d100 Gnome Youth Gone Wrong

Realised I had not done ugly background tables and to show all species have sometimes shitty problematic lives, here is a d100 gnome troubles for you to confess to Clerics for decades.

I do have a variety of gnomes, including forest ones, murderous bandits, hillfolk and grey stony skinned psionic technological nihilist ones and especially mean ones. All wear caps are 2-3 foot tall and each species has a magic power.

d10 Quick Gnome Youth Gone Wrong Types

1 Nature Rambles

2 Exploration

3 Persecution

4 Work

5 Vice

6 Tragedy

7 Violence

8 Suffering

9 Bad Luck

10 Supernatural

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d10 Quick Gnome Youth Gone Wrong Types

01 Caught in a fox trap and had to drag yourself home
02 Got in a nasty fight with a badger
03 Almost drowned in a river
04 Was lost exploring an underground cave
05 Made friends with faeries of the same alignment, others thought you were odd
06 Trapped a beast menacing your burrow d4 1=cat 2=dog 3=giant rat 4=boar
07 Lost in the wilderness alone for years
08 Carried away far from home by a large bird and lost
09 Regularly battled a mean billy goat
10 Chased by hunters dogs
11 Spied on humans and once chased by some to a safe burrow
12 Found an ancient hidden ruin but parents said best to leave alone
13 Lost for several years in a cave complex alone with mushrooms
14 Travelled with a caravan riding d4 1=beetles 2=snails 3=lizards 4=rodents
15 Had to get some children to help you out of a pit
16 Accidently rode a creature a great distance d4 1=hog 2=bat 3=owl 4=goat
17 Explored a ruined level of your family burrow and got chased by spiders
18 Ate a strange mushroom you found and dreamed of other dimensions for days
19 Found an ancient drainpipe leading to a hidden ruin with interesting rubbish
20 Family kept travelling all kinds of secret subterranean roads and mountain passes
21 Hunted by wicked children who tried to smoke you out of a hole
22 Chased by an ogre who wanted to eat you and your friends
23 A wild cat or dog  or lizard was a regular enemy in the wilderness
24 A crazed wizard wanted to eat you and tried all kinds of schemes
25 Giant spiders invaded the burrow and it was a terrible fight
26 A daft old farmer used to chase and shoot at you and your siblings
27 Wicked enemy gnomes framed your clan to enrage humans against your kin
28 Evil enemy gnomes always want you to join them by force and you have seen fights
29 A gang of evil faerie creatures tried to bully you to join their misfit gang
30 Took a shortcut through a worm burrow and had to flee your life 
31 Worked in a child sweatshop making children toys and candy
32 Had to work with dangerous materials in a tough situation
33 Worked in the mines doing your miserable duty to the clan
34 Had to do chores for humans in return for bread and milk
35 Looked after livestock on a farm
36 Had to protect crops from giant bugs
37 Had to do kind deeds, helping wild creatures who were sometimes ungrateful
38 Had to make hot soup for frogs in winter
39 Had to deliver packages in secret to humans
40 Had to spy on human families from inside walls and under floors to see if they deserved gnome rewards or tricks
41 Family terrible gamblers who lost everything and ran away
42 Parents sold you to a mean gnome who always tried to kidnap human children
43 Parents were terrible pipe weed addicts and the burrow was like living in an ashtray
44 Used to like spying on other species while they make love
45 Used to steal goods from other species 
46 Parents sent you to work to buy them drugs
47 Drinking parents used to fight and scream at each other, and you
48 Parents had a room of strange, embarrassing sexual contraptions

49 Friends and siblings died from drugs, drink and vice while young
50 Likes to spy on faeries, especially if bathing
51 Family killed by a monster, leaving you alone
52 Family members killed in a huge mine disaster
53 Survived an attack from a mutant chaos mole in your family burrow
54 Sole survivor of the plague that killed all the family
55 An evil wizard sold your family to greedy wizards who think they will learn new magic by eating them
56 Kin were crushed in an engineering accident
57 Kin were killed in an alchemical explosion
58 kin turned into mutant monstrosities by handling forbidden minerals
59 Clan left this world forever and accidentally left you behind
60 An evil alchemist gassed your family's burrow, and only you escaped
61 Shot by farmers who saw you near your burrow
62 Faught an evil rival, and the clan bunker was badly damaged
63 Attacked on an expedition and separated from family for years
64 Clan had a blood feud with kobolds, but they bred faster
65 Clan had a decimating vendetta with goblins, and both sides rejected peace
66 An evil gnome leader drove your clan away to live in miserable poverty
67 Your clan and another clan battled over underground resources to the death

68 Your clan joined a terrible war that was a hopeless cause, and most died 

69 Your clan were eaten by gremlins 

70 Ogres persecuted your family for generations
71 Had to steal garbage from a prison for food
72 Tortured while a prisoner for your pot of gold they were sure you had
73 Had a terrible sickness, and your burrow banished you
74 Came from a persecuted minority sect in hiding from the others in your burrow town
75 Had a terrible battle with parasites for years, and worry they might return
76 Swallowed by a monster but escaped
77 Kept in prison by enemy nasty gnomes
78 Trapped in a spider's larder for days, but escaped
79 Kept by a carnival as a freak 
80 Had to bury all your family, as you were the youngest
81 Trapped in a cave alone for months
82 Imprisoned by rival kingdom gnomes
83 Cursed and enlsaved by a nighthag or witch
84 Animal friends were killed by hunters
85 Family wealth stolen by the enemy gnome clan
86 Terrible famine wiped out your friends and family
87 Goblinoids or kobolds overran your family burrow, and you've not seen them since
88 Swarms of giant vermin drowned your burrow complex, and you fled with nothing
89 An earthquake crushed your family while you were away
90 Cursed undead invaded your clan burrow and ate everyone
91 Chased by sinister spirits in the wilderness when alone and young 
92 Malicious spirit enthralled your home clan, but you escaped
93 Gnome cult used summoned entities to slay your family

94 Burrow was haunted by the spirits of the unhappy dead, so the clan scattered

95 Family member was a demon worshiper and summoned a deadly flesh-eating horror from beyond that only you escaped

96 Necromancer in the family awakened dead kin to devour the living, but you escaped 

97 Family burrowed into an ancient temple of eldritch terrors from beyond while you were away at the shops
89 Mutant gnomes from the elder deep invaded your home to incorporate the young into their tribe and eat all the elderly. You slipped free 

99 An elder demon took control of your clan through their dreams, but you escaped due to some brain damage you luckily received at school
100 Used to test dangerous equipment, weapons and vehichles