Thursday 30 August 2018

Post 1400 New Dungeon Zine

Another milestone
Im busy with dad in hospital stuff with my brother for a bit
Please share this about as Im not really focused on game stuff right now
Will fix my last bugtown post i accidentally published without finishing

Bat Goddess Temple

Get Down to Bugtown

Partly inspired by French artist Grandville and Dr Bey's Bedside bug book and some other retro novelty art. Insect folk often gather or form small shanty towns on the fringes of human lands to trade. Sometimes they are on the borders with faerieland. Bug town is a interesting place to visit or recruit interesting henchmen or trade. Play a track of crickets or cicadas while in town.

Bug Currency
1 Chit = 1cp pellet of compressed dried pre chewed food 1Oz
1 Fungi Ball =1cp ball of decayed matter and fungus 1lb
1 Dewdrop = 1sp transparent skin of sweet partially digested fluid 1lb
1 Honey cake = 1gp 1Lb of crystalized honer covered in wax 1lb
1 Royal jelly = 5gp 1Oz super rich, mutagen properties 1% dose 1Oz

d12 Bug Buildings
01 Tavern, where bugs meet to drink 2d6 inhabitants plus barkeeper
02 Inn, where travellers and merchants stay 2d6 inhabitants plus innkeeper family
03 Shop, where a insect family sell various supplies and trade
04 Nest, where eggs and grubs and larvae and nymphs are kept safe
05 House, where a family of bus live
06 Burrow, underground bug tunnel complex
07 Garden, where bugs grow plants and fungus for food
08 Stables, where slave bugs are kept as beast of burden and food
09 Storehouse, large hive structure where food is stored
10 Armoury, where bug sherriff runs the militia from and stores weapons
11 Wall, a defensive barrier of bug secretions, corpses and feces pelletts
12 Bandstand, where bug bands and entertainers perform

Visitors to Bug Town

01 Elf and faerie ambassodors
02 Dwarf traders
03 Goblinoid fungus dealers
04 Human thief guild rep trading goods
05 Human bard trading songs with bugs
06 Wizard trading magic with bugs for giant grubs
07 Druid visiting bug people for their wisdom
08 Priest of bug cult come for wisdom
09 Visitors from distant bug town
10 Bug eating beastman trying to blend in for sly free feast

D10 Bug Band Skill
01 Sing
02 Horn
03 Flute
04 Drums
05 Xylophone
06 Lute
07 Harpsicord
08 Violin or fiddle
09 Harmonica
10 Dancer

d100 Interesting bugs
01 Ant
02 Wasp
03 Bee
04 Termite
05 Mantis
06 Aphid
07 Flea
08 Tick
09 Mite
10 Wolf Spider
11 Scorpion
12 Solifuge
13 Whip scorpion
14 Cricket
15 Centipede
16 Grasshopper
17 Worm
18 Caterpillar
19 Grub
20 Hawk moth
21 Monarch butterfly
22 Borer beetle
23 Deathwatch beetle
24 Crusader bug
25 Lady bug
26 Millipede
27 Rhino beetle
28 Scarab beetle
29 Bombadier
30 Staghorn beetle
31 Slater
32 Earwig
33 Slug
34 Snail
35 Stink bug
36 Stick insect
37 Cicada
38 Blow fly
39 Lacewing
40 Dragonfly
41 Mosquito
42 Silverfish
43 Springtail
44 Weevil
45 Cocroach
46 Bedbug
47 Water strider
48 Mayfly
49 Assassin bug
50 Fire fly
51 Gad fly

52 Fruit fly
53 Blister beetle
54 Bark beetle
55 Carrion beetle
56 Tarantula
57 Daddy long legs
58 Water spider
59 Tiger beetle
60 Soldier beetle
61 Leaf insect
62 Black widow
63 Segmented worm
64 Crab spider
65 Funnel web spider
66 Water beetle
67 Scissor beetle
68 Mole cricket
69 Horse fly
70 Click beetle
71 Longhorn beetle 

72 Cabbage moth
73 Leaf beetle
74 Reflex beetle
75 Tiger beetle
76 Ground beetle
77 Silk moth
78 Jewel beetle
79 Pine beetle
80 Deaths head moth
81 Ironclad beetle
82 Milkweed bug
83 Ambrosia beetle
84 Bark beetle
85 Atlas moth
86 Christmas beetle
87 Darkling beetle
88 Katydid
89 Sap beetle
90 Huntsman spider
91 Leech
92 Moon moth

93 Titan bug
94 Weta
95 Treehopper

96 Swallowtail butterfly
97 Jumping spider
98 Glow worm
99 Orb spider
 Jumping spider

d100  Interesting bugs to meet

01 Timmy Twinkles, green cricket loves fancy hats & food, loves human hair wigs

02 Byron Crackerjack, shiny black cricket plays trumpet and tap dances

03 Phylis Snodgrass a posh lady lacewing, likes tea and being a snob

04 Corinda Scarlet, lady bug detective, looks for mysteries and clues

05 Earnest Scrawler, ground beetle porter, carries loads for rich visitors for cash
06 Clark Gimble, tap dancing click beetle, wears fancy shiny shoes and carries a cane
07 Laurence Longglegs, dandy spider likes to watch bands and eat barflies
08 Kimble Crag, long horn wood beetle, carpenter who plays the fiddle
09 Edmund Sixlegs, dapper borer beetle dancer and drummer, loves ladies of all species
10 Velveteen Cray, black widow, hangs around bar seducing drunks, wont eat musicians
11 Eegan Calvert, stink bug writer, reviews music for touring insect music fans
12 Bronny Flax, earwig sheriff, out for bad bugs who prey on the weak, idealist
13 Calzan Crazypants, centipede xylophone player, eats hecklers, likes gambling
14 Orlac Hanz, pianist mole cricket, wears top hat and tiny spectacles
15 Zebedee Flint, weevil wizard, recruits young bugs to wizard life and demonology
16 Kimber Morant, Praying mantis horn player, only eats a few young bugs a day
17 Gregory Thistle, singing leaf bug, likes to get drunk and play dice till broke
18 Pollyanna Prickletoes, scarab beetle vocalist, also canny merchant trader 
19 Lorne Dern, old rhino beetle, leads refugee bugs to the promised land
20 Califax Tan, stick insect barkeeper, expert at stacking glasses and cocktail juggling
21 Saphire Peaches, tarantula singer who  invites unlucky fans into her lair
22 Morgana Sienna, bejeweled weevil, watches performers from palanquin, likes fancy fans
23 Hammond Farland, wandering crusader bug knight who saves bugs from peril
24 Gloria Munday, cabbage moth socialite, buys jewels an hires adventurers to find them
25 Lazlo Lilo, sleazy bedbug pimp, offers cheap accomidation in his shed of bloodsuckers
26 Stix Mendleson, assassin bug hitman, listens to music while sharpening his stilettos
27 Paloma Terrona, bark beetle hustler, sells faux potions and drugs, keeps several urchins
28 Dusty Lustre, tiger beetle prostitute, only eats customers who try to cheat her
29 Sammy Slit Throat, scissor beetle bouncer, decapitates troublemakers, but mostly nice
30 Manny Nectar, an aphid who produces magic healing nectar from a magic tree he once sucked on
31 Bonita Cicada, plays the violin and like to play knucklebones for cash
32 Borris Gadornin, goliath beetle who likes to catch fish and dig holes
33 Carmen Curoza the cockroach, is shiny and dresses fancy but stinks if scared
34 Golan Ritz, a flashy talented musician but has disgusting taste in food
35 Milly the moon moth, exotic fan cabaret dancer drives the bugs wild
36 Erubus Tang, elderly syphilitic spider with beard, spectacles, top hat, likes ladies and absinthe
37 Globbo Vault, rogue termite, gnaws on wood while tapping toes to music off beat
38 Cyrano Glob, wood louse beatnick poet, all poems about eating wood in dark
39 Gordom Millwort, silvershish, admires clothing and books to eat, offers silver coin
40 Billy Vrang, a huge weta the size of an ogre, eating a sheep, drinking beer
41 Candie Mulldoon, leech with makeup and a wig, trying to seduce a victim badly
42 Horace Willpole, dragonfly wizard, reads books while sipping tea and smoking opium
43 Shiela Pondly, jumping spider, enthusiastic, loves gossip, very friendly, likes cuddles
44 Shelby Nutter, fruit fly gorging self on fruit with bug smile, face covered in pulp
45 Mabel Clang, mosquito scholar, will pay for your blood, asks politley
46 Victor Lubago, waterstrider sketches every day life in bug town, shy
47 Nebazor Vril, darkling beetle necromancer, looking for bug corpses for his army
48 Barnabus Cleave, flea circus acrobat, liks twirling moustache and announcing himself
49 Mother Serendipity, ladybug runs bug orphanage in an old giants boot, afraid of fire
50 Colonel Gout, bombadier beetle, tells stories of siege warfare and army life
51 Lou Thimble, glow fly wizard, likes to drink and watch band while reading old books
52 Vinny Glub, snail man hustler,  buys and sells ill gotten loot, offers horrible missions 
53 Cardomon Veal, slug tea merchant, smokes hookah, attended by weevil slaves
54 Parissia Keel, jewel beetle horn player, other bugs adore her and try to get her drunk
55 Donny Sawtooth, unemployed ant, scrounges for change and beer
56 Holbert Low, worm miner, wearl lamp hat and covered in dirt, hates mole men
57 Mortimer Larp, ironclad beetle mercenary likes fighting and trying new food
58 Alice Mayfly, barmaid, wary of customers who want to eat her, dreams of adventure
59 Gilbert Gilderson, shiny christmas beetle, big spender and pays for free feasts 
60 Emile Lamond, orb spider likes to make pretty pattern webs and sells spider silk clothes
61 Oscar Cadman, gadfly dandy, likes to drink and screw with superficial interest in art and clothes
62 Gerry Formica, ant comedian, neurotic, clumsy and weird, tries to score drugs
63 Queen Mave, deposed elderly bee queen with several servants, talks about old days
64 Macy the monarch butterfly, snooty and aloof, drinks nectar and plays harp
65 Phylis Green, leafhopper, flighty and nervous, drinks acorn coffee and takes stimulants
66 Daddy Silverspat, long legged spider, plays trumpet and drums, snappy dresser
67 Sigmund Hurst, glow worm theatrical director, mostly stuffs face and critiques everyone
68 Keeble Rod in wayang, slater likes to collect scraps of food and grovels to anyone
69 Lazlo Corben, pine beetle drug dealer, offers free samples to kids
70 Belinga Cogman, millipede always losing her gloves or shoes
71 Rodney Belview, swollowtail priest of bug god, tries to keep everyone friendly

72 Gordo Cleeze, dung beetle sits and eats feces with delight, a connoisseur of exotic dung

73 Electra Vanderpump, butterfly and amatuer poet looking for true love and inspiration 
74 Harry Cam, rhino beetle likes to fight, lift heavy objects and to impress ladies
75 Twiggy, stick insect artists model, likes free drinks and musicians, likes to dance
76 Corbert Jansen, swollowtail butterfly painter, likes to models into painting nudes
77 Zola Kant, dignified rich hawkmoth, all the ladies love him, he collects old books
78 Larry Spot, tick who is kinda annoying, tells bad jokes and loves to befriend newcomers
79 Dick Venom, scorpion criminal, has a gang in woods who rob and eat travellers
80 Sol Marnell, inchworm who keeps talking about when he is a moth the places he will go
81 Ra Kingman, scarab band leader composer and deeply devoted to sun god
82 Polly Pringle, solifuge lute player, earnest and friendly but most bugs afraid of her
83 Greebly Tanner, mite who sells scraps, rags and bones from a pushcart
84 Mortimer Black, deathwatch beetle fascinated by all dead things and corpses
85 Bill Cadaver, cariion beetle, keen to follow adventurers and clean up corpses they leave
86 Marionetta Clever, wasp who is keen to make out with strangers and deposit eggs in them
87 Manny Lord, whip scorpion amateur detective, always imagining plots and conspiracies
88 Peter Scytheman, mantis poet, obsessed by meeting his one true love
89 Gabby Gloch, stag beetle chef, always working on dreaming up new recipes for her book
90 Griselda Lieber, crab spider lute player and weaver, ran away from classy family
91 Lars Hendersen, trapdoor spider, spy for dark elves and friendly to travellers
92 Steppenwolf the wolf spider, singer but also a horrible charismatic murderer

93 Gilbert Flange, grotesque huge greedy caterpillar who doesn't want to grow up
94 Percy Lune, water bug comes on land
 flopping about awkwardly for the music
95 Loris Cran, a huge grub wonders what kind of bug she will be when she pupates
96 Calvert Wren, sap sucker, hangs around bars sucking nectar drinks, likes gossip
97 Doris Stippleback, milkweed bug, likes to sing, wants to be discovered and find fame
98 Krang Thune, huge pink caterpiller smokes hookah and runs organised crime
99 Kieran Black, reflex beetle releases toxic chemicals when nervous which is often
100 Pheobe Lake, water spider sits in web selling water droplets, lives in local well

Sunday 26 August 2018

d100 Signs the Dungeon Dimension is infecting Your Reality

Coincidence or is the dungeon dimension leaking through, contaminating the world? These are for when your team is allowed out of the dungeon after proving themselves able to help cover up more invasive intrusions into the world. These are things they witness or come across some might be just accident. Some are intrusions but minor ones. As dungeon money, potions and items leech into the world through gates more ordinary people become influenced. Some people receive dreams that influence or inspire them.

Many of these items could appear in news reports.
Up to DM which of these threads leads anywhere.
Some might just help dimensional intruder hide among humans better.
Some might be government cover stories to hide dungeon phenomena.

d100 Signs the Dungeon Dimension is infecting Your Reality
01 Death metal band new release sung in orcish
02 Kids playing dnd everywhere
03 Pigeons shit seems to be damaging stone buildings and statues
04 Tattoo shop includes dungeon gang signs in flash art
05 Graffiti tags including monster gangs and wizard names
06 More people believing in magic, paganism, new agers, freemasonry on rise
07 Occult auctions increasing and prices rising 
08 Miracle churches claiming they can heal the sick and to shun science
09 New cults appearing, some claim links to long dead orders and religions
10 New piercing and body mod fads look increasingly orcish/":
11 Dance craze using wizard hand gestures
12 Several fantasy films and tv series being filmed in public
13 Increased attempted break ins to museums, libraries, university collections
14 Mental health institution crowded with new delusional pationes
15 Serial killers on the rise, some increasingly bizarre 
16 Children scrawling weird occult symbols on pavements some covering blocks
17 Children singing weird chants while skipping and playing hopscotch
18 Television series in production about secret gate to fantasy world
19 LOTR and Conan conventions all the rage with huge cosplay events
20 Huge clouds of bats over city, blamed on climate change and habitat loss
21 Wild animals encroaching on city more and more sighted daily
22 Strange muttering homeless man seems to follow everywhere
23 Fantasy theme park being constructed
24 Developer proposes underground housing complex under city
25 Strange new plant based drug on streets, police cant work out origins
26 Graveyard robberies have become rampant
27 UFO sightings have gone up and spotters having a convention
28 Cryptofauna sighting increased and organised spotter clubs have regular meetings
29 News story about unidentified baby reptile discovered in park being studied by museum
30 Tshirts with dungeon art latest trend
31 New age jewelry store selling elf looking designs
32 Conspiracy blogger talked about secret gov underground bases, run over by train
33 New underground train tunnels being built disturb housing residence  
34 Cave complex discovered when sinkhole opened up and swallowed a car
35 Shipwreck discovered with unusual gold and silver coins
36 Gold being devalued in multiple developed nations by flooded market
37 New disease breaking out baffles scientists
38 Botanic gardens showing newly discovered flower about to open it's blossom
39 Several new species of toxic mold discovered in some cases in hospitals
40 Several cows mysteriously pregnant claims farmer
41 Several dramatic house haunting make the news
42 This years Royal Show Ghost Train ride is getting rave reviews
43 One suburb has multiple arson outbreaks
44 A farmer has bred a new bread of huge black chickens as big as a dog
45 Weird unseasonable storms hit the city and many strikes hit a nearby mountain lookout
46 Police raided a greenhouse complex but found some unidentified crop and no people
47 Astronomers report unusual solar activity and other recent phenomena
48 Strange rotting creature found on beach attracts a crowd
49 Strange coloured toxic algae slime in river has public health warning
50 Strange eerie fog has shrouded city for several nights
51 Cannibalism cult busted by police, one of several in recent months

52 Road rage killer reported having weird nightmares for weeks leading up to his spree
53 Child found a huge slug as big as his arm, experts believe it is escaped illegal pet
54 Artists sellout breakthrough show of macabre painting 
55 Bathers at beach report something in water tried to grab people
56 Oddly covered comet returning to the inner solar system after a thousand years
57 Packs of stray dogs have been chasing joggers early in the morning
58 Urchins living in drains have refused help from social workers
59 Record huge shark sighted, some say it had tatoos
60 Monkeys in zoo escaped and unlocked other animal cages
61 Mysterious power outages have increased, some call for a new nuclear power plant
62 Customs siezed shipping container of unidentifiable reptile skin boots, jackets and belts
63 Politician caught murdering his family but has no memory, commited to mental hospital
64 Feral child reported in park rumours say was raised by wild dogs
65 New celebrity psychic contacts dead relatives for a fortune
66 Fishing boats have been disappearing
67 Ugly deformed children have been born, doctors have been naming several new birth defects with names such as goblinism
68 Large groups of stray cats have been forming large groups in park
69 Strange TV interference in city has all kinds of popular theories and speculation
70 Spelunkers in a cave system have been lost and world watches as military sent for rescue attempt
71 Strange footprints have been seen about city 

72 Late night tv psychics and astrologers have increased in popularity
73 Crazy man on news claims he encountered goblin like aliens in park
74 Exiting new wax museum opening
75 Kids are into the new cape fashion
76 Sword fighting increased in popularity as sport and LARP activity
77 Popular new agers and occultists drawing up leyline maps of the city78 Kids on Harry Potter craze LARPing and cosplaying everywhere
79 Previously unknown songs by long dead artist have been discovered and authenticated
80 New female popstar encouraging fanatic fans
81 Politician trying to make cremation only legal burial
82 Fracking ban called for after disaster on mine site
83 Crops disappeared from fields
84 Mysterious stone sphere discovered
85 Prehistoric fish discovered thought long extinct
86 Gigantic mushrooms found growing in abandoned rail tunnels
87 Various huge centipedes and spiders have been reported of record size
88 Blood bank attempted roberey baffles police
89 Huge figure carved into desert surface visible from air
90 Commercial fish farm damaged in storm and fish stock escaped
91 Chicken egg found with lizard inside baffles scientists
92 Several thousand sheep 
disappeared, farmers outraged
93 Sinkhole opened under dam and swallowed up the water
94 Man claims was abducted by aliens who had sex with him
95 Rail tunnel workers have been disapearing

96 Cult police siege in rural compound
97 Homeless disappearing off streets
98 Several public statues vanished, student pranks blamed
99 Protest at military base entrance of dungeon gate, protesters unaware of real purpose
100 Minor earthquake surprises off guard scientists

Friday 24 August 2018

d100 Petty Magic Dealers

These are shops where you can buy magic stuff at low low prices
Some might not stay in the same place mysteriously
Locals will know but they can be hard to find
Fancy guilds of city frown on amateur non guild stores and warn people not to use them
Locals are reluctant to mention where to find them

Typical Stock

2d6 Faux Charlatan wares 1gp+ useless but popular
d6 Petty wares 1gp+ with minor effects
d6 Lesser magic wares 20gp+ some measurable effect
d6 Minor magic wares 50gp+ equal to a cantrip
d4 Quality Items 100gp+ equal to a 1st lv spell
25% of one excellent item

d10 Faux Charlatan Wares*

01 Love potion 6 doses
02 Good luck charm d6 doses
03 Hair restorer d6 doses
04 Fertility potion d6 doses
05 Monster bane potion d6 doses
06 Vitality potion d6 doses
07 Beauty creame d6 doses
08 Food or drink purification d6 doses
09 Plague cure d6 doses
10 Venom antidote d6 doses
*1in4 actually dangerous, sav or d6 damage

Petty wares
01 Quality pipe weed 1lb
02 Stimulant helps you keep awake or working d6 doses
03 Strong grog by gallon or exotic drugs d6 doses
04 Sleep brew helps you rest d6 doses
05 Pain numbing brew d6 doses
06 Delicious herbal tea helps relax 1lb
07 Exotic cooking seasoning d6 ounces
08 Mushrooms make strange dreams d6 doses 
09 Weed killer by gallon
10 Medicine -d4 days off flu symptoms d6 doses

d10 Lesser magic wares
01 Arousal potion 10 minutes duration, save to resist
02 Healing medicine treats 1hp once a day max
03 Purgative medicine +1 save vs poison (or a second save)
04 Curative medicine +1 save vs disease (or a second save) 
05 Night vision for ten minutes duration (low light not absolute darkness)
06 Delicious sauce makes anything taste good
07 Holy water
08 Flammable oil flask with fuse d4+save or 1pt dam for d4 rounds
09 Smoke bomb with fuse d4 rounds 1" blocks visibility
10 Stink bomb with fuse d4 rounds 1" save or -4 while inside and for d3 rounds after

d10 Minor magic wares
01 Attribute booster +1 on one stat lasts 10 minutes
02 Healing potion d4 1=d2 2=d3 3=d4 4=d3+1
03 Protection +1 on saving throw for 10 minutes
04 Light potion activate for d6 hours of 1" light 
05 Feign death for 10 minutes
06 Acid potion d4 damage if splashed on person or dissolve a lock or trap
07 Poison ingested 2d4 or half if saved after ten minutes
08 Blade venom +d4 or save for no damage, one blow,  1 hand weapon or 10 arrows
09 Bless weapon +1 magic for 10 minutes, 1 hand weapon or 10 arrows
10 Quality fire potion 2d4+save or 1pt dam for d4 rounds

d10 Quality magic wares
01 Attribute booster +1 on one stat lasts one hour
02 Attribute booster +1d4 on one stat lasts ten minutes
03 Charm potion as spell lasts 24 hours on first person seen after drinking if fail save
04 Healing potion 2d4
05 Feign death for d6 hours
06 Climb potion 10 minutes
07 Protection from evil potion 10 minutes
08 Detect magic potion 10 minutes
09 Detect evil potion 10 minutes
10 Conjure monster potion serves for 10 minutes then free *
*d4 1=goblin 2=kobold 3=dog 4=stirge

d10 Excellent Items
01 +1 dagger 1000gp
02 +1 hand weapon d4 1=sword 2=spear 3=mace 4=staff 1500gp
03 Bundle of 3d4 +1 ammo d4 1=arrows 2=sling stones 3=bolts 4=darts
04 Potion of fire resistance 1 hour minutes halves damage300gp
05 Potion of improved healing 300gp
06 Potion of water breathing 1 hour 300gp
07 Potion of cure poison 300gp
08 Potion of cure disease 300gp
09 Candle of speak with dead (1word/user Lv) 200gp
10 Potion of levitation 200gp

d10 Form
01 Coloured fluid in tiny medicine bottle
02 Quart of coloured fluid
03 Exotic herb
04 Pill
05 Ointment
06 Inhaled vapour
07 Candy
08 Cake
09 Suppository
10 Patch or wrappings

d10 Where to find it

01 Under a bridge
02 In dark alleyway
03 In sewer
04 Private inn room or tavern
05 Pushcart on market day
06 Wandering the streets
07 High street shop
08 Crossroads at midnight
09 Blasted heath
10 Just outside village in d4 1=swamp 2=cave 3=woods 4=overhanging cliff

d10 Quick Dealer Types
01 Old hags, witches and wise women
02 Old hermits and old madmen
03 Seedy criminals
04 Colourful charletans
05 Local shopkeeper sideline
06 Apothecaries and healers
07 Druids and nature priesthoods
08 Drop out wizards and sorcerers
09 Former alchemist student drop outs
10 Lesser shrine priests

d100 Petty Magic Dealers
01 Old Mad Millie, lives outside village in shack, crazed and worries adventurers fancy her
02 Mother Grumpus, lives in cave by mill with dozens of cats, barley comprehensible 
03 Agnes Stenchwater, lives by creek in cave with half ogre son, wary of strangers
04 Olga Corkeye, escaped witch purge, treats local women folk for free
05 Vanya Strange, powerful witch feared by locals but treats common folk ok
06 Binney Claw, scary crone lives on moors in turf hut, protected by phantom hound
07 Billy Gnarlfoot, lives with her goats in the forest and only deals with obviously needy
08 Rosa Stumpwater, lives under a bridge with her pets actually imps
09 Vera Willowwood, lives on riverbank under roots of tree with her idiot sister
10 Grandma Shroomhat, wears a mushroom hat and lived for years as servant of dark elves
11 Papa Crankley, lives in a shack in the woods with wild animals and brewing equipment
12 Mad Old Tom, reputed warlock lives under a bridge, don't visit him alone 
13 Mr Shabener, lives in an old ruin outside of town, who knows where he gets stuff from  
14 Cooder Gubersen, a half witted inbred fool with weird laugh lives in a mash shack
15 Mr Sian, strange foreigner washed up decades ago, lives in filthy hovel with evil cat
16 Crawley Hendersen, lives in stinking tent by roadside moving every few months
17 Old Man Hobbes, people fear this strange old man but use his treatments
18 Ebert Grimm, obese crepy old man who camps in a midden heap and collects scrap
19 Valden Potter, old man who chases children from his shack, sometimes sells stuff
20 Greebly Simms, finds odd things in ruins and makes strange brews that possibly work
21 Masterly Vrilman, sells stolen things from his coat in filthy alley ways
22 Corey Zvelda, dealer for the mob sells drugs and bad grog and pther items
23 Sally Marden, madame in brothel but sells other goods and petty cures on the side
24 Barney Glogg, sells potions from sausage cart but keeps moving when drinkers get sick
25 Mother Scrag, follows mercenaries and loots battlefields and sells odd things
26 Laurie Canders, robbed an alchemists warehouse and is still selling off goods
27 Polly Peckingham, sings in a music hall but as aged sells drugs and potions on the side
28 Mister Zan, thieves guild hustler, sells goods from blackmailed apothecary guilds men
29 Penny Sowpurse, pick pocket has a good collection of things from drunk adventurers
30 Eric Weedle, a slimy hoodlum who collects money and goods from drug addicted wizards
31 Barnaby Rutland, flamboyant purveyor of miracles, travels in his waggon
32 Lucretia Borr, flashy dealer in candy, cake treats and other occasional items
33 Shifty Molehill, greasy seller of fake pardons and potions and occasionally something ok
34 Rolando Wonder, purveyor of wonderous elixirs wears a spectacular coloured coat
35 Dr Horatio's travelling medicine show travels in waggon with a stage show with cast
36 Madame Zolanda, wonder worker travels in caravan with a colourful tent
37 Purina the holy healer works in a tent but moves constantly to share her miracles, honest
38 Kelbar the Fabulous sells miraculous coloured fluids from a case in taverns
39 Professor Dorian, creepy old man offers to rub special unguents onto customers body
40 Kaliban the cosmic chaneller sells crystals and potions from his tiny cottage
41 Hiram Ford, sells junk and scrap but keeps a special collection for certain customers
42 Henry's potions and curatives, sells potions, artificial limbs and second hand false teeth
43 Mrs Pickleby's Preserves sells pickles, potions and backyard abortions
44 Cut Throat Jim's Barber Shop, deals in all kinds of tonics and treatments on the side
45 Pewter Stables and Horse Doctoring, sells treatments and odd items traded for horses
46 Lady Scrapington's Baubles and Restoratives, sells odd magic stuff and novelties
47 Pappies Gimgaws, a shambling junk shop with all kinds mariners items and treatments
48 Shankies Scraps and Scrimshaw, sells carved whale teeth, tusks, junk and potions
49 Grandpa's Supply, former murder hobo now adventuring supplier and potion pusher
50 Aunt Petunia's Curiosities, sells dated once stylish second hand goods and some magic
51 Dr Ludvig VanErp, expert in plague treatment and leeches, travels following disasters

52 Miester Glerg, sells compounds, spell components and exotic ingredients in his shop
53 Madame Flaubert's Medicine and Grog Shop, also sells potions and other odments
54 Master Karl Lieger, Alchemist has a shop with several apprentices also sell glassware
55 Mrs Evangelyne Victor, widowed alchemist also runs a ceramic bottle workshop
56 Dr Falconhurst Apothacary, also sidelines as taxidermist, dentist and leech dealer
57 Dr Kimbal's Clinic, treats wide variety of commoners, animals and trades in petty magic
58 Dr Zebedee's House of Healing sells cheap and inexpensive potions and some that work
59 Madame Boverton's Healing Hospice treats rich patrons who often pay with petty magic
60 Dr Caldazor Sanitarium, treats rich illnesses and the insane with his experimental potions
61 Brother Calwyn, a old forest hermit friar knows many old faith treatments and cures
62 Bamble Rudge, rambling old heathen lives on moors in a turf hut, sells many odd things
63 Clarrisa Thune, reputed to lead coven of the old faith, sells potions from her cottage
64 Olrun Hawkwhistle, lives by the old standing stones and some say is really a druid
65 May Ramble, is a wild maiden who lives with animals in the woods and sells potions
66 Unrad Vaarglor, roams hills blessing cattle and sells charms and brews to commoners
67 Old Mave, a wise woman on the edge of the village acts as a midwife and sells potions
68 Scylla Stormwithch is a pagan priestess hated by local priests but commoners call on her
69 Zan Earthborne is a handsome bard of the old faith whe performs and sells magic
70 Kymora Willow, raised by an old heathen woman, now she sells potions from her shack
71 Robar Stumblebum, wizard schhol rop out manges to deal in petty magic from his house

72 Glimelda Corben, quit her wizard studies under her sleazy master and now runs a shop
73 Byron Thuneborn, operates shop on sly from abandoned buildings, fears his ex teacher
74 Cebella Taneldown, expelled for trading in potions has started her own sly magic shop
75 Geberon the Wise, sells hard grog, drugs and magic, was expelled for his addictions
76 Master Peldor, sells magic he obtains from lending money to wizard students
77 Lucretia Fantomos, rumoured ex necromancer, mortician and magic trader
78 Ebran the Old, toothless old wizard school dropout, with shop inside an old bridge
79 Enoch Hybor, runs a seedy magic shop and sells fake occult books and a few real items
80 Zodan the Mystic, became adventurer, never finished studies but trades magic items
81 Syrok Glan, former alchemist, couldn't afford to study but now trades in petty magic
82 Master Gyroc, secretly has an imp that helps him run his magic shop and make potions
83 Serena Sapphire, alchemists daughter, knows enough to sell petty magics and supplies
84 Kora Rann, expelled from alchemy school when her fake beard fell off, now has a shop
85 Lodon Mnar, dropped out of school, on good terms with old master who supplies potions
86 Vladek Ghuldan, sinister foreigner on run from homeland alchemist guild sells drugs
87 Barney Glumble, whose alchemist master died now he sells remnants of old stock
88 Erica Bright, stole her masters recipe book and now trades in petty potions and magic
89 Ceefer Cablar, survived masters accidental explosive death and now sells petty magic
90 Hrafnarl Kloran, alchemy student selling magic to help pay for his correspondence school
91 Master Han, shrine priest of the jug god sells strange potions and items on the side
92 Belor Vran,shrine attendant of the moon goddess, sells petty magic mostly in secret

93 Virago Slor, hearth goddess shrine maiden sells potions she cooks up and trades
94 Corben Rauss, serves rat god shrine in the sewers and also trades in petty magic
95 Fiona the White, cares for an obscure nature shrine and deals in odd petty magic

96 Master Thunn, reputed warlock of chaos, trades petty magic and curses
97 Heronymous VanBlan, reputed shrine master of sex cult trades in potions and drugs
98 Klaus Ebonthane, serves at sacrificial animal shrine, sells meat an petty magic
99 Vaugn Kravenheart, tends shrines of several petty gods who reward him with petty magic
100 Raven Dreadfang, serves shrines of petty dark goddesses and trades in lesser magic

Tuesday 21 August 2018

Deep Dungeon Missions for EXOPCOM

So the typical beginner dungeon sortie is a time in a forward base or a patrol. Veterans who show a talent for dungeon survival get deeper patrols and missions. The best go on deep missions usually for intelligence or search and destroy specific dungeon entities wanted by command. Possibly will do some dungeon clues tables. Im tempted to map out a great multi level dungeon chasm

Maralinga Experimental Operations Command - The Pit
Pop 1800
Airstrip with underground hangars and the gate entrance
Many personnel unaware of the gates nature
Training facility for newly arrived troops

Headquarters of Dungeon Operations - The Gate
Pop 3000
Central Command Base inside the gate and directly defending the base
Heavily fortified including nuclear blast door over the gateway
180 portable buildings, a small nuclear powerplant, hospital and prison

Fire Support Bases - Supporting the Front
Pop 200
Designated by monster names
Support several forward bases
Often connected by rail to the Gate
Physical phone and power lines to the Gate
Medical and armoury facilities
Heavily fortified with light vehicles and artillery
Able to rush support to forward bases
Monthly major attacks

Forward Operating Bases - The Front Line
Pop 40-120
Named after phonetic alphabet radio codes eg: Tango Alpha Charlie
There are a dozen of these and they occasionally move, are abandoned or established
Most guarded by mine fields, trenches, spotlights, razor wire and machine gun nests
Many are mostly tents with a few kit buildings and diesel generators
Weekly attacked by monsters, frequent skirmishes in area

Broken Morale Squads on the Front-Collect trophies like orc ear necklaces
-Deal in vice and contraband (drugs, sex, looting, gambling)
-Deal in and use unauthorised dungeon items
-Mistreat prisoners and enemy non combatants
-Unauthorised/undocumented dealings with dungeon inhabitants
-Try to influence green troops they are normal
-Fail to report and document encounters
-Unauthorised missions often after treasure

Squad MoraleGreen Zero Level Morale 7
Experienced 1st Level Morale 8
Veteran 2nd-3rd Level Morale 9
Elite 4th+ Level Morale 10

d10 Common Recruit Missions
1 Sent to relieve forward base personnel
2 Sent to escort supplies to forward base
3 Sent on patrol between bases
4 Sent on recon ahead of forward base
5 Search and destroy humanoid camps
6 Search and destroy monster lair
7 Search for missing personel
8 Eliminate humanoid patrols
9 Escort science officer team
10 Escort intelligence officer team

Deep Dungeon Missions for EXOPCOM
01 A wizard making orcs in a great alchemical pit needs to be eliminated
02 Goblin construction site building a new fortified base 
03 Fortified barracks and armoury and barracks of humanoids requires harrasment
04 Destroy a stone bridge to cut off certain enemies
05 Liberate a orc prison camp of allied soldiers and any other inmates
06 A enemy temple acting as a first aid centre and zombie factory requires destruction
07 Destroy goblin alchemist base supplying potions and operating a small derivable
08 Capture a wizard leading a camp of orcs troubling a fire base
09 A manticore nesting colony requires destruction but some eggs would be appreciated
10 A dragon in a great cave requires observation team replacement for a two weeks
11 Goblins have been breeding rust monsters for an attack on a base, free them early
12 Goblins have been fattening up a a purple worm as a siege weapon
13 Patrols have found camps of a foreign power recon teams, contact them
14 AWOL recon teams have left signs they are still alive and have gone native, find them
15 Signs of a surface world criminal cartel base require investigation
16 A dungeon criminal guild base has been dealing in vice to forward bases, destroy it
17 Orcs have been exploring crypts looking for something find out what
18 Enemy wizard has a djinn bottle, kill him and seize it
19 Dungeon bard has been visiting forward bases seducing troops to go native
20 Monastery of evil monks has been coordinating monster attacks on a base
21 New orc priests have been rallying a orc camp previously broken
22 Where do dungeon pies come from? Investigate reports of a wizard bakery
23 Dungeon gnomes have been studying captured army tech, destroy their base
24 Orcs captured modern rifles and are experimenting with them, destroy the weapons
25 Wizard making cursed items in lab found in camp contraband, requires termination
26 A huge orc horde with priests and wizards has been chanting for days, observe them
27 A goblin market has been happy to trade, visit it and trade gold for magic
28 A goblin warlord is willing to help us if we help depose their current king
29 Necromancers have been gathering corpses and scaffolding to build something
30 Sigils found in dungeon indicate a huge summoning symbol, find and destroy it's points
31 Supernatural female monsters have enslaved several squads, rescue them
32 Areas are blocked by giant webs, burn through and investigate what is beyond
33 A flooded chamber has a sunken temple, escort a scuba team to investigate
34 Morale in a forward base is shocking, infiltrate and eliminate the cause
35 A fungus forest has been discovered, explore it 
36 A sprawling mausoleum has been discovered, investigate for enemy camps
37 A giant demon wolf has been prowling around a base picking off patrols
38 Elves have offered some kind of deal, meet their emissaries on neutral ground
39 A wizard has been observed making magical statues, eliminate him
40 Intelligence officer was carried off by a dungeon worm, rescue and remove eggs
42 Dungeon dwarf elders have offered to share Intel, meet them in their stronghold
43 A radioactive tracer on a doppelganger has revealed their stronghold, eliminate them
44 Recon located a golem factory, destroy it and capture any wizards or books on site
45 A monolith surrounded by shadows has been located and command want it destroyed
46 A ghoul nest has collected a cache of magic grave goods scientists want to study
47 A wizard has a helm able to translate languages, cypher teams want it
48 Halflings have been taunting the front line and leading troops into traps, stop them
49 A goblin brewery supplies a orc army camp, poison the brew before we attack the camp
50 A series of chasms is guarded by gorgons, destroy them without being stoned
51 Enter a cave of baslisks , bring back missing stoned recon team to base

52 Some enemy base in a volcanic cavern needs investigating
53 New weapons to counter a specific monster need testing, protect science obsevers
54 Mining specialists need escort to gather samples but Xorn keep eating them
55 Linguists want to document relief writing on ruin walls, escort them into hostile area
56 Beastmen observed chanting and sacrificing victims by a great doorway, why?
57 A daemonic ferryman on a river charges gold, where does he go? gold provided 
58 Criminal cartel stockpiling treasure outside a base, arrest them and seize loot
59 Giants have been gathering, block larger passages with demolition charges
60 Harpies have controlled airspace around a huge cavern, escort a drone and sniper team
61 An elemental node has been activated by wizards to gate in monsters, stop them
62 Destroy a dam guarded by fishmen to flood a goblin stronghold, then pick off survivors
63 Wizards have been breeding green slime in vats in a base, destroy them
64 Wizard camp has been breeding specialist goblins, kidnap some of them for the lab boys
65 Wizard school has been located, kill them, seize or destroy their books
66 A cavern has been growing colder and ice covered, find out why
67 Halflings offer intel in exchange for freeze dried icecream and chocolate but be careful
68 Bugbears are hiding in a open cavern and ambushing patrols, search and destroy
69 Goblins under a wizards control have been erecting some huge machine, why?
70 Gnomes have developed crude anti drone weapons, evaluate them
71 A kobold depot where pre boxed traps are distributed from has been located

72 A secret tunnel complex of kobolds has been located near a base needs purging
73 A huge statue located by recon requires further investigation
74 Portal located where dungeon forces are assembled, use demolition charges to destroy
75 A machine making monsters operated by wizards requires immediate destruction
76 An orc village of non combatants wants to agree to a non hostility pacts, meet them
77 Dark elf spider farm has been located requiring destruction, poison gas supplied
78 A forward base has reports of personnel eating humanoids, infiltrate and investigate
79 A gone native recon team has been advising a evil high priest commanding a orc base
80 An magically lit area overgrown with vegetation has been discovered, investigate
81 A dungeon trade town has been discovered, infiltrate and attempt trade
82 A goblin animal breeding farm where dire wolves and giant bats are bred, destroy
83 A goblin king has offered an exchange of our prisoners in return for guns, meet them
84 Dungeon area overgrown with flesh and horrible protoplasm monsters, investigate
85 Kobolds have been guarding a supposed gate to hell, investigate if this is true
86 An ancient sewer complex has been discovered investigate where it goes
87 An ancient ruined city has been located and a team of scientists need escorts
88 Some kind of goblin festival is taking place, infiltrate and rob the kings magic treasury
89 A large goblin tribe have surrendered to a small recon team who require help
90 Informants say a non combatant humanoid village has a secret tunnel base underneath
91 A series of deep dark caves even monsters dread has been discovered, explore them
92 A temple of human dungeon cultists has been discovered, kidnap some for questioning

93 A great pit of slime where cultists call forth monsters requires destruction
94 Wizards have been using magic to build a stone and iron walled fortress, stop them
95 Recon teams have reported catching magical fish in a hole, escort scientists their 

96 A strange walled garden with hedge maze has been discovered and requires searching
97 Manor house filled with strange magical traps and puzzles has already claimed a team
98 Demihuman council has offered us a seat to plan a united offensive vs the dungeon
99 A magic mirror converts goblins to nilbogs, destroy them before there are too many
100 A witch tower guarded by winged apes requires exploration