and kingdoms battle constantly producing the most advanced and brutal fighting people of the age. If anone manages to unify the kingdoms they could be a world threat. The indiginous armies uniting against them might cause this or perhaps a new dynamic leader.

Barking Alien Challenge day16: Direct Threats + 2014 DMG Random Dungeon

Some of the bigger menaces to the world in the grand scheme of things

There are always jerks out to dig up past evils to get rich quick

It mostly goes wrong

d12 Direct Threats
1 Cults are thriving in part due to failures of civilisation and the big religions. Many adopt cults for power or thrills or sex, and many do it to spite law and order as an act of rebellion. Many villages have a secret cult. This is a new golden age of cults as the empire has fallen and the church of light has faltered under its current direction. Inquisitors have mysteriously not inspired people to quit cults

2 Ancient elemental cults still exist but the great elementalist heresy united them into several civilisations in the past. Elemental templars carry on these traditions. While not evil they seek conquest and to unite all pantheons and gods within their elemental religion. At least they fought necromancers. In recent years, they have taken refuge on the Dragon Island of Zorda

3 Necromancers stole secrets of the prehuman slaves of the age of darkness and ruled much of the world. Everyone hates them, yet necromantic cults exist because they tempt mortals with immortality and power over the living and dead.

4 Dragons of two rival spawing pits have in the past caused problems. One on Forbidden Island, next to Exile Island. Magic has maintained prehistoric monsters and cultists tribes in isolation around the volcano spawning pit that connects to Tiamats Lair in Hell. The other on Zorda is maintained by the pre human dragon cult and protected by dragonfolk and draconic templars. They trade with the wizards of Zorda and dragons operate fuedal domains within Zorda's system with wizard towers and knights castles. Dumb dragons without speech and magic are drivemn from Zorda and go on to menace other lands. Their are lrsser spawning places too like the lake near Chagrinspire. Vast hordes of dragons dwell in the two main pits enough to change the world. The most powerful dragons have minions and domains 

5 Wizards are in most civilisation but are responsible for the age of necromancy and the elementalists. Many worked with dragons or demons. Authorised schools and university control their graduates to some degree and wilder wizards move to isiolsated places. Arcane magic is costly to learn. Some learn from faerie but that has a price of their authority. Hell offers the cheapest way to learn and open secret doors to students to study in the grand library of the hells a demiplane connected to all the hells. It does cost your soul however. Demon cults also teach arcane magic as a means of liberation and abandoning human ethics. The wizards of zorda are the most powerful but also the laziest and vice addled. They operate a police force to capture criinal wizards they sometimes send to other lands in secret. WIzards love secrets and many commoners are suspiscious of wizards

6 The age of Darkness and the 7 monster kings ruled and their slave armies covered the world. Mostly they were abhumanoid beast folk but late in their reign they made humans and orcs the most recent species of thinking peoples. Both rebelled and allied with demihumans in destroying the age of black magic. The barbarians destroyed necromancers and elemntalist empires also and continue to hate arcane magic and literacy. Remnants of this age like dungeons are everywhere. Their are several famous ruined cities and Shadelport was built on one. The one to the north is vast and alien but ships come to raid it for alien treasures. The gods of the outer darkness with various death and darkness gods enslaved the world once and remnants may wish to try again. Every 3 generations a dark lord or lady is born in the world who amasses an army of undead and orcs and abhumans and claims the old powers of darkness from beyond. They all seek ancient power but heroes always stop them

7 The slavers are a world wide criminal enterprise so rich it has bribed kingdoms. They like to move slaves to far away lands so they have no hope of escape. The slaver lords came from different backgrounds but the elite operate from a volcano island base. They are widley hated and feared and in many lands slavery is a death sentance. Debt based servitude and criminals serving off a sentance is more acceptable and local. The slavers guild was vast while the Empire operated but most continant nations are now banning them

8 The secret empire of the West uses drugs to spread influence across the world from a hidden underground city. Other states on the surface struggle and fight each other under the influence of the immortal emperor. Agents are involved in the drug trade world wide

9 Auldwood expands yearly, and so does the fae influence. Other non-humans use it and benefit in their struggles against humans. Goblins are often settled on borderlands to slow humankind. Faerie are reluctant to parley with short lived child species but do deal with dragons and reptilians and other demi humans. Humans are crude ape simpletons whos grubby craft efforts are embarasing copies of faerie. The bright and dark faerie are more connected than people say. Others say all the various elf king and queen rulers are actually the same two divinities and people worship them as fertility deities

10 Chagrinspire was part of a machine to unmake reality built by gnomes and it failed a thousand years ago. They say the place is returning to life and the plan to destroy everything in the name of peace and mercy is operational again. A vast prehuman gnome city in the deep is where the project began but was always a minority of the city. Gnomes with their airships raided all over the world for people, treasure and magical ingredients. They ignored the empires of the day so they united to destroy the tower. Millions died in that war and the technology of that age is mostly forgotten

11 The Warring East are a region of colonies of the empire. A dense rich area constantly at war with kingdoms and city states. They are the biggest users of black powder and battlefield magic currently but turn it on each other. Maps seldom last more than a few years and are wrong when published. Others fear this land will unify or a faction will dominate with new weapons then conquer the cult filled jungles or northern wastes or beyond. Mostly this is a fear of their marshal spirit and willingness to war. Agents of this kingdom explore ancient places for magic or superior technology they can use

12 The great wastes of the central continant swarm with barbarians, nomads, orcs and abhuman beast tribes who love to fight but often unite to destroy literate civilisation. Everyone fears the thought of a uniting leader. They shun most of the civilised gods and modern religion prefering old nature religions and nature preists. Many serve as mercenaries or raid the borderlands. They tend to like softer living and tolerate outsider magic and writing as they assimilate. These populations have helped revitalise ailing kingdoms. 

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Random Adventure testing tables in DMG 2014
Playing with various dungeon generators for dungeon arts and sciences.
Just doing a comparison.

Reminds me i like usinf d12 and d100 and some d20s
I like to roll say 4x d12 different colour when i crunch through tables so every catagory with different dice is something I try to minimise. D12 is good amount to grasp d100 is for more in depth and specific results.

Some adventure gen results from 2014 DMG - i mashed some results together
Lots of results lined up niceley

Dungeon Goals: Parley with a faction in the dungeon to find missing explorers, gather information
Villains: Humanoid cultists (goblinoids) + serial crimes
Allies: Raving lunatic
Patron: Local ruler - Mayor seeks adventurers to get rid of tavern ghost
Introduction: Ghost appears scaring people, but offers a quest to help it rest
Climax: Portal opens
Framing event: arrive on dark ship at a shrunken decayed cold fishing town
Twist: can't kill the villain, but they want to kill you

So, arrival from sea on battered lost ship the Seaspray, starving after being lost in mysterious fog-shrouded seas. Everyone is hungry and desperate, some crew and passengers died on the voyage.

The village is decrepid and aged. It surrounds a small canal to the sea with wharfs and boats on the shore. Unused goods and empty houses seem common. The streets are muddy and their are icicles on buildings and snow on roofing. Villagers are rude. The guild hall of the fishermen is the best repaired building in town. The Haunted inn is called the Lonely Dwarf. The Dwarf built the place to make friends but died alone. Shortly after the ancestors arived victims of shipwrecks. Otherwise their are fisherfolk shacks, a wharf, old warehouses and a ruined church. The older generations built catacombs for storage and defence under the village but modern folk have forgotten them. Evil cults have used the catacombs too. The sobbing Dwarf ghost is hear in the catacombs too.

Locals survived in part because fish folk taught some the arts of sea survival so they all survived. Some are members of the fishers guild and in dark ceremonies kiss fisholk for gold and worship the sea and elemental water gods.

Mayor wants to meet visitors - please stop ghost - offers some fish gruel and rest in her stable

The Lonley Dwarf Inn is closed due to recent haunting by the Ghost of Old Willum. It is a scrawny man in seadog clothes, with rotting flesh and scratched skin, but luminous and transperant. It moan and screams. Old WIllum wants people to get a secret treasure location from a faction leader of local goblins. The ghost was a theif who worked with goblin boss and was poisoned in the inn by a goblin spy. The goblin goblin boss Gorgo has hidden the treasure and the ghost wants revenge and his share to pay the adventurers so he can rest. In fact he is just less angry and seen and heard rarley and less hostile

The villagers like the goblins who protect the village from forest horrors and orcs just by being a buffer and not enemies. People dont want the goblin boss hurt but they want ghost stopped. If Gorgo cant be killed the ghost wants all the treasure (half for adventurers and rest spent restoring the Lonley Dwarf Inn). Gorgo doesnt want to give any up but mightbe coerced to give out his map or a fake to an orc or kobbold home. He might ask you get rid of some kobolds setting up a new base nearby.

The boss hid the treasure in the catacombs in a monster lair by the sea cliff enterance covered by high tide. It cant be seen by ships and locals dont know about it,

Catacombs
Catacomb under the coastal village for storage and refuge when it was much bigger. Now the village is empty run down buildings, but all are connected to catacombs by cellars. Creators descendants barley use them or remember entrances. 

Map
Anything will do or draw six letters on a piece of paper all touching for a simple map and place the goblin area and the cult area and the monster lair. Draw line to the beach cliffs, one line to the goblin village and one beyond to the wilderness.

Place some x marks for enterances to houses above
1in6 houses above inhabited and angry villagers
Rest roll d6 1=junk 2=antiques under sheets 3=giant vermin 4=giant spider 5=old drunk knows some stories and friendly for booze 6=mutant fish folk hiding from everyone and cant let witness live (and a bit hungry).

The treasure is in a cave entrance of the catacombs in the cliffs and only available low tide a few hours. A giant crab lives in the cave or other creatures. Meat will distract it.

One Passage goes to goblin village and another to wilderness beyond some orcs sometimes find.

Goblin Area
1 Goblin dog kennels
2 Storage shelves and crates, barrels of beer
3 Workshop with Smith and some goblins
4 Trophy room of goods stolen and looted from the village, and some orc heads
5 Feast hall where the goblin boss eats with minions
6 Throne room for goblin boss

Cult area
1 Workshop where cults make tallow candles from fish fat
2 Storage of cult paraphernalia and ritual supplies
3 Room with a pool where fish cult summoned fish folk with a bell and a bucket of chum, summoned fish folk expect a sacrifice to eat or carry away
4 Lair with a steam mephit guard
5 Cult guards and exit to the basement of the fishing guild
6 Cult victim cells 

d12 Other catacombs encounters
1 Loose rubble deadfall save or d4 damage
2 See a pretty scary spirit - pretty harmless or 1in6 a poltergiest
3 Wandering zombie or d4 skeletons
4 Chest of village junk d4 1=empty bottles 2=set of tools 3=ceramic dinner set 4=retired sea captains journals, locket with lock of hair and a bottle of rum

5 Swarm of rats or giant rats

6 Lone fish folk - exploring surface for thrills

7 Goblins - d4 looking for food or loot

8 Local cat looking for rats

9 Selkie - hiding from fish folk (possibly in human form naked) cant speak surface common

10 Lone orc scout - looking for way to attack village

11 Horrible choker hunting - local preditor came on a boat

12 Shadow - dead spirit of muderer

Barking Alien Challenge day15: What to avoid? + Redbrick 6-room Dungeons

Im much more inclined to give players enough rope to hang themselves than railroad people. Much like old-school games with pages of rules limiting what character types can do like race level limit. I am backing away from taking longer to explain exceptions than the basic rule requires.

Some top tips if you want to shun danger, villany and witnessing unwholesome acts. Remember, combat systems are for crime. Of course, you can start a business, get married and raise a family thats fun too. 

Top 12 Things to Avoid in the Worlds of Elfmaids & Octopi
1 Travel, it's a terrible disappointment, and you are likely to be ambushed and killed

2 Buying or renting a haunted house or cult house, even if cheap

3 Go live in a murder hobo shanty town and claim a dungeon to loot

4 Stake a salvage claim on one of the sealed prehistoric wizard towers in the ruin districts

5 Find isolated frontier villages and investigate cults, and find their hidden lairs

6 Try to cross the straits between Exile Isle and the continent by the undersea tunnels

7 Do not visit Chagrinspire or the wastes around it, its horrible and sad

8 Dont move to Shadelport and look for work, especially avoid the gangs

9 Avoid elves and faerie folk from the other side and refuse their food or offers of sex

10 Dont eat or drink mutagens or be tempted by awesome powers; most end up broken beggars

11 Dont seek out ruins and dungeons full of treasure, monters and traps make it not worth the risk

12 Never visit other dimensions like elelmetal planes, the underworld, the abyss, the world tree, the heavens or the outer void or Xor the living world that wants to eat out world. You imperil yur soul and all reality medling in what no mortal can comprehend

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 6-Room Dungeon Kit 1
Draw 6 boxes

draw line from one box away from one box and away from all of them
this is the passage to the surface and the enterance of the dungeon
pick one room to be the feature room usually the furthest from the entry
the other rooms are major rooms
roll for doors and what is behind the door
-corridors should link rooms
-add sub rooms as needed
now fudge any results to incorporate 6 rooms  
connect the rooms and try to have loops in the layouts
The feature room is likely a dead end also
You may add extra subrooms as you please, especially to the feature room or corridors

-Decor (art, decor and scenery. Might have clues)
-Hazards (dangers like traps or other dangers)
-Wandering monsters

-Static monsters

-entry way (front entry)
-subrooms (one square mostly like cells, quarters or storage and dead ends)
-major room (quarters or utility rooms) with d4 doors
-feature room (dramatic room for climactic boss fight) with a d4 doors

d12 Doors
1 Light door no lock 1in6 sticks or creaky
2 Light door with trap hazard
3 Light door with lock
4 Heavy door 1in6 sticks or creaky
5 Heavy door with bar or bolt on the inside and a window or peephole

6 Heavy door open but will slam shut and lock with trigger

7 Barricaded or boarded up

8 Iron bar gate with lock

9 Portcullis gate
10 Wizard locked (requires a password) or hold portal
11 Secret door with lock or trap

12 Secret door into an escape passage outside or to another room

d12 Behind a Door
1-2 Narrow passage - d3 doors
3-6 Hallway, a wide passage - d4 doors 
7-9 Sub Room - dead end
10-11 Major Room - d4 doors
12 Feature Room - d4 doors

Redbrick 6-Room Dungeons
A common dungeon type due to many kobolds being born with the instinct to make redbrick-lined tunnels and dungeon complexes that other humanoids then covet as lairs. Once they get this big kobolds will have populations explode, and their dungeons grow like wildfire. Locals who know of a kobold dungeon will do their best to have someone take care of it. Other monsters often drive kobolds away for the dungeon so the process starts again. Kobolds just seem to be born with the urge to make bricks, dig and build similar style complexes. Several of these may join up to form bigger dungeons.

d12 Redbrick Decor

1 Loose bricks on the floor

2 Bricks are loose from the wall due to damp

3 Dripping water has worn a drainage path through stone

4 Worn edges, especially around door frames or steps

5 Moss or fungus grows where water is dripping

6 Chalk graffiti usually contains obscenities to enemies

7 Builders marks for future construction

8 Wooden crate a trap came in or even not yet installed yet

9 Kobold idols often of ancestors or a humanoid form of the dungeon spirit

10 Kobold mural showing them punishing enemies with their gods

11 Hole with a barricade and an under-construction sign

12 Scaffolding with some tools or paint

d12 Redbrick Hazards
1 Tripline and poisoned crossbow bolt trap d4 1=light 2=medium 3=heavy 4=repeating

2 Concealed pit trap + d4 1=spikes 2=monster 3=sealing 4=water

3 Flamer trap 2d4 fire from a piston or dropped incendiary, save halves

4 Scythe trap often in doorways, stairs or tight spaces. save or d6 damage

5 Pendulum trap often on passages or doorways d10 save to avoid

6 Portcullis gate blocks the passage

7 Magic mouth yells threats and attracts monsters

8 Deadfall trap d4 1=d6 loose bricks 2=2d4 acid 3=d4 poison caltrops 4=2d6 stones that blocks passage

9 Monsters released from a secret door
10 Idol contains a petty spirit like a poltergeist, and often has interesting stuff to hurl 

11 Mysterious, delicious magic pie from the dungeon divinities (see random dungeon pies)

12 Illusion covering a trap d4 1=chained maiden 2=treasure 3=sasuages 4=cake

d12 Wandering Monsters
1 Kobold civilians visiting

2 Kobold labourer crew with tools good as weapons d4 or d6

3 Kobold skirmishers with tiny d4 bows, d4 sling, d6 javelins

4 Kobold warriors with shield and d6 weapon

5 Yappy guard dogs are checking out the scent or noise

6 Giant vermin d4 1=rats 2=ticks 3=ants 4=beetles

7 Rust monsters escaped from the pen

8 Crab spiders on the ceiling

9 Giant lizard/s d4 1=ghekko 2=skink 3=monitor 4=chameleon

10 Gelatinous cube for cleaning

11 Boss kobold in goat pulled chariot with crew and retinue running close 

12 Owlbear hunts kobolds or anything larger

d12 Static Monsters
1 Giant rats or rat swarm
2 Wooden houses for stirges
3 Kobold spell caster with followers and a pet

4 Kobold boss with chariot and elite followers

5 Of duty kobold labourers and guards relaxing

6 Kobolds training with weapons or working with construction tools

7 Giant spider d4 1=trapdoor 2=tarantula 3=net casting 4=black widow
8 Giant snake may have decorative holes to help it ambush
9 Petty dungeon spirit may appear as a kobold with some worshippers
10 Living statue
12 Mimic or trapper or lurker

d12 Entry Content (roll d4 extra doors)
1 Garbage and bones and a swarm of rats or a hazard 1in6 old outcast kobold begging
2 Painting or sculptural kobold mouth gate, usually locked or portcullis

3 Kobold hunters butchering giant rats and local pets

4 Kobold family having quality family time with a picnic, its not their fault their harmless family customs and grandmas skull collecting seem like diabolical acts. They are having a wonderful time and making memories

5 Monster lair, but it tolerates dungeon inhabitants who raised it or is chained to limit its attacks
6 Murderholes crewed from above d4 1=boiling oil 2=boiling water 3=boiling lead 4=archers
7 Gatehouse with guards in secure positions with baricades, arrow slits, a locked gate or other preparations to defend the room from outside
8  Water fountain with quality water for visitors' refreshment 1in6 are wird magic pools or a water weird that tolerates dungeon inhabitants
10 living statues or a gargoyle, activate if the password not given
11 Occult symbol on floor, activates spell or summoning if password not given
12 Adventurers' heads on spears with bloody graffiti scrawl threats to intruders

d12 Subrooms
1 Empty, just a few bones and cobwebs 1in6 chance od a secret door to a passage or outside

2 Latrine pit 1in6 home to a monster that regulars appease with scraps or bones

3 Garbage pit 1in6 with biodynamic monster to consume waste d4 1=swarm of rats 2=swarm of flies 3=ooze 4=dungeon pigs

4 Prison cell d4 1=bones 2=surley unpopular kobold 3=human 4=monster 

5 Storage for boxes of junk and 1in6 chance of d4 1=monster 2=small treasure 3=chest of weapons and armour 4=crappy looking old bottle with a potion

6 Mushroom Larder - grows giant mushrooms on shelves, some sickles and a tiny watering can

7 Larder - with preserved kobold snacks d4 1=turnips 2=smoked rat sausages 3=jars of pickled giant centipede eggs 4=1in6 has a noisy guardian pet, screaming mushroom or alarm

8 Vats for making kobold beer and dungeon wine

9 Laundry with drying racks, brushes, tubs, a well and a drain

10 Well with buckets and rope plus d4 1=tentacle 2=fishing rod 3=kobold child's toy 4=croaking frog at the bottom

11 Shrine with a creepy idol of a dungeon spirit in kobold form. Creepy idol has some offerings of d4 1=insence burner 2=bottle of beer 3=pipe and pipeweed 4=pile of turnips. May have a poltergeist or petty sprit residing in the idol

12 Old, crumbling books and documents, 1in6 chance of a basic spellbook, map or magic scroll

d12 Major Rooms
1 Barracks - with tiny triple bunks
2 Training room - with targets, dummies and a fighting pit
3 Kitchen and mess hall - often a pot over a fireplace and benches of tools, tables and chairs

4 Farm room with tubs of fungus, pens for dungeon pigs, racks for egg laying iguanas and dairy and meat bat cages

5 Smithy - crafters making weapons, armour and tools. May have some slaves. There are d6 chests and a d4 extra sub room doors for the armoury stores run by a quartermaster

6 Torture chamber - where kobolds with whips torment prisoners with 2d4 doors to cell cubrooms. Sometimes, if there are no prisoners might be just recreational kobolds on kobold torture

7 Mousoleum with niches fur burial 1in6 may awaken undead if graves are robbed, kobolds make them offerings and prayers to return to rest. There will be some small treasures in the sealed crypts. Some may have stone crypt lids in the floor

8 Tavern where monsters relax, eat, drink, fight and complain. Lots of vice and monsters may be more relaxed or drunk and beligerant or fearless

9 Sweatshop often with prisoners or kobold underclass making handicrafts d6 1=weapons 2=fancy shoes 3=cheap tools 4=fake potions 5=fake saint relics 6=fake antiques 

10 Combat arena where kobolds watch gladiators, monsters and prisoners who fight to the death

11 Family room where kobold elderly look after children while others prepare food and perform crafts like weaving or toymaking

12 Monster breeding room with pens with monsters in breeding pairs and young in smaller cages. Giant rats in cages are also fed to other monsters. Several kobold keepers here will release pets if intruders enter. These kobolds supply other dungeons in the area with pets and creatures. Sometimes, a druid kobold will be here helping with breeding or an alchemist feeding mutagens to monsters

d12 Feature Rooms
1 Lower level entrance - stairs with a locked grill over it, surrounded by relief art of kobolds facing something in the lower levels. A section of kobolds guards the room and a boss has the keys to the gate below

2 Kobold hatchery with hundreds of eggs and tended by mothers with tribal pets. Gifts and offerings for these prolific mothers brought by suitors are in chests. Baby kobolds sleep in various makeshift cots like draws, weheelbarrows, baskets and sawn open kegs. The lead mother is a spell caster blessed by kobold mother gods. A small army will grow from here

3 Hall with benches for seated kobolds drinking, banging their mugs and singing to a kobold bard show. Kobolds leaders of several tribes are here to plan future expansion in the area. There are many bags of copper coins and kegs of kobold beer

4 Dragon cult shrine with idols of dragons and dragon folk, a cult of reptilian kobolds with a priest in dragon robes. They might have a baby dragon, some eggs or some draconic pet. They also have draconic jewellery and ancient coins depicting dragons and mother tiamat

5 Diabolical cult shrine dedicated to hell. Depictions of devils and imps in hell adorn the walls and are featured in statues. A diabolical priest (likely a kobold) leads a coven of 12 kobold cultists. They have chests of red-gold coins with tridents on one side and lords of hell on the other. They might have a hellish pet or a summoned devil servant

6 Water cult shrine with various ceremonial pools. A kobold priest with followers bathe in the pools, relaxing. When danger threatens, they leap out and some have fishy or frog features and weild tiny tridents. The flood is covered in several feet of water and some marine pets will wallow in the water. There will be piles of silver goods and a water-based magic item

7 Fire cult shrine with burning braziers and a volcanic vent. A cult of fire kobolds led by a magic caster is here calling on flaming beings from beyond. Often have a pet fire beast, piles of gold, metal goods and a fire-based magic item

8 Earth cult shrine with pillars and a crude prehistoric stone altar. There are severed heads in niches in the pillars and stone bowls of blood and several sickles. A cult led by a spell user are involved in rituals. Often have a pet beast and piles of bronze metal goods, silver and gold arm rings and torcs and a earth based magic item

9 Air cult shrine with a high ceiling and flying pets or winged kobolds. Many kobolds here with missile weapons with stairs and ladders to wall ledges. Thier is a pit sacrifices atre hurled down. Their may be elemental guardians and an air related magic item and other loot

10 Laboratory - with a wizard (possibly a kobold) with some bodyguards and pets, possibly a construct or monster creation. Work benches, vials, furnace and documents. Racks of ingredients, possibly expensive, explosive and flammable are displayed. Fire here could be dangerous and could make gas if burned or mixed. Several potions and formulas may be found

11 Temple - often with a public ceremony in place or with priests at work. There will be several statues and often several static monsters as guards and sealed crypt sub-rooms. Gold ritual objects and idols of kobold gods can be found.

12 Throne room with a large chair for the ruler 1in4 with their mate beside them. Elite guards and a pet will be in the raised area, and supplicant kobolds or visiting faction ambassadors. Often engaged in business or legal matters. A kobold herald may accept you waiting for your turn. There are valuable treasures stolen or crafted on display 

Barking Alien Challenge day14: More Eat? + 6 room dungeon project

It turns out I've written all I want about food in my setting
So i say see my last 2 posts for how to eat like a local.

Here is a few more common food packs

Charity Meal from Paupers House
Doesn not keep long, served with thin watery soup
Quality varies 1in4 chance of maggots, weevils or flies or other vermin
Turnip, chink of old bread, cup of cooked beans,

Grilled rat on a stick 2 for 1cp
Sewer fish grilled on a stick 1cp
Bag of bug larvae 1cp
Dozen cooked mice 1cp

Farmers Lunch Bag 1cp
Keeps a d4 days at most, often served with a bottle of beer
Pickled onion, radish, , cheese, bread, seeds, slice of ham or sausage

Loaf of horse bread 1cp

also
Pie or a Pasty or Dumpling 1cp lots of different types
Cup of eel stew 1cp BYO cup or bowl
Pancakes with blob of cream and jam or honey or beet syrup 1cp
Sausage and bread 1cp
Birds on skewars 1cp tiny common birds

Merchants Lunch Bag 1sp
Keeps a day, might have a bottle of beer or cup of wine or hot acorn drink
Apple or fruit, fish or pigeon or other meat, dried fruit, nuts, cake

also
Joint of meat or game bird or rabbit and glass of wine or bottle of beer 1sp

Lunch for a Lord 1gp
Keeps a day, some items longer, with a bottle of wine
Joint of meat, chicken, hare, ham, eggs, cheese, grapes, fancy cupcake, minced pie, sweetmeats, potted doormouse, sugarplum, gourmet green salad

also
Piglet, goat kid or lamb on a spit, with a small keg or 4 bottles of wine, with fine bread and a rich vegetable soup, gravy and butter 1gp
Royal Platter featuring exotic meats is illegal for commoners. Swan, unicorn, bear, lion, dragon or other high-status frare food 10-100gp

Lunch for a Orc 1cp
Keeps for a week, with cup of fermented kvas
Nuts, olives, dates, locusts, turnip, beetroot, dried rat meat on a stick 

also
Mystery meat on a stick 1cp
Goat or hog head soup 3cp
Acorn cakes 1cp
Dried canetoad 1cp
Rat kebab on flat mushroom bread with acorn paste and picled turnip 2cp

Lunch for an Underland Goblin or Gnome 1cp
Lasts d4+2 days includes cup or mushroom gruel or mushroom beer 
Pickled beetroot chips, cup of grubs, 3 crunch beetles, dried lizard, flat mushroom bread
Many mushrooms used make users melancholic and compliant with long-term use 

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6 Room Dungeons

I need a setting for a possible new D&D5 game so im using a mashup of ravenloft and Grim Hollow. I need campagn to be flexible for drop ins in a club setting and unsure how long ppl will play so I need a open campagn format. I will try to use slower healing and rest rules, slow level ups amd I might cap at 4th level and just give some stats and feats and skills out after that.

So Ive disliked the 6 room dungeon but I can also see DCC has done some interesting stuff with this format. 

So im making up a page of simplified 6 room maps with loops.

Then im making tables to generate this:
-entry way (front entry)
-subrooms (one square mostly like cells, quaters or storage)
-major room (quarters or utility rooms)
-central room (dramatic room for climactic boss fight)
-decor (art, decor and scenery. Might have clues)
-hazards (dangers like traps or other dangers)
-wandering and static monsters

I'm working on sets as above for different dungeon genres
I might do dumb versions of my dozen dungeon zones

Funhouse with puzzles and weird monsters and traps
Dungeon with faction goons to fight

Cult shrine with ritual occult paraphernalia and edgelord art
Tomb with old garbage and religious symbols
Underground cavern with monster lairs

Ive used deck of many dungeons but I think thsi will be more flexible

Ill try doing a dungeon genre a day while on this challenge.
I seem to be writing daily again and dropped out of school as i dont even want to see the word trauma on a piece of paper and i just cant study it to do what i did already 20 years sigh. 

Barking Alien Challenge day13: Eats? + Quick Auldwood Estates

Food in my setting? See the links last past, including taverns and food under entertainment and my gourmet tourist campaigns.

These are my standard food items for contrast
You can substitute wine for mead

Common food for a day 1cp requires cooking 
Common street food meal 1cp 
Mug of weak beer at a sly grog shop 1cp good beer 2cp fine ale 3cp stout or strong ale 4cp  

Pub meal 4cp includes a mug of beer
Merchant home meal 1sp includes glass of wine or bottle of beer
Merchant meal out 4sp includes bottle of good wine or all beer you can drink
Noble meal 1gp includes shots and all wine you can drink
Bottle of beer 1cp (doz empty bottles worth 1cp) 1 ENC
Bottle of wine 1sp (empty glass bottles worth 1cp) 1 ENC varies in quality
Bottle of alchemists spirit 1gp (empty bottle worth 1sp) 1 ENC
Wine or water skin 1sp holds 2 ENC
Steel canteen 10gp

Week dry rations 1sp 4 ENC dried food
Week iron rations 1gp 2 ENC long life

Wooden cup or plate 1cp
Folk pottery cup or plate 1sp
Pewter mug 1gp
Fine painted ceramic cup or plate 1gp

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Auldwood Estates

Auldwood is a vast forest still expanding, covering the north of the continent. It overlaps the frontiers of all the northern nations. People live on the borders but fear the faerie and weird forest beings. Many report hauntings, strange curses, trails that appear and disappear, faerie rings and other faerie hazards. Exile Island woodland types could all be within Auldwood. During the civil war, many frontier areas lost control due to depopulation and isolation. As people return, they are finding many strange things, like cults, cursed estates, forgotten villages, and the older religions thriving.

This is to make a quick estate

d12 Manor Type
1-3  Fortified house
4-5 Small manor

6-7 Large manor
8 Tower
9 Small Castle 
10 Large Castle
11 Fortress
12 Palace

d12 Manor Quality
1 Haunted - supernatural taint or dangerous spirits

2 Ruined remains

3 Shambling heap - decrpid and possibly dangerous

4 Semi collapsed - often a wing or section still intact

5 Abandoned - with remains of furnishings, possibly wildlife

6 Corrupted - run down and tainted by evil

7 Struggling - worn but trying to maintain

8 Stable - good condition and well-maintained

9 Secure - very good condition and orderly control

10 Decedant - old-fashioned and decayed. Strange, indulgent noble dynasty

11 Perfect condition, new or well-maintained

12 Faerie tainted d4 1=unnatural beauty 2=otherworldy 3=elves 4=cursed

d12 Manour Features
1 Tower

2 Library

3 Greenhouse

4 Grand staircase

5 Wine celler

6 Stables
7 Wall and gatehouse
8 Dungeon
9 Secret passages and spyholes

10 Brooding gargoyles
11 Chapel

12 Curse or Haunting

d12 Manour Garden Features
1 Greenhouse
2 Tomb
3 Shrine
4 Monument
5 Hedge maze
6 Ornamental pool
7 Fountain
8 Grotto
9 Medicinal garden for herbalists

10 Gazebo or bandstand
11 Topiary garden

12 Folly d6 1=goat castle 2=pyramid 3=tower 4=hermit cave 5= 6=

d12 Borders
1 Folk idols and symbols d4 1=decorated poles 2=wicker figures 3=carved sigils 4=decorated trees

2 Hedge wall 4 foot high (1.2m)

3 Hedge wall 10 foot high (3m)

4 Hedge 20 foot high (6m)

5 Wooden fence 4 foot high (1.2m)

6 Wooden fence 6 foot high (2m)

7 Wooden palisade wall 10 foot high (3m)

8 Wooden signs on paths

9 Ancient border stones

10 Stone wall 4 foot high (1.2m)

11 Stone wall 10 foot high (3m)

12 Stone wall 20 foot high (6m)

d12 Settlement
1 Abandoned or ruined village

2 Servants cottages

3-5 Small village under 25 pop

6-7 Medeum village under 100 pop

8-9 Large village under 500 pop

10 Small towns under 1000 pop

11 Several settlements roll d3+1 times with a d10 or lower dice 

12 Non-humans roll d8 for size

d12 Resources (roll d4 times)
1 Water, has a river, streams, wells, a lake or ponds

2 Wetlands and areas of swamp or marshland

3 Wasteland area with little vegetation and possible ruins

4 Forest area with wood and game, poachers and thieves will suffer

5 Quarry for stone and building materials
6 Mines for d4 1=coal 2=prescious metal 3=gems 4=useful metal

6 Clay pits encourages pottery industry

7 Orchards with fruit and nuts

8 Herds of d4 1=goats 2=sheep 3=cattle 4=pigs

9 Grain grows well here, in fertile and easy-to-work soil

10 Trade route used by merchants, possibly a hub of certain goods

11 Vegetable gardens, with earthworks and drainage ditches 

12 Holy shrine attracts pilgrims (or used to)

d20 Settlement Features
Small have d3
Medeum 2d4
Town has all of these or multiple
Usually on a road or around a square
1 Church or shrine

2 Town hall or mayor's house

3 Marketplace

4 Local store
5 Inn or boarding house

6 Hall for guild, town or music

7 Smithy or other craft

8 Well or 

9 Monument

10 Barn or stables

11 Barracks or sheriff's house

12 Mill
13 Graveyard or tomb
14 Tower for defence or wizard
15 Tavern or sly grog shop
16 Healer d4 1=apothecary 2=herbalist 3=surgeon 4=barber
17 Monastery
18 Schoolhouse or college
19 Wall
20 Bathhouse

d12 Settlement Special Features

1 Haunted house

2 Local monster with an odd name

3 Strange customs

4 Secret cults (d4) have locals afraid

5 Strange religions or heretics in open

6 Ancient stone circle or dolmen 

7 Caves and catacombs

8 Shunned ruins

9 Bandit, robberknight or highway robber

10 Secret society d4 1=rebels 2=assassins 3=vice 4=criminals
11 Secret dungeon

12 Faerie cult and stone or wooden monument

d12 What's on the Village Green?
1 Empty today, just some birds
2 Farm animals grazing, usually sheep, goats or geese
3 Wild animals grazing like deer, boar, elk or birds
4 Bonfire celebration or ritual tonight, often wicker animals or figures
5 Pilgrims camp and recruiting
6 Seasonal livestock market
7 Village fair
8 Ball game or sports, possibly local children or youths
9 Festive music event for the local choir or band
10 Festival or feast day celebrating some event, often maypole dancing
11 Flagelants put on a show to show faith, often try to recruit local youths
12 Parade with characters in animal and monster costumes, huge puppets, and parade floats. May expect some coins or will trick unwilling or beat them. If druidry is tolerated, they will be leading the ceremony. Visitors might think its some awful, creepy cult. If locals are offended, the parade will hunt the strangers and at least give them a beating

d12 Market Activity
1 Sale item from surplus

2 Item scarce and fierce bidding

3 Bard or entertainer putting on a show 1in4 chance a pickpocket works crowd

4 Theif chased by angry mob

5 Mysterious fortune teller

6 Stranger selling magic item

7 Local selling map, book or other clue for a dungeon

8 Execution or public punishment of a criminal

9 Contest like a fight or duel

10 Public vice d4 1=drunks 2=gambling 3=drugs 4=lewdness

11 Argument breaks out and crowd gathers while officials ponder what to do and hear accounts

12 Dangerous animal or monster in a cage

d12 Local Noble Clan
1 Fueding, power-grabbing schemers

2 Cruel and sadistic (like torture)

3 Decadent weirdo snobs

4 Dandies and fops, self-indulgent idiots

5 Brutal and controlling

6 Involved in a cult or magic experiments

7 No children, the dynasty is doomed without an heir

8 Eccentric, each has a strange hobby and neglects other activities

9 Distant and neglectful, they have a terrible secret

10 Desperate for fresh visitors for fun and games

11 Letcherous perverts and hedonists for generations

12 Cursed by d4 1=fairies 2=witches 3=druids 4=church

Curses & Customs for Nobles
Many manors in wild regions, isolated for years, have become haunted or cursed. Many curses relate to customs or manners. They affect generations and are equivelent to a 7th level spell *greater curse). Each curse has conditions and effects and a solution to end the curse withou a high-level spell.

d12 Clan Hauntings
1 Headless ghost

2 Weeping lady

3 Sad child

4 Teen poltergeists

5 Murder victim

6 Witch ghost

7 Moaning phantom

8 Spectral walkers

9 Murderer seeks a body

10 Spirit of evil magician

11 Image of past horror

12 Vengful corporeal undead

d12 Clan Curses
1 Lycanthropy
2 Line of evil wizards
3 Strange dreams

4 Mysterious deaths

5 Obligated to follow a strange custom or ceremonial parade or a ritual

6 Family member is a changeling who has lived in the family for generations

7 Strange bloodline d4 1=lizards 2=ogres 3=goblins 4=changelings 

8 Mutations, some family must be hidden

9 Lord has cravings for d4 1=blood 2=beauty 3=murder 4=occult rituals

10 Vampire ancestors stalked for generations

11 Undead ancestor influences descendants from a crypt

12 Family part faerie bloodline and farm humans like cattle

d12 Cursed Customs for Visitors

1 Must fight a duel with any guest; if they refuse, then battle to the death

2 Guests who break the rules of hospitality must die

3 Hideous feature, anyone who asks about it will be challenged to a duel

4 Eligible guests must marry at least one family member or die

5 Likes to duel guests. Makes a bet with a terrible outcome for the loser or the winner

6 Cannibals must feed human flesh to guests

7 Residents denied quality human needs like food or sleep until a monster is driven from a shrine

8 Must give tributes and hand visitors to an evil cult, but are very sorry

9 Plague carriers but may nor speak of it

10 Must accept guests, then a supernatural guest comes and cannot be denied by host

11 Seducers in the family like guests, but next day the lord must duel to the death any who soiled their kin

12 Guests are put in the haunted room

d12 How to break a curse
1 Fight a monster guarding a shrine or moors
2 Kill the current lord in a ritual
3 Build a monument or shrine resisting obstacles

4 Return a lost relic to its proper place in a shrine

5 Give a baby to a faerie noble and beg its forgiveness for a past crime
6 Defeat spirit or petty divinity
7 Recover lost item or person in faerieland
8 Dig up and/or bury remains of a past noble
9 Give a great treasure to an elf noble
10 Placate an angry witch by fetching her heart's desire

11 Destroy a holy place offensive to faerie
12 Release a monster sealed in an underground vault

d12 Clan Secret Shame
1 Member imprisoned due to insanity or monstrosity
2 Ancestor coupled with a supernatural being
3 Ancestor performed abominable crimes and was killed by an angry mob
4 Ancestor burned at the stake for heresy or witchcraft
5 Ancestors killed each other by mistake or because of deceit

6 Ancestors killed each other competing for ruling the clan

7 Older heraldic design was brought into infamy over d4 1=cowardice 2=cult 3=crime 4=treason

8 Ancestors massacred a humanoid species, and the last cried out a curse

9 Ancestor broke an oath for love, resulting in a bloodfeud between clans

10 Ancestor was a murderous robber knight who was forgiven and granted land

11 Ancestors instigated a pointless war with another nation, clan or species

12 Famous for being full of bastards and ne'er-do-wells rather than legitimate heirs surviving