Saturday 24 September 2016

d100 Evil Frontier Farms

In the frontier there are many single family farmsteads. Many are alone for years, desperate, poor and afraid Many of the supernatural beings that lurk in the wilds are evil. Many become tempted by evil for survival and fall to temptations of chaos. Some of the entities of evil are mostly vindictive to civilized invaders and might leave local tribes alone. Some of the generational settler families are corrupted or tolerated but in fact are weaponized against newcomers. Backward frontier folk are often backwards in many basics like technology, good manners, who they should marry, what they should eat. Their cults are often non orthodox and backwards, even archaic. Occasionally a city priest comes through and if he doesnt get eaten or sacrificed will get a display of lip service to the faith of civilized people. You would think being so backward and odd they might be tolerant but no. Many city folk or foreigners strange ways or might enrage them. On the other hand if they like you they will find someone you should marry and they will eat your friends if they disagree. Many clans have a prisoner who has been surprise adopted. Some want to escape, many have been brainwashed and stay or worse, as visitors for help then change their mind and betray then to the clan.

Adult Males 1d4 

Adult Females 1d4
Male Youth 1d3
Female Youth 1d3
Male Children 1d6-1
Female Children 1d6-1
Male Elderly d3-1
Female Elderly d3-1

This generates 4-26 people

d12 Farm Styles
01 Ramshackle huts built against cliffs or trees 
02 Single log cabin house
03 Cabin and shed
04 Farm house and shed
05 Farm house and barn
06 Several farm houses and barn
07 Several rude huts
08 Multiple cottages
09  Multiple cottages and one large house
10 Several houses connected to cave system

11 Walled wooden stockade with sheds, houses with lookout tower
12 Hilltop stockade with houses and barn

d12 Local Livelihood
 Huntin & fishin
02 Prospecting
03 Banditry
04 Smuggling
05 Cannibalism
06  Drug abuse and production
07 Alcohol abuse and production
08 Helping cultists on pilgrimage
09 Trade with non humans
10 Fur trapping
11 Trade exotic herbs and fungus
12 Finding treasure

It is possible a clan does all of these things

d12 Creepy Features
01 Pathetic graveyard with 6d6 crude wood markers
02 Wooden frames with glistening red animal hides and fish left out to dry
03 Wooden block where animals and enemies are beheaded, years of bloody mess
04 Older crumbling shack semi collapsed they used to live in
05 A underground store house for root vegetable, pickles and possibly secret murder room
06 A creepy shack where animals disemboweled and smoked 
07 A horrible outhouse with snakes and huge spiders possibly worse
08 A pit full of offal, surrounded by horrible flies
09 Scraggly fields with poor quality methods, sickly looking animals
10 A sad looking well with a rope and bucket, possibly some kind of chamber down there

11 Huge piles of clay bottles and brewing equipment
12 Huge pile of mostly animal bones and skulls, best ones in the house

d12 Odd pets (Possibly kin)
01 Pack of semi wild dogs
02 A huge smelly meat eating ape
03 A dire wolf or giant lynx
04 A scarred old grizzly bear
05 A giant lizard or frog or gator or newt
06 A zombie pack pony
07 A giant bug or spider
08 Retarded youth kept in a shed is actually now a ogre
09 Shoggoth hybrid mutant idiot thing lives in a pit or well and actually a fa
10 A family of stirges (family members all scared)
11 Giant Rats or evil giant beavers
12 A elder god servitor species, super evil and intelligent kept in shed, cant communicate

Pets do as they please but if you kill them the clan will go crazy. Rednecks feed critters babies they find to fatten em up to eat and some turn out so pleasing they get kept like a family member

d12 local Problems
01 Fleas, in grass, in the dust, all over the area
02 Worms, parasite eggs everywhere
03 Huge rats or possibly huge bugs like bedbugs
04 One clan member was kidnapped and want help to escape 1in6 betray you
05 Drunk or High and neglecting health and children
06 Need fresh blood in clan looking fer marraige
07 Gambling over any event, neglecting family and loosing all wealth
08 Always keen for huntin and murdering folks
09 Feud with another clan of degenerates a few miles away
 Old person near death, everyone worries
11 Clan leader is a wizard who needs to sacrifice a human urgently so visitors welcome
 Locals are d4 1=inbred 2=diseased 3=starving 4=idiots or all of the above

d12 Favorite food when havin company fer dinner
01 Possum pie
02 Jugged Hare
03 Rabbit or dog stew
04 Frog casserole
05 Stuffed Mole
06 Squrrel on a stick
07 Mystery Meat Jerky
08 Ham and turnips (possibly orc ham)
09 Pickled lamprey
10 Carrion crawler eggs

11 Kobold or goblin stew
12 Pork ribs or gator flaps

d12 Things to do for fun round here
01 Wittling horrible figurines of tentacle monsters eating people
02 Skinny dipping in local pond or creek with animal friends
03 Shooting squirrels or frogstomping
04 Skinning animals alive
05 Provoking each other or pets or local monsters into violence
06 Playing kickball with a hog head
07 Spying on each other especially ones having sex
08 Getting high and drunk till they fall over
09 Preparing to raid enemy clan
10 Spit roasting a orc they caught

11 Torturing or lynching a prisoner d4 1=goblin 2=orc 3=tibesman 4=shifty lone traveller
12 Serving their dark lord

d12 Who is their dark lord?
01 Personality cult with head who acts as religious leader
02 Work with tribal or humanoid clans and cults
03 Clan Patriarch or Matriarch some kind of spell caster
04 Ancestor worship, possibly keep the body preserved
05 Animal spirit cult
06 Worship a local monster
07 Worshiping dark fey beings
08 Serving a wicked elemental being
09 Serving a bad spirit
 Serving a demon

11 Serving a elder horror from beyond
12 Serving a bad god

Cult shrines in every settlement. WIzards, witches, druids and priests common with shaman often for the spirit and ancestor cults.

d100 Evil Frontier Farms
01 Red Shed Farm, home of cannibal clan of deranged killers who collect human skulls
02 Black Creek Farm, clan of fish folk hybrids, always lookin to marry newcomers 
03 Swine Tree Farm, ruled by devil swine charming newcomers into clan with charm spells
04 Black Bog Farm, moronic hillbillies like to skinny dip with randy frog folk
05 Axe Stump Farm, crazed serial killers like to kill and dance naked in blood
06 Blood Creek Farm, patriarchal cult clan desperately seek next sacrifice to lord Krondor 
07 Frog Eye Farm, frog god cult clan like to drown victims in bogs then feed giant pet frog
08 Leech Farm, clan of leech folk hybrids, hungry for blood, like to hide in mud 
09 Skull Hill Farm, clan of lazy inbred necromancers, use skeleton ancestors as labour
10 Gizzard Creek Farm, inhabited by were rats, crawling with plague carrying rat swarms

11 Kidney Gully Farm, clan of peat miners, collection of evil artifacts from monster age
12 Bear Head Farm, clan inbred with cavemen bear demon worshippers hungry for blood

13 Kneebone Farm, huge obese clan lookin fer new blood in family, imprison strangers
14 Skank Hill Farm, obese patriarch and attractive flirty daughters, actually all succubi
15 Chunder Creek Farm, horrible drunken clan brew beer, have huge pool of rotten vomit
16 Black Gut Farm, clan worship horrible monster in pit they feed fermented man entrails
17 Vulture Farm, clan worship vulture demon imprisoned in stone monolith in barn 
18 Ribcage Gully Farm, necromancer clan building a colossus from gore in barn to raid town
19 Shank Neck Farm, ex convicts have gibbets full of rancid corpses hanging in trees for fun
20 Blood Oak Farm, clan of blood druids sacrifice strangers to thirsty evil treant
21 Crap Hill Farm, built on garbage tip of forgotten evil city, sell trinkets to cult pilgrims
22 Gorgon Hill Farm, chaos cult clan have mutant bull in barn to unleash on intruders
23 Klorgon Hill Farm,  built on ruins of old temple, cult clan worship idol in catacombs
24 Grave Gully Farm, built on remains of ancient graveyard, clan elders are ghouls
25 Slime Hill Farm, clan like to sit around pool of chaos watching critters crawl out
26 Filth Gully Farm, crawling with fist sized ticks among garbage, sore covered clan
27 Hog Head Farm, decorate farm with heads cut off pig men who roam area at night
28 Zephyr Hill Farm, clan worship evil air spirit who drops sacrifices from great heights
29 Crooked Stream Farm, ex city gang clan growing drug crops and secret smuggling
30 Bleeding Pig Farm, inbred degenerates stabbing screaming pigs in cages for fun
31 Toadstool Farm, covered in mould and fungus with goblin slaves being whipped by clan 
32 Nugget Farm, hillbilly prospectors keep gnome prisoners to slave in mines and for eating 
33 Giblet Creek Farm, clans happily spitroasting a orc and making orc hams for market
34 Hempbend Farm, stoner clan lazing about while children torturing farm animals
35 Goiter Hill Farm, clan keep a pit with hungry half shoggoth children wallowing in filth 
36 Phlegm Gully Farm, degenerates wallow in slime mould pools, growing gelatinous cubes
37 Scab Hill Farm, sore covered degenerates let pet stirges suckle blood from them
38 Squid Hill Farm, clan keep pet land squids as pets, worship the burrowing god beneath
39 Bloodnut Farm, clan of gingers keep degenerate ape men in tunnels growing mushrooms
40 Shit Hill Farm, clan worship a neootyg,  living in septic sewerage pit of the ancients
41 White Stain Farm, clan of albinos, mostly live in tunnels of serpent folk ruins under farm
42 Flesh Pit Farm, clan of degenerate butchers operate smokehouse, wallow in rotten offal
43 Snot Gully Farm, children of clan play with tame grey oozes while adults praise slime god
44 Twisted Hill Farm, mutant clan in hiding from city folk, cannibalism rampant
45 Fang Hollow Farm, cult of demon worshiping killers worship shadow demon in caves
46 Blood Tree Farm, grow and sell decorative gourds and spread pod people plants to city
47 Jack-O-Lantern Farm, clan use pumpkin headed scarecrow golems labour and guards
48 Pot Shard Farm, built on ancient ruin, clan attracts demon worshiping pilgrims to stay
49 Slug Valley Farm, crawling with slugs, clan worship giant slugs living in catacombs 
50 Gargoyle Bluff Farm, ruined old walls with roosting gargoyles worshiped by clan
51 Raven Bluff Farm, keep manticores in shed who share hunts with clan who raised them
52 Chumbucket Farm, clan catch monster fish but always short on meat to lure them
53 Bleak Hill Farm, melancholic clan only want true love and have built cell to keep them in
54 Turnip Hill Farm, worship bloody demon aspect of turnip god and summon him often
55 Bat gully Farm, clan interbreed with were folk who live in local caves with ruins inside
56 Black Goat Farm, clan dominated by magic chaos goat guarded by chaos goat men
57 Giblet Gully Farm, sell beef to local orcs and live off offal and giblets, a few are half orcs
58 Fang Hill Farm, clan of mutants with enlarged fangs, gift from their demon patron
59 Spider Gorge Farm, giant spider infested area ignored by most settlers except this clan
60 Ogre Valley Farm, clan of half ogres living in shattered hovels, each generation dumber
61 Sour Creek Farm, some thought water caused strange dreams but clan of cultists love it
62 Stink Gully Farm, stinking sulfurous pools in area slowly mutating farm clan into freaks
63 Vile Valley Farm, clan grow garden of huge carnivorous chaos vegetables 
64 Knob Hill Farm, clan trade and breed with colony of derro in caves under farm
65 Slime Flats Farm, rocky ground with slime pools the local clan eat from, devolving slowly 
66 Claw Bluff Farm, clan under thrall of vampire ancestor, some have demonic abilities
67 Rock Lizard Farm, sell giant iguana meat as mutton, worship lizard god in local ruin
68 Spine Rock Farm, built among titanic stone skeleton, worship prehistoric beast lord 
69 Clump Farm, clan of idiots living on poorly built houses, use weird glowing rocks for light
70 Tanners Creek Farm, filthy clan pollute streams with tanning plant, wear human skin suits
71 Flesh Pit Farm, clan matriarch pimps out daughters to prospectors and worships demons
72 Storm Bluff Farm, clan of witches use weather to drive away strangers from arcane rites
73 Glob Gully Farm, clan worship and sacrifice to chaos pit where ochre jellies ooze from
74 Rust Gully Farm, area crawling in clan pet rust monsters who eat iron nodules in bogs
75 Red Hill Farm, clan worship blood god, often visiting cultists and chaos templars 
76 Ant Hill Farm, clan use giant ants to tend crops by keeping queen hostage in cage
77 Sand Loaf Farm, clan cult resurrect prehistoric fossils into living monsters
78 Prudence Hill Farm. appear to be fundamentalist good folk, hide demonic shrine in barn
79 Wizard Hill Farm, clan of magic users with evil patriarch teaching demonic syllabus 
80 Cloister Hill Farm, built in ruins of monastery, clan serve evil undead monks 
81 Dragon Creek Farm, dragon now retired waited on by cultists it kidnapped over the years
82 Cadaver Gully Farm, built on ancient battlefield grave, clan eat preserved corpses
83 Lice Creek Farm, crawling all over everything while clan worship parasite god
84 Rodent Hill Farm, clan farm giant rats, mothers nurse giant rats with babies, sell jerky
85 Goblin Creek Farm, clan slave goblins farm mushrooms they trade with dark elves
86 Fester Gully Farm, clan of plague carriers serve plague god, ship infected food to city
87 Crow Eater Far, hopeless clan have eaten farm and wild animals even crows, starving
88 Eel Creek Farm, clan farm eels and worship eel demon, increasingly mutating into eels
89 Shit Creek Farm, filthy diseased degenerate clan wallowing in sewerage easily offended 
90 Corpse Creek Farm, dead bodies wash down stream from here for years
91 Slurry Hill Farm, clan keep a pet gibbering mouther in a pit of rotten liquid waste
92 Glorp Gully Farm, chaos cult wallow naked in slime pools, welcome visitors to join them
93 Blind Worm Form, albino clan gather white grubs from caves under village
94 Toad Bluff Farm, frog faced clan like to skinny dip with local friendly frog folk
95 Foul Creek Farm, stream flows from cliff cave carrying mutagens, clan hideous freaks 
96 Big Top Farm, retired circus clowns settled here with odd animals, worship chaos jester
97 Bloat Creek Farm, stream full of bloated rotten corpses in pond clan like to fish in
98 Clot Hill Farm, clan cult have huge blood covered idol, if clan threatened it comes to life 
99 Venom Creek Farm, crawling with snakes the clan care for, worship serpent man idols
100 Cheese Cliff Farm, clan have heard of chaos goats they make into cheese for maket


  1. Gee whiz, just when I thought you couldn't top yourself

    Just amazing

    Also: why did you use the Google Street View photo of my house?

    1. i just looked up occult evil hillbilly and found it on america online

  2. Lot's of great stuff here. Any thought on making a multi page pdf for game play use?

    1. ive made several if you see pages section of blog

      I would like to edit and art up and sell one day

      i myself use pdf print button and put in my folders

      i have several incomplete books sitting around for years because im a shit editor

    2. There's tons of people in our community that would collect and format your stuff for free or cheap. Ask Urieal for starters

  3. Great piece. And just the right time for my current campaign.


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