Familiar Conduct and Anoying Pets

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Younger familiars are bigger jerks
-roll twice on the problem table 
-roll once on the possibly useful table
As grow older
-replace one problem with a possibly useful one

End every session with hilarious pet antics; it worked for hundreds of tv shows
Pets can also save the day by fetching help or biting a wizards bum

d10 Quick Shenanigan Types
1 Moody
2 Noises

3 Pesky
4 Gross
5 Afraid
6 Curiosity
7 Diet
9 Adorable antics
10 Vice

d100 Familiar Problem Behaviour

1 Sulky

2 Lazy

3 Sleepy

4 Grumpy

5 Silly

6 Sleazy

7 Fussy

8 Snooty

9 Nasty

10 Naughty 

11 Whimpers

12 Honks

13 Laughs

14 Belches

15 Snores funny

16 Sings
17 Hiccups
18 Repeats name frequently
19 Screams if surprised 

20 Squeaks
21 Damages furniture

22 Chews on wood

23 Demands own chair at any table

24 Cries to be picked up 

25 Cries if alone looks

26 Climbs in your clothes

27 Sarcastic

28 Licks self constantly

29 Disapproving looks

30 Mischievous
31 Messy
32 Smelly
33 Flatulent
34 Not house-trained
35 Poopy

36 Sheds

37 Sweaty

38 Marks scent

39 Slimy

40 Scabby
41 Afraid of fire
42 Afraid of loud noises
43 Afraid of rain and storms

44 Afraid of the dark

45 Afraid of violence
46 Afraid of dogs

47 Afraid of horses

48 Afraid of wheels

49 Afraid of books

50 Afraid of birds
51 Curious about traps
52 Curious about magic
53 Curious about holes
54 Curious about books 
55 Curious about gems
56 Curious about monsters
57 Curious about sewers
58 Curious about faeces
59 Curious about hidden snacks
60 Curious about fire
61 Glutton
62 Sweet tooth
63 Begs for food
64 Eats gross stuff it finds
65 Drinks blood spills
66 Gourmet 
67 Chews corpses 
68 Mad about sausages
69 Mad about pies
70 Mad about eggs
71 Fascinated by jewellery
72 Fascinated by music
73 Fascinated by flowers
74 Fascinated by books
75 Fascinated by graffiti
76 Fascinated by secret doors
77 Fascinated by forbidden lore
78 Fascinated by jokes 

79 Fascinated by theatre and shows
80 Fascinated by dragons
81 Hunts vermin 
82 Chases its own tail
83 Dances
84 Prankster
85 Rides animals
86 Loves costumes
87 Collects pretty rocks
88 Makes bad art
89 Kisses lots
90 Mimics people
91 Smokes
92 Gets drunk
93 Loves drugs
94 Voyeuristic

95 Loves gambling
96 Humps legs
97 Steals socks & underwear

98 Licks feet

99 Wants tattoos and piercings

100 Eats interesting mushrooms