Babylon Log: Graverobbing and Black Sorcery in Egypt

So the heroes arrived in port in Egyt and established a new trade post. Now they had trade posts everywhere except Elam and Uratu. The ans was pleasant and they enjoyed luxury and peace. Went hunting and battled lions, a giraffe and a flock of Demon birds! The local hunters seemed not to think Ostriches were so evil but the heroes knew better - they were the spawn of the Anzu bird. Saw the Sphinx and Pyramids. A giant cobra almost got Kull. A demon with a lion body with a cobra coming from it's neck attacked by night. Managed to cut snake from body and had two monsters to fight instead but it eventually died chopped into many small bits. This upset the hunters a bit so party found their distractions elsewhere from killing mostly  dumb animals.

Eventually decided to visit Toth's family in Karnak. A week of travel to Thebes on a pleasant river cruise. Once there he met his family he had not seen since being sent to join his father in Babylon as a child. He met his "baby" brother who was overjoyed to see them. Recognising them as great adventurers he invited them to Karnak where he worked with a clan of grave robbers. He also mentioned you could buy ancient black manuscripts there.

"Really", said Toth.

So all went to Karnak and spoke to some Nubians charioteer scouts from the south border on the way. Got a ferry over the Nile and towards the city of Karnak. Thoth's brother led them through a fringe village of tomb builders which pleased Toth. In the mountains nearby was a tomb valley and the craftsmen made a living building ombs anc crafting grave goods and art. Of course others made a living robbing them and selling old grave goods as new. At the boys criminal friends home the gang met the heroes and offered them their barn to stay in. Sobek who loved animals stayed in the barn the rest set up tents, Ariana bossed Sobek into making her tent. While shopping for forbidden papyrus scrolls found a half brother who had been missing from the clan for a year. He was a scribe and was travelling and studying and happily rejoined the party. The night before the trek, Toth inhaled the sacred fumes of incense and dreamed that treasure awaited. Ariana's wind divination warned of death.

The band were weary of heroes but offered to take them to a forbidden valley and cursed tomb. As they marched to the valley the groups sized each other up. Toth's brother hoped he would impress his gang who clearly thought very little of him. Scorpions were everywhere.

Found a ancient Mustaba style slab tomb, pre dating the Two kingdom era, with much simple art. Art on door proclaimed was tomb of Unas the untouchable who claimed to have eaten the gods and claimed their power. Kull a champion of Marduk saw similarities to his god's claims.

A gang member smashed the door down and the leader decided to leave the boy and several guards outside (hoping to use Toth's brother as a hostage). Inside was more simple tomb art art pre dating the Egyptian style. At end of hall was a another wall but this barrier was a hastily erected and crudely plastered over. So the gang smashed it down. Kull boldly walked through and was struck by a horrible wound that burst from under his skin crippling him. While he healed himself Pek warded himself from magic and stepped through. It didnt work but he managed to survive the wound and then smashed around the door frame looking for wards. Found thee statuettes and broke the ward. Two more alcoves were passed and wards gathered but each was weaker. Finally at end was another plaster wall. When smashed hole through it. As one of heroes could cast a wall of darkness he did not fear it and finished the smashing and wennt through. Sobek had collected all the warding idols of female figurines with crowns.

Inside were two huge crocodile headed sarcophagi and a jet black smooth faced sphynx and two more doors. All thought the Sphynx creepy and several robbers backed off. Sobek stared at the face and went into a trance and several others tried to drag her out. Kull started to cast a spell in preparation. This angered the tomb spirits who awoke the crocodile Mummies. A huge brawl broke out. Ariana now afraid of big monsters she cant seem to hurt jumped through the wall of darkness. One bandit went insane and stabbed Kull. When a party member hit him back the bandits all turned on the party and several fled. Ariana for some reason behind the wall of shadow struck them dead. Others tried to Drag Sobek away but she was busy in a dreamland conversing with Nyarlathotep. He offered her advice and magical power if she needed it. The bandits and mummies were all finaly killed but everyone injured. Ariana went outside and shot all the guards and Toth's brother. Toth eventually showed no concern as his cult defended the underworld and practised treason as a matter of course. He was planning on killing his brother and all his friends.

Sobek recovered with a new spell the dark god gave her to call him. Yay!

Two more tunnels were left to explore. Aparenty the Tomb of Unas had been moved by the cult of the Dark god. One passage led to a empty shrine tomb of the Black Pharaoh Nophru Ka. Art depicted suffering, monstrous gods and the revolting priests who destroyed him. Unclear if past or future. Obviously post dated the construction of the tomb. The second chamber depicted a strange city of wonders with great towers, men flying in sky chariots and a future king. Found several strange relics including potions. Thinking them ambrosia of the gods several drank it and found themselves in a strange state where they did not breathe. Also found a black papyrus book and a strange metal coffin with alien sigils. A large disc on the front with symbols and moving rods at different speeds. A smaller series of discs seemed to be some kind of lock. Aslo were several enchanted daggers, a mace and a crumbling bow and arrows.

All the treasure was carried away to Karnak. They were told of a rich merchant interested in such goods. After showing treasure to his servants they were allowed in and met the corpulent huge merchant. He seemed pleased and offered the to rest. The golden potions he gave them plenty for and the empty ones. He explained they were potions that allowed wizards on star born stteds to traverse the heavens. Party grunted - nobody interested in that. The great coffin he offered a talent of silver (30kg). Enough to make them allrich. Sobek thought this was odd and suspicious. Toth was keen to sell. The merchant offered them a night as his guests to decide and the barbarians were left to guard the coffin in a vault. Sobek pleaded the should keep box but merchant explained would take a life time of study and none of party especially barbarians would ever understand the box. They did sell a dagger and the mace and paid the merchant to use sorcery to mend the bow and enchanted arrows which Iltani kept.

So in private rooms the nobles rested. Ariana tried wind divination that said the box was a great mystery and dangerous. Sobek called the dark god who took her spirit to his palace across the universe and told her of the power of the clock to travel in time and space but he could teach her the same with witchcraft. He also told her the current combination. Alarmed she went downstairs to check on the barbarians who unimpressed at being called stupid were taking turns at opening it. Pek managed the combination. A crack appeared and the lid began to open. Heavy breathing and tentacled fingers slipped out and Pek jumped on the lid. A horrible scream from within as the lid shut and the lock re set itself.

Unknown to them it was a poor time traveller with an alien bodied gained on his misadventures.

Toth spent night trading spells with the Merchant who preferred simpler cult magic to complex sorcery.

In morning The exchange was made and all party now rich beyond wildest dreams. Mansions, slaves, even a small castle were within reach. They were keen to go home and spend it.

Babylon Log: Into the Labyrinth

 So settled in Knossos after exiting sea voyage with giants and dragons and the wrath of the Gods. Ariana was home and saw her family and beautiful twin brother.  The heroes set about setting up a trade outpost and before long were invited to see king Minos. Slightly wary they mrt the king who invited them to feast and tell him of their travels. He was very amused and invited them to stay. Called for their servants to gather their possessions for the stay. At first being in the greatest and richest court in the woeld seemd ok but was soon clear they were not allowed to leave. Spent days at sport, Sobek spent time in the menagerie and Toth looked in libraries. They heard of sacrifices, the Labyrinth and beast within beneath the palace.

Ariana came across the workshop of Deadalus who was also a prisoner with his son. He viewed the gods as just great lying sorcerers who obtained magic in past when more common. Magic he explained was just a science of underlying principles. Ariana looked at his incredible inventions including a rotating steam sphere, a mechanical device to determine the location of planets and predict eclipses. Ariana spent days here and slept with his son Icarus. She heard about the device he built to disguise the former queen with a hollow wooden cow and how the minotaur came to be. She heard of secret entries to the Maze but Daedalus recommended safer while the dozen sacrifices loose in the maze. She asked Daedalus to join them but he had his own plans under a great oil cloth. Her brother kept inviting her to join him in dallying  with palace eunuchs but she was too busy.

Over days Sobek sent messages outside the palace through servants she befriended. Some of the heroes met the sacrifices, best youths from one of many cities of the mainlands of Greece. They were being anointed and prepared for sacrifice. Pek tried to seduce the maidens as they wouldn't want to die virgins. He got a few kisses at best. One of them was a lad named Theseus who had infiltrated th group to kill the Minotaur. Ariana made friends with the local princess Ariadne and met her sister Phaedra and the girls met a witch of Hecate on tips to help Theseus.

On the fateful day the heroes were at the ceremony where the sacrifices were to thrown into the labyrinth. Ariadne had hidden a sword and thread for Theseus. The heroes got out of the celebrating feast and had taken their weapons and armour hidden to Daedalus's lab earlier. They entered the dungeon and followed the instructions of Daedalus and warnings that the walls moved. Pek and Targ asked why not just kill the beast but Iltani reminded them the monster was a son of a god - the bull was Posieden who already hated the party. Pek said all great onsters are divine and great enemies make a man great. They had been avoiding the bellows of the beast but when they heard screams of the sacrifices they went to see. The great beast was wearing bronze plate armour and was killing several prisoners, They charged and hammered the beast. It had a pole axe and lashed out with kicks maiming Kull at one point who fell but healed himself. Pek had his armour breaching spell and dealt it some great wounds but it was a long fight. Theseus came and attacked it's back and several heroes were in doubt they could do anything.

The beast fell and theseus claimed the head Sobek complained as they had done all the work so she took a horn when thesues insisted would let him overthrow Minos. Besides he had divine favour so wouldnt be punished for the kill as gods told him to come here.

As party fled the secret doors leading to the outside, their servants met them and they all fled to harbour. Arianas family were happy to run the trade hall for the heroes clan. Arianas pretty twin joined them as they sailed for Egypt, land of Toth's kin.

Longstairs, Retro UK TV and Mars Attacks

Saphire And Steel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqah0bXh19E
A great show kinda Dr Who/Supernatural drama

Children of the Stone - kids vs Cthulhu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwT0wLnT7Rc
Im arguing with religious nutter in comments about Stone henge now

Into the Labyrinth - kids fighting for and against magicians in time travel cave drama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcwLnIf4JO8...


All these shows have great RPG premises

Played Mars Attacks game and was big fun. I will get a set of 100 Zombies to experiment with i and dinosaurs. Iost twice but very fun. Models are handy for so many games. I will use army ones in my long stairs and cthulhu games too so will get more army men and the civilian set. Using cheap toy bugs worked well. Get some insects yet.

Played a session of Long Stairs game and players enjoyed. Was by request as other game cancelled. Will try and run a few more games then run Psychon again next year. Nice to have players request I run things.

Long Stairs had three player with 4 zero level soldiers and uniformed consultants each. Got through the Maralinga entrance to Beta forward camp. Got given basic instructions on entering the Dungeon Dimension. First sortie was a hoarde of 180 orcs charging two squads and two MG placements. In a Zulu Dawn moment, the orcs swarm over the razor wire and int the trenches killing the captain and machine gunners first. The other squad was routed and party fixed bayonetes and had to fight in chaotic melee where orcs had advantage. Heroes got a few chances to shoot incoming wave ang got orcs down to point where corporal rallied men with death threats. All very tense and worried. Had to bury dead over a day and found some orc documents and silver necklace on leaders dead. One got into a fight with a grumpy vet and ended up in the brig.

One character sent to trial and got saved from accusations of cowardice. Rest all got declared were no longer green and given more freedom in barracks. Ones in hospital heard horrible noises from x-wing. One player got to assist in a werewolf dissection. Another with occult expertese allowed to test a magic sword and it was cursed and would not leave his side. Another worked in the drone repair pool. One worked on martial arts training and saw guys drilling with machetes and medieval weapons. Italian guy got in with camp mob through illegal gambling. One of the doctors who got injured in orc battle fighting managed to get respect from some of the vets.

In the xenomethodological research labs the guy with the sword, the Italian mobster and a scout who managed to whine his way in got to do volunteer work in the centre ware house cleaning up storage lockers. Began emptying rubbish, empty crates when found a huge archaic chest. The Itaian guy was a big fellow with crowbar so he went to open. The scout saw a eye open in the chest and warned him as the lid opened and the beast revealed it was a mimic. The lid opened revealing a set of jaws, tiny feed grew from each corner and a huge fist swung at the Italian. He martially punched the beast while others swung at it. The cursed sword wielder missed (thankfully not increasing the curse) and the scout pulled out his folding knife. Battered the beast and it knocked down the big Italian and ran. They chased it and fired pistols bringing the monster down. So these guys leveled up. Shifty scout became a first level thief. Italian became a fighter and got heavy weapon group and became a corporal. The one with curse was freed by a gnome prisoner of curse and after a time using his linguistics and occult research skills in the library became a wizard. While first two were mostly accepted as soldiers with some experience the wizard was informed he would not be able to leave and made to sign secret documents.

A few days later party sent to a forward base camp and found vets smoking, collecting orc fingers and ears, drinking homebrew beer. Was more caves were familiar with and a sealed door surrounded by red bricks. It was start of a new section of dungeon style. Party quiet and put to work. As a orc hoard set off some mines, door opened and two wounded men staggered out. Six vets and two contractors had been lost in section and captain selected part members to go and look for them.

Opened door and saw long passage with two arches at end and a corpse in middle of a Australian trooper. Scout went up first and peekked through arches to see four troglodytes who huled great javelins as he shot two with a rifle burst. He took a javelin in the back and fell as two more troopers rushed up to finish two surviving trogs. One got blasted and other ran through a door. Big Italian chased it with M60 into a workshop killing it. Several men fell to trog stench from corpses. Several unaffected put on gasmasks, then dragged out dead and wounded. On man guarded down one arch watching a t-junction while rest searched workshop in one group and others did first aid. As guard watched six kobolds with brass dragon headed tupes rushed im spraying him with greek fire. He scramed burning and fell while Another squadie hosed down three kobolds. Other three fled laughing. Then the squadie realized that was the demolition expert on fire and all fled.

Blast blocked several passages so others went to workshop. Found skin of missing vet. Kicked down next door and saw barricade of barrels. Bearded helmed short men ducked and squeaked in surprised but one of heroes threw in a grenade then slammed door. Blast killed a bunch of Dwarf traders possibly fouling future dwarf human relations. Found a library and another squaddie joined party. The signalman checked he knew the watchwords of the day so he was accepted. Someone saw a eye open on a book and stabbed it killing a living spell book. Found a 1975 Phonebook from Adelaide.

Next room saw tied man in a great nest of hatching eggs surrounded with lady kobolds wearing aprons. Party fired and one got away. Chased kobold with a drone and troops and killed it. Cut free the the man who was one of missing experts.

Next chamber had a pit with a grinning picture of kobold king hanging over it. In bottom was bleeding man. One man climbed down and as stood on floor diseased spike popped up but he dodged. Dragged man up onto surface where new sqaud member tried to push him down pit. Missed but then shot him dead. Others all flumoxed and several ried to grab new guy. He then revealed true form of doppelganger, a inside out mess of organs. They all fired and the new corporal fired m60 eliminating him. Dragged wounded back outside and called mission a wrap. Most of rest got a level.

Was big fun and will do again.

Exilelog: New followers and licking wounds

So the party finished up training and found followers lining up to join them. Nahme the angelic had a first level cleric lost here for months and a scholar of elder lore and well versed in languages of Underland. Acula got several teen orc hopolites who listened to his every story with awe. The were evil but were impressed by possibility of reaching 20 years old so might mellow out yet. The tako octopus lad had grown in leaps and bound with party and he accepted a crabman with expertise in claws and squinty eyes. Nahme thinking of Thomas the cleric she scorned earlier on the surface world.

So up the stairs into the central citadel hub and up stairs to next level. All heard demonic chants and sopped. Acula, his orc wife olga and the theif boy went ahead to peak. A great plaza graffitied in demon runes and 16 bugbear templars with a chaos demon sigil emblazoned on their chests. On the opposite end of huge chamber was a demon with horns, red and black skin, hooves, wings the works leading a ceremony over an altar and a chest.

So party opened fire on demon with magical arrows. He was hurt and closest bugbears fell to missiles. Demon went out of view while mass of bugbears pushed party back into stairs which limited how many bugbears could fight. Demon lobbed a fireball. Most of new flunkies down. Acula's frilly ruff wearing courtier orc was vaporized. Party reorganized as Nahme began healing. Bugbears at back lobbed javelins so the Tako climbed up wall to get height advantage and lobbed fireball back. Bugbear javelineers all dead.  Many of others wounded. Demon hid around corner taunting Nahme. They could see each others alignment halos easily.

Party spirits raised even though most badly hurt and as last bugbear standing demon popped out and cast burning hands killing bugbear and knocking out a few more party members, Acula and Nahme hammered him. Nahme took him on with her good sword vs his burning sword and Acula filled him with magic arrows.

Party in shell shock grabbed look from altar, smashed it. Took whole cursed chest. As demon smouldered away Nahme poured holy water on him and among the ash found his soul stone, the means to summon him.

Fled down to the orc city and rested.

The sword was flaming with cruel barbs but make wielder bloodthirsty. Nahme wanted hear destroyed. Also found bugbear names on soul contract which Nahme burned. Got priest to remove curse on chestand inside was a girdle that granted mutations every time you murdered a thousand people. Went in the too be destroyed pile too. Was talk of fairness of destroying all the magic but Nahme stood fast in she was only here to destroy evil relics while Acula was here to suck up to orc king. Was discussion over god people giving bugbear meat to poor orcs in city but Nahme was assured bugbears were sentient so was wrong. Orc king guards gave coins for killing bugbear chaos cult.

Rested four days and marched back to find chaos graffiti now capped by orc bandit graffiti.

Mushroomland Encounters

d100 Mushroomland Encounters 1
01 Tiny singing faeries dance about mushrooms
02 Drunken goblins having a party with foaming mushroom drink
03 Dancing goat men praising the mushroom gods
04 Mushroom folk sitting in a dreaming circle having a shared hallucination via telepathy spores
05 Scarlet sorceress and werewolf making out, outraged at being spied on
06 Tiny button mushroom folk ballet
07 Gnomes playfully riding a bucking riding fungus
08 Orcs lounging about snickering eating mushrooms
09 A giant talking caterpillar with a bong invites passers by to pull a few cones of hallucinogenic dried mushrooms
10 Dark elf orgy
11 Foaming at the mouth berserk Nilbogs running about biting things
12 Ogres looking for drugged layabouts to smush and eat
13 Outraged cleric and followers looking for sinners to tar and feather and possibly set fire to
14 Inane drugged cultists with wild eyes looking for murder related fun
15 Lizard men with great spiked clubs outraged at lesser races in sacred shroom garden
16 Loudmouthed goblin hurls blasphemous abuse and feces at party, if killed hoard of goblins boil up from burrows on homicidal rampage to kill murderers
17 Toadmen insist you eat a particular type of mushroom to see if shroom god approves of you, if unwilling to be tested they go berserk
18 Orc shaman and his zombie slaves picking magic mushrooms sends his workers to attack supported by his spells
19 Crazed lavender unicorn man with goblin cultists insist you join their party to try drugs and join orgy or offended and leads minions to attack
20 Dark elf cultists offer to let you leave if they can have one party member as a slave
21 Dark elfmaid offers sexual favours, has coated her skin in addictive drugs
22 Playful revellers offer tasty shrooms and drinks, actually hungry doppelgangers
23 Beautiful succubi or incubus with charmed companions invites you to orgy
24 Chaos mushroom men playing and eating welcome you and offer you mutation inducing chaos mushrooms to join in their game
25 Goblins with several stalls selling strange magic food, petty magic trinkets and d3 cursed relics
26 Goblins playing with rude shaped mushrooms, embarrassed if spotted and explain they were sacred rituals they are willing to teach
27 Sorcerer and his students laying about in a high, question party non stop about life, mysteries of the universe and about alignment morality. Argumentative and laugh at party responses, tease and bully
28 Goat men tormenting young mushroom folk and eating one alive, invite you you join them and offer a young adorable mushroom baby to start with
29 Foaming at the mouth filthy orc shaman offers you secrets of the universe and feelings of god like power if you buy his magic mushrooms, offended if you refuse, his mushroom infected zombies arise to defend him if needed
30 Mushroom folk dancing about tearing apart some humanoid corpses and flinging remains everywhere happily to fertilise the garden, stop when see intruders and look embarrassed, try to explain everything is alright
31 Giant carnivorous beetle hunting pack
32 Giant centipedes crawl from burrows and attack
33 Giant dragonflies swarm to attack
34 Huge carnivorous worm bursts from ground to swallow someone then will flee
35 Bear sized rats viciously attack and tear at flesh of tasty meat people
36 Giant slug among fungus spits acid then closes in for kill
37 Flail snails seem innocent at first with colourful shells but up close pack reveal heads and charge
38 Huge lizards laying await under mushroom beds ambush intruders
39 Giant blood red leeches among undergrowth swarm to attack
40 Swarm of hostile huge blood drinking bugs drawn to party by smell
41 Goatmen with giant fungal slab alter performing sacrifice of bound victim
42 Mushroom men with captured enemies throwing victim into a pit with a giant slug
43 Goblins glued a drugged dark elf to the ground and sitting back to see what eats him
44 Dark elves hunting terrified goblins for fun might be tempted by more interesting sport, have several werewoves as hunting dogs
45 Hungry ogres around campfire using prisoner to test mushrooms to see which are edible
46 Were badgers tearing apart some goblins happily drop them in favour of tastier food
47 Chaos bat men tearing out hearts on a mini step pyramid grown from living fungus dedicated to their vampire goddess
48 Goblins with dire wolves letting their pets savage a prisoner but will turn on interlopers rapidly, led by goblin sorcerer or shaman
49 Slug men impaling living goblins as sacrifice happy to prepare more for their slug goddess
50 Dark elves having target practice with kidnapped victims tied to great shroom stalks for fun
51 Gnomes having tea outside their mushroom house invite you to join them
52 Band of dwarves discussed with this foul place happy to have found non hostile travellers
53 Dark elf art colony with painters and poets, many are high, indifferent to visitors but willing to take commissions to write sonnets or paint portraits. Work is abstract, modern and avante guard
54 Goblins milking a giant snail they have tied up and getting high on juice, welcome you to join them
55 Goblin orgy with dozens of them guarded by pet giant bats and wolves, invite you to join them
56 Savage cavemen with fire and stone pot mixing mushroom stew with warily accept mostly humans to join them but they cant speak language
57 Goblins feasting on pile of squirming white grubs being eaten live or toasted on sticks, invite you to join them
58 Orcs roasting goblins on the spit welcome strangers, shaman in domed hut offers to trade for healing
59 Goatmen busily applying body paint of demonic runes on their bodies quite friendly, ask If you have heard of their demonic lord and savior yet?
60 Great  obese goblin priestess with at least a dozen pendulous breasts is leading a goblin feast, visitors are welcome
61 Shroom covered zombies attack by surprise, buried among the foliage
62 Ghouls run screaming from stinking hole in the ground
63 Wights come bursting from old barrow, covered in fungi and screaming, treasure in barrow
64 Wraith pours up like smoke from old burial mound, coins in chests and urns inside
65 A groaning banshee spirit of a dark elf hates the living guards a relic left by travellers long ago
66 Fungus covered mummy and ghoul retinue come lumbering from hole to long buried tomb
67 Hungry degenerate hideous vampire pours from hole in ground to his tomb as mist
68 Spectre moans appearing from old grave almost overgrown crypt
69 Shadows arise from graves of victims sacrificed to darkness
70 Crumbling revenant arises from ground, at constant war with living
71 Adventurer corpses crawling with dangerous parasites but probably have treasure
72 Minefield of explosive toadstools
73 Mobile fungi treeant angered buy intruders to his paradise
74 Screaming fungus attract a second encounter, usually predators
75 Angry mushroom folk, upset at meat bags in sacred grove on holy day demand appeasement
76 Deadly mould patch releases killer spores
77 Deadly fungus with diseased tentacles attacks intruders
78 Zombies covered in mould with great fungi antlers attack living
79 Giant bugs with with great fungi antlers attack, trying to infect with zombification fungus horns
80 Mass of slimy toadstools shoot diseased globs of slime at intruders
81 Goblins and mushroom folk oiling each other up for group massage invite you to join them
82 Line of goblins ending in insatiable dark elf holy harlot invite you to join them
83 Huge domed brain and bearded mushroom man teaching junior button cap mushroom kids, invites party to give students a lecture
84 Choir of singing frogs conducted by goblin standing on toadstool, audience of goblins, lizard men, dark elves and goat men applaud wildly
85 Goblins having a toad race, taking bets from all comers
86 Toad men being licked by goblins only one copper piece a lick
87 Goblin children teasing giant frogs with toy spider on string
88 Dark elf with riding spider selling goblins hanging from giant fungi in web sacks
89 Bugbears snorting mushroom powder. several have faces with shrooms growing out of them, invite party to have a go or they must be scaredey cats
90 Goblin children poking at sleeping trolls for fun, they're in drugged stupors but will eventually arise and go berserk
91 Goblins and dark elves listening intently to a story telling black dragon
92 A dark elf spider priestess proselytizing to a goblin family
93 A wise old goatman telling kids the wonders of Prince Orcus and his magic kingdom
94 Green dragon asking goblin kids if they could reach in back of his mouth and pull out a wobbly tooth for him
95 Dark elf in snappy dress telling goblins how great life in the city is and offering them jobs, housing and gold, no catches
96 Mutants gathering chaos mushrooms, will tell party of the wonders of their distant green lit cavern and wonderland of tolerance and understanding to be found there (yeah it is really horrible)
97 Dancing goat man shaman gleefully teaching goblins the dances and songs of demons
98 Frogmen having a diving contest in a pool, convince humans to give it a go to win juicy live grubs
99 Mothmen dancing around a glowing giant mushroom, several have died of exhaustion in bliss
100 Beetlemen band playing to dancing goblins and dark elves and goatmen

And more because this shit writes itself

d100 Mushroomland Encounters 2
01 Dragonfly men hunting or meat to for young in a nearby pool
02 Scarab men joyfully eating feces and collecting it in balls to move to their burrow and young grubs
03 Mantswomen just finishing eating husbands heads in post coital decapitation ritual and offended by being seen attack
04 Mantis men monks hunting for tasty elves bur other humanoids will do
05 Stag beetle men dueling over a beetle beauty, will challenge party to prove superiority
06 Goblins being chased by giant d4 1=frogs 2=spiders 3=beetles 4=bats
07 Umber hulk hungrily bursts up from underground
08 Ankheg has dug trap pits, if victim falls in or collapses covering of pit, he will pop up from ground and  try and scare off rest of party with acid spit while trying o drag off or bury alive the person who set off the trap or anyone small
09 Giant Bombardier beetles feeding are startled, shoot napal or explosive chemicals then flee
10 Giant Scissor beetles or earwigs hungrily attack
11 Gian ants peacefully gathering fungus
12 Fungus zombie infected giant ants with fungal antlers growing on heads attack
13 Giant termites building a fungus castle with own fungus garden inside, grow several magic mushrooms inside
14 Ogres with nets trying to catch giant dragonflies with nets will think party look easier
15 Giant crabs from a waterhole eating fungus think walking meat looks tastier
16 Giant scorpions dueling quickly turn on party
17 Giant mother scorpion with dozen huge babies on her back hungrily attacks
18 Giant cave lobsters hiding in pool will grab any who try to drink, if pool passed they will creep out and follow party to ambush
19 Chaos ratmen monks looking for ingredients of plague potions, keen to kill adventurers for the rat god
20 Ratmen catching mushroom folk in nets
21 Ratmen scouts riding giant bats will try to net and catch easy targets on ground
22 Ratmen fighting frog men over nest of giant grubs "it's our treasure"
23 Ratmen worshiping and preparing sacrifice on crumbling chaos altar
24 Cyclops herding beetles, sets them on party and supports them with rocks, f they fail he gets out is lil people smushing cub
25 Reptilian Troglodyte torturing goblins with their stink glands by holding them down and spraying their faces
26 Reptilian Troglodytes with bound naked dark elves leading them to the pit of the slime god
27 Reptilian Troglodytes hunting for sacrifices to take back to their secret grotto
28 Reptilian Troglodytes riding beetle pulled chariots charge at inferior mammals, circling them and hurling javelins
29 Reptilian Troglodytes roasting goblins over a fire, keen to enjoy a bigger humanoid feast for variety
30 Ogres gambling with straws over who gets to eat the dark elf or goblin captive
31 Ogres beating and squeezing huge frogs as form of music, offended if anyone disapproves
32 Nighthag singing to baby goblins or dark eves in cradle, furious if disturbed
33 Goblins running away with underwear and clothes of bathing dark elf maids who will reward those who hep them
34 Chocking spore clouds cover area, most life takes cover and hides
35 Hallucinogenic spore clouds cover area, most life takes cover and hides
36 Sophoric sleep inducing spore clouds cover area, most life takes cover and hides
37 Fog covers area reducing visibility for 1d4 yours
38 Light rain for d20 minutes giant slugs and snails start waking up
39 Heavy rain for 1d20 minutes, giant worms pop up everywhere
40 Were rat adventurers offer to team up, offended if refused
41 Tough talking goblins abuse party if injured they turn into full size trolls (were trolls)
42 Goblin bat riding messengers invite party to visit local goblin king or market
43 Goblin bat riding scouts see adventurers then report to nearby group of army
44 Goblin bat riding scouts drop puff balls from above
45 Dark fairy brings treats and candy to dark elf and goblin children as it's a local holiday
46 Crying goblin child runaway with bindle keen to be adopted follows party, stops crying if accepted
47 Goblin tinkerers and traders riding beetle carts, keen to do business
48 Frog folk selling grubs of various giant beetles
49 Were spider dark elf teens tease party to provoke a fight
50 Chaos batmen eating frogman with baskets of crying baby froglings nearby
51 Goblin knights riding giant flightless bats or lizards or beetles challenge part to joust, only cowards would refuse, will provide a mount and lance
52 Goblin kids playing with deadly floating puffball
53 Flatulent ogres try to convince party to give up and get in their sacks and they will go easy on them when dinner time
54 Formarian looking for victims to eat and torment with a net and club
55 Formarian wallowing in pool of rotten food and excrement drowning a sacrifice to the bog god
56 A hill giant (or several) looking for tasty bugs and shrooms to eat is overjoyed at tasty party
57 A lizard man king and his entourage demand party surrender and get in their cooking pots
58 A out of work goblin jester thinks joining the party will be a good idea
59 A necromancer on a palanquin carried by shroom covered zombies desperate for corpses fungi free relieved to see party
60 A goblin selling foot fungus and other remedies (also dud healing potions - they are time delay effect honest)
61 Tired looking goblin mother with a dozen screaming kids offers to sell some of the older ones to party
62 Lizard men throwing goblin kids to giant toads for fun, have several sacks full
63 Dark elf slavers willing to buy or sell stock, mostly have goblins but possibly a surface dweller or two, keep stock in cage on a lizard drawn cart
64 Degenerate albino cannibals riding devolved quadruped human mounts hunting for man flesh or female mates to enslave
65 A tiny shack where goblins sell frothing fungi ale and roast grubs, worms and lizards. A few patrons are here drinking and more are welcome
66 Cavemen with furs seeking to trade for some fire, pre language tribe of morons easily impressed or provoked
67 Goblins dressed up as other monsters with stilts and costumes try to scare off party
68 Goblin wizard and apprentices and guards seeks to trade spells and possibly potions
69 Crazy old surface dweller lost here for decades runs up to party overjoyed at being rescued. Has fungus growing on him and looks hideously inhuman
70 Goblin boy herding milk beetles grazing on fungus playing a flute, offers to trade beetle milk cheese for other food or fresh beetle milk
71 Goblin with stall selling rat on a stick or roast centipede segments or healthy fresh squeezed mushroom juice or hot cup of mushroom tea
72 Pack of giant blood sucking weasels out hunting
73 Trolls out for a stroll betting who can eat the most people
74 Trolls playing kickball with a goblin for a ball, have a cage with spares, quite hungry but might be up for a game, loser gets eaten
75 Trolls growing out of the ground, a pleased goblin gardener with a spade and  cleaver watches them come to life
76 Orc shaman casting spells over a sacred bog to create orcs from mud, his bodyguards await
77 Under the shadow of a gigantic shroom carved into likeness of the mushroom goddess, goblins and mushroom folk worship and eat sacred mushrooms to celebrate a holy day, strangers welcome
78 A cluster of mushroom houses with goblins engaged in every day village life, sheriff tells you to behave
79 Fire newts with hunting fire toads looking for people to BBQ
80 Fire newts on strider mounts on patrol for intruders in what they claim to be their lands
81 A fiery crack in the earth where fire newts throw mushroom folk in to be eaten by lizard like flaming salamander elementals
82 Bonesnapper reptiles patrolling assigned territory attack any they have never met before
83 Undead necromancer and skeleton warrior driver on bone chariot pulled by skeleton horses, gallops outside melee range about while slinging spells, usually casts protection from missiles type spells first
84 Lizard men wallowing in thermally heated mud pools, quite relaxed and welcome strangers, goblins offer drinks, towels and snacks for a copper penny each
85 Teams of humanoids playing stickball d4 1=orcs 2=goblins 3=goat men 4=hobgoblins vs d4 1=mushroom men 2=frog men 3=dark elves 4=ogres, a crowd of others watch, might ask party to be objective umpires, ogres tend to go psycho when lose and eat other team
86 Ogres wrestling for right to be boss of gang but willing to have a break to eat adventurers
87 Hyena men intruders looking for victims to torment and eat and sacrifice to their demon gods
88 Slimy eelmen from nearby water source have come to eat tasty humanoids
89 Crabmen from a water hole looking for tasty treats, enjoy nipping bits of screaming victims to eat
90 Orcs from outside area come for slaves, not fussy but convinced they are the strongest
91 Bugbear brigands looking for people to eat a sick of mushrooms, like following and to ambush
92 A goblin princess with hobgoblin and bugbear guards and a goblin sorcerer adviser wants to test strangers to see if they are worthy to be her prince, happy to have winner polymorphed into a goblin. If refused she throws tantrum and screams "off with their heads"
93 A night hag demands someone in party volunteer to satisfy her or she will eat them all
94 Pack of wargs led by Black Shuck, a double sized warg with one eye and a fear gaze attack effecting one person a round, WIS save or flee for 10 rounds
95 Orcs with trained attack troll (or several) are keen to test pets and will support with arrow fire
96 A mushroom man martyr invites party to eat him so he can be reincarnated now his time is done
97 Goblin kids bouncing on spider web joyfully, not noticing giant spider
98 Goblins sling huge centipedes, spiders and snakes then flee
99 Orc slavers attack sending in suicide goblins with explosive puffballs first
100 Giant constrictor snake in hiding tries to nab small people to eat

Mushroom Master Madness

This is a post about mushrooms. It can be used for my Underland setting, my typical DnD oldschool Exiles DnD and my planet Psychon DnD. Parts fine for Gammaworld or SF games too. Shroom and fungus forests are fantasy foliage fodder since the earliest versions of the great game. This is a bunch of tables to make your swollen toadstools glisten with glee.

d100 Appearance of your fungus
01 Clean typical white, grey or brown mushroom
02 Tall thin toadstools glistening black cap
03 Short squat and slimy brown
04 Lattice of white structure
05 Spectacular phallus like
06 Red stems split into masses of orange frilled gills
07 Orange sponge like
08 Coral like white fingers reaching up
09 Mass of density packed white stalks with pink caps
10 Tiny purple mushrooms
11 Red star like with stinking hole attracts flying bugs
12 Broad bright yellow cap whith short white stems
13 Glistening metallic and opalescent coloured pointy cap
14 Tall thin with luminescant lantern structure
15 Broad white slimy shroom which glows green or purple
16 Thin stem with large pod covered in jelly filled pits
17 Fragile tall white umbrella of latice
18 Tall glistening translucent glass like mushrooms
19 White spherical clusters
20 Large crown or black sphere
21 Mass of green, purple or yellow lichen like growth with cup shapes where most developed
22 White sphere covered in spiky fingers
23 Thick trunk branches into thousands of glowing green tiny fingers
24 White mass with hard concave black disks where largest
25 Brain like structure in pink, white or violet
26 Coral fungus in white pink or orange with complex structures
27 Tall thin mushroom with dripping black cap
28 Phallus white mushroom dripping white foamy mess
29 Brown spongy brain structures on stalks
30 Mass of translucent slime
31 Jellyfish like mushroom
32 Brilliant blue pixie parasol mushroom
33 Orange peel like mass
34 Pink mass of tendrils
35 Purple liver like growth
36 Red lattice cage fungus structure
37 Orange or purple sphere covered in holes deep into structure
38 Has a brown or black main cap with lattice white frill
39 Squat spherical shroom with lattice webbing over cap
40 Tiny caps on tall thin stalks brilliant scarlet
41 Eerie elegant tapered fingers on hand with lattice frill growing from earth
42 Brown bark like leathery brown half caps growing in mass or from walls or other fungi
43 Clusters of tint thin stalked toadstools in pastel colour variations
44 White concave clusters with gills inside
45 Straggly green dried grass looking growths in clumps
46 Brilliant shiny translucent green cap with white dull stalk
47 White eggs bursting open with fleshy ropey structure with red rings inside
48 Yellow stalk with spherical head of brilliant cyan fingers
49 Large shrooms with concave caps and large white gills underneath
50 Orange skinned on top of cap rest is jet black grow in clusters
51 Black flat discs with brilliant cyan patterns and rough bark like texture
52 Squat stalk with brilliant blue spherical ball cap
53 Large shroom with indigo spots all over and gills, looks rotten
54 Brilliant indigo mushrooms
55 Red translucent huge concave cups on thin white stalks, often full of water
56 Black trumpets erupting from soil in clusters
57 Huge white lilly like trumpets growing up from earth
58 Pink or black fairy helmets growing on thin stalks
59 Clusters of jet black shiny fingers
60 Squat white stalk with tall grey furry cap
61 Clusters of green stalks that widen and terminate in concave cups
62 Crinkly pink mass of rose petal like fungus
63 White stalks with white trumpets with glistening red and orange inside, white rims
64 Amethyst pear shaped caps on thin stalks, beautiful delicate shade
65 Resembles cluster of gems in different colours, rigid skin slime inside
66 Thin twisted white stalks with black spheres on top in clusters
67 Great white crinkly skinned toadstool with blue on top of cap
68 Red flower like growth with long trailing filament, often grow up high in masses
69 Sideways growing shelf fungus hard and woody, white underside brown bark like skin on top
70 Perky grey breast shaped cap with delicate frilly lace around cap and rings of lattice down stalk
71 Orange carrot like growths in mass, happily grow upside down from roof too
72 White stalk growing thicker to red velvet concave cap
73 Crinkly yellow carpet like mass
74 Carpet of thin translucent fingers with yellow, purple, black or green tinge
75 Violet and/or pink coral fungus grows into tall elegant structures
76 Great green scraggly trumpet structure with several smaller trumpets on head, slightly furry appearance
77 Tall thin pink and wite stalks with droopy floral head
78 Squat split caps grow straight from ground orange gills, chocolate caps and glow in dark
79 Twisted purple stalk, thickens at top with bark like skin and great pink-purple cap with dim glow
80 Orange concave caps grow from ground with thick black gills inside cap
81 White stalk with tall grey cap actually a mass of lattice structure up close
82 Bright yellow antler like growths
83 Huge drooping spherical sacs with spots, as matures spots open to deep holes in saggy mass
84 Brilliant orange stalkless flat caps also grow sideways in walls or other fungus
85 Sky blue mushroom with red tinted gills
86 Mass of translucent thread in huge fairy floss like heap
87 Thin pink stalk sagging under weight of huge spongy tall cap
88 Huge brown mushroom with broad cap and yellow gills
89 White bulbous mass with rigid orange bark on top, sweats beads of water under softer underside
90 Tall thin brilliant orange mushrooms with ridges up stalks forming into gills
91 Tall thin mushroom with cap overgrown with hundreds of long thin hairs with black beads on end
92 Many score black threads growing from ground fusing into black or chocolate gelaitinous mass covered in beads of water
93 Carpet of yellow sponge growth
94 White egglike growths, mature ones split with brilliant yellow yolks bursting out
95 Pink spheres grow over area evenly apart
96 Delicate pink fleshy cap with gills with thick white stalk covered in yellow droplets of fluid
97 Porcalain like white shroom with thick stalk and thimble like cap with evenly spaces raised spots
98 Red mass of stinking tentacles connected in bunches at tips when young, with black inside mass
99 Fragile white lattice trumpets made from threadlike mas with loose threads hanging free of structure
100 Beautiful ice like thick stalks tapering into small concave shape, like sculpted glass ,elegant translucent vases

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d100 more
01 Light brown bird nest fungi, fluffy cups with leathery dark brown stone structures inside
02 Pink tentacle with ridges from top to bottom anf black patches neat tips
03 Thick white stalked mushroom with thick slimy shiny dark yellow cap covered in spikes
04 Devils urn a black cup with light brown bark textured freckles, cup shoots sores at skightest breeze or breathe
05 Thick white stalk with flat top, covered in brown bark with white crackling patterns from growth
06 Stalks of white with thin plate like caps covered in veiny ridges, translucent when young
07 Thick brown-pink fleshy stalk with tall cap with spaced dark brown ridges from top to bottom, dripping fleshy mouths in between ridges
08 Shiny quivering jelly white blobs with black patches vaguely resemble gelatinous human skulls
09 Carpet of decaying white sponge with spheres growing on top
10 Tall yellow stalked ridged sponges with shiny brown caps, often smaller than stalk ridges
11 White or grey beard like mass, often hanging from other fungi
12 White willow like coral stalks intertwined in mass with thousands of drooping filaments
13 White lumpy tree branch tike smooth structure with green tips covered in tiny fingers
14 Masses of thin stalked shrooms start as white caps, then mature into flat ridged caps and turn violet
15 Tall yellow stalks with black and yellow cracking pattern caps with tiny yellow holes in tips, yellow hexagonal lattice frame grows around stalk
16 Green spongy stalks widen to glistening capsicum like plastic globs on top
17 Dry looking brown hairy stalks sprout into white antler shapes half way up
18 Mass of tiny threadlike tall red stalks with little yellow or green caps
19 White breadloke puffball clusters with brown crackled patches on topmost, look like delicious bread
20 White stalk with flat red cap with large delicate ridges of gills underneath
21 Split woody chunk like stalk with a breast like shape in middle, a dark brown colour starts from nipple and tapers to edges, shoots cloud of spores in slightest breeze or breath
22 White thin stalks with tiny red dot heads like matchsticks growing in mass
23 Thick white stalk tapering to sphere covered in nodules
24 Crinkly purple cabbage like mass on sponge violet stalk
25 Veiny ridged grey pods when mature lid pops off and spores spray out
26 Thick carpet of soft fluffy green filaments
27 White eggs which eventually burst and brilliant scarlet phalus cap with yellow stalk erupts
28 Crinkly ridged trumpet from ground with white outside and mustard yellow slimy inside
29 Thin white stalk with array of four or five long white fuzzy finger structures
30 Crinkly grey sponge carpet with similar looking grey trumpets with read globules on rim of horn
31 Pink globs covered in stubby fingers
32 Great woody columns resemble weathered stone formations
33 Central sphere with fine peelings of skin and dozens os small stubby yellow cap shrooms from mass
34 Egg bursts on maturity into mass of pink tentacles
35 Spongy red dodecahedron with black centes on each face of the polygon, stinks to attract bugs
36 Squat dry looking white stalked yellow gilled mushroom with red cap covered in drooping mouth shapes
37 Octopus mushroom with white thick stalk, purple underside of octopus looking cap splint into twisted tapered tentacles, gold on top, even has sucker looking lumps on underside of tentacles
38 Thin grey stalk widens to mace like spiky head, grow evenly apart
39 Mass of very tall thin intertwined soft stalks with button caps, come in white, black, grey or violet
40 Crinkly translucent white carpet mass
41 Brown speckled egg opens when mature and black tendril with crinkly red crescent rises out
42 Violet stalk widens to mass of many luminous cyan strings of beads
43 Scarlet elf cup shape grows straight from ground, spongy on outside darker smooth inside
44 Stems terminating in mass of crinkly spheres, white and grey
45 Thin blue stalk with spherical upside down cup, outside covered in spheres, inside with ridges
46 Devils stink horn, great red lobster claws bursting from earth
47 Grows from egg then splits into woody star shape with spore shooting breast shape inside
48 Stems with brown bell structure, shoots smoky trails of spores
49 Pink flesh ears grow in clusters on walls or on other fungi
50 Tiny thin filament stem with great black sphere on end, burst when mature
51 Stem covered in peppercorn like beads and capped by sticky shriveled black flower
52 Thousands of pink threads capped with buttons and pink droplets among clusters
53 Carpet of flat white stoney buttons caps without stalks
54 Bleeding gum fungus, pink gum like mass with blood like droplets, varieties in brown, yellow or indigo
55 Mass of white tree like growths with branches terminating in pink fingers
56 Thin spike covered red spheres open into mouth filled with white needle like hairs
57 Yellow shell like growth with cluster of thin yellow tendrils from sphere
58 Shiny brilliant orange fungus with lumpy and finger textured skin
59 Yellow sacks of fluid ready to burst with liquid
60 Glistening black mushroom
61 Spherical structure of white lattice
62 Great pink coral growths with tendrils and spheres of yellow tangled in branches
63 Dead mans fingers, mass of stubby grey fingers tapering into white nail tips
64 Carpet of red puckered lip like growths
65 Blue tooth like fungus, when clear of ground develops masses of fingers underside and gathers brown droplets of fluid
66 Brown fluffy carpet with black stalks ending in great droplets og cloudy brown-white slime
67 Woody brown round mass with thick flat capped stalks growing from mass, covered in brown skin with white crackle patterns
68 Pink fleshy cap mushroom covered in loose scaly peeling skin
69 Waxy shiny green tall mushroom with flat cap and yellow gills
70 Blue cap mushroom with white spots
71 Green cap mushroom with white spots
72 Yellow cap mushroom with white spots
73 Red cap mushroom with white spots
74 Brown mushroom with flat cap with brown lattice cage over top
75 Short stalked with tall white caps covered in peeling scaly skin, like to grow in masses
76 Decaying translucent yellow stalks with egg structure that splits on maturity to a lemon coloured breast with red nipple spore shooter inside
77 Violet and purple sponge caps growing straight from ground
78 Thick white stalk resembling badly melted candle
79 Translucent pastel green mushroom with variegated texture
80 Deadmans trumpet a slimy black trumpet with white skull patterns
81 Egg splits open with large spongy lump inside split petals covered in black and white crackling patterns
82 Slimy russet misshaped stalk with yellow rimmed slimy red cap
83 Thin tall red stalk with white slower like cap
84 Orange or purple coral fungi
85 Purple glistening phallus tapering to white at base
86 Skull cup resembles human skull growing on ground with top removed often gathers water or attracts bugs inside
87 A orange tongue like fungus grows straight from ground
88 Huge underground fungus only seasonally erupts surface growths of small brown dirty mushrooms
89 Brown capped mushroom with yellow spots
90 Slimy brown sponge paps with red stalks
91 Grey wisps of hair growing in carpets
92 Red spongy lattice spheres with thin masses or red filaments erupting from inside
93 Thick ropey yellow tendrils cover ground connected by yellow chicken hexagonal lattices
94 Woody black stalk with black spore pods, trailing red hairlike threads
95 Translucent brown gelatin carpet with stalks covered with scores of black spherical spore pods
96 Balls of pink fluff soft and squishy in clusters and carpets
97 Slimy yellow translucent fleshed squat toadstools with purple flesh mostly visible under skin
98 Witches butter, crinkly yellow spheres in clusters
99 Clusters of clack dry looking tall spore rods, outer ones tend to sag as new middle ones push aside
100 Witch's hearts, purple fluidy sagging sack with thick blue veins, bursts into slimy scarlet mess

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d10 Quick useful properties of your fungus
1 Edible
2 Poison (ingested, contact, blade, disease, etc)
3 Medicine (anti-inflamitary, anticoagulant, antiseptic, anti-toxin, treats a disease)
4 Hallucinogen (whoa dude, also can make you spew, some smokable or eaten)
5 Skin produces leather
6 Stores liquid  (can extract water or collects in pools in caps or spaces in flesh)
7 Can be used as wood 
8 Attracts edible bugs & grubs
9 Dye to stain cloth or leather or pigment
10 Alchemical ingredient (good for potions and magical reagents)

d10 Other physical properties
1 Grows large size of soccer ball
2 Grows huge size of a person
3 Grows enormous size of a tree
4 Grows titanic to size of buildings
5 Grows very rapidly from spores
6 Grows in huge colony
7 Secretes liquid or spores if harmed or exited
8 Super squishy and slimy
9 Hard and woody
10 Grows tall and thin

d10 Weird properties
1 Sentient, 1in4 telepathic spores, 1in4 has a face and can talk, can be good evil or indifferent
2 Is home inside or roost to other creatures who protect it
3 Is ambulatory and can move occasionally like a slug or might have legs
4 Has defence mechanism like tentacles, poison spores or secretions, screams
5 Glows and is a useful light source
6 Has important ritual and holy significance to locals who protect it
7 Will eventually form into a mushroom person (or giant one possibly)
8 Mushroom related to a spirit who communes with those who eat it or smoke it
9 Has magical properties if eaten
10 Highly infectious might turn you into fungi zombies, mushroom men, make you host to colonise world, or ruin all your formerly organic equipment, turn you into same fungus or just give you rotting disease


d100 Bizarre properties of your fungus
01 Bleeds fluid if cut like blood
02 Stains you if touched
03 Grow on you if touched, mostly harmless small versions
04 Burst into sticky mess if touched
05 Shoots spores if touched
06 Quivers if touched
07 Squeaks if touched
08 Covered i fling insects
09 Filled with worm burrows
10 Insects living inside
11 Growing from remains of feces
12 Growing on remains of corpse
13 Growing on remains of larger dead fungus
14 Beads of coloured fluid on surface
15 Covered in coloured dust, easily disturbed
16 A appropriate sized toad sits on top
17 A appropriate sized snail climbing it
18 Patches of hairlike threads of other fungus growing on it
19 Stalks with glowing fungi bulbs parasitically crowing on it
20 Flings spore pods
21 Explodes and infects victims
22 Screams alerting other creatures if bothered
23 Sings strange music
24 Creatures living inside defend host and it grows on corpses of their left overs
25 Glows with dull light, if already does then lights change as if communicating something
26 Fermented mildly alcoholic fermented beverage pools naturally in fungus
27 Bubbly foam pours from fungus when sporing
28 Dripping liquid from fungus when sporing
29 Fungus has eyes
30 Fungus has face
31 Fungus has remains of corpse buried in it
32 Fungus has been tagged with marker by someone for later
33 Fungus being munched on by happy caterpillar
34 Fungus guarded by dark elf
35 Fungus guarded by goblin
36 Fungus guarded by gnome
37 Fungus guarded by ogre
38 Fungus has a little fence around it
39 Fungus has alarm spores attracting mushroom men druids
40 Panic spores act as mood altering drug on attackers
41 Dozing happy creatures laying about intoxicating fungus
42 Smokey spores drifting from skin
43 Screams if plucked with face on root mass like a baby
44 Dark elf rune patterns
45 Goblin glyph patterns
46 Gnome pictogram patterns
47 A sentient caterpillar lounging on top with human face
48 Demonic sigils markings on top
49 Has other fungus growing on it parasitically
50 Faerie foot prints around it
51 Connected to huge underground network of same species
52 Collects fluid in depressions or concave cup, might be narcotic or poison or just water
53 White sticky milk fluid leaks if cut
54 Has been used as shrine or altar
55 Flickering blue magical light around it
56 Life cycle phase melts into slime
57 Life cycle phase becomes mobile and wanders about on legs
58 Life cycle phase flies with gas bags with dangling tendrils like a jellyfish
59 Life cycle phase appearance changes radically to different fungal form
60 Life cycle phase forms into mobile gelatinous mass
61 Life cycle phase forms into slug like creature with stinger tendrils
62 Sways and undulates hypnotically
63 Sprays sleeping spores if disturbed
64 Flesh rotting disease gel colony on antler growths
65 Symbiosis with deadly slime organism
66 Squirts infectious ooze at intruders to colony with spasming fleshy rods
67 Naked maidens dance over it for fertility
68 Fleshy tentacles burst from ground at intruders
69 Sleeping newborn goblin baby sleeping under cap
70 Creatures deposit scraps around fungus
71 Has big bite marks
72 Creature laid eggs all over it
73 Huge moth gently resting on top
74 Huge web built over with big spider
75 A flog laying on it smoking a pipe
76 Goblins using as a table to play cards
77 Goblins with sickles gathering them up
78 Eerie phantom forms over briefly, human or mushroom man?
79 Forms fairy rings circles used by dancing elves, witches and wizards
80 Sprays hallucinogenic spores if disturbed, see illusions
81 Sprays charming spores if disturbed, victims love fungus and wish to tend and protect it
82 Shoots transparent tendrils into bodies that approach and pump with infectious spore colonies
83 Flings explosive spore pods
84 Explodes if bothered as colony defence and to spread spores
85 Area covered in slimy slippery slime secretions
86 Infects living victims and grow from heads, turn into slaves who spread fungus
87 Infects dead and turns into servant zombies
88 Spores infect wood, natural fabric, leather or wood and turn to slime rapidly
89 Spores spread symbiotic culture over skin change your skin colour to strange unnatural colour
90 Has delicious aroma
91 Small unhappy creature trapped inside
92 Corpse inside gelatinous mass next to or under fungi
93 Fungal claws nip intruders, some poison too
94 Telepathy spores put all in area into mindlink with fungus mind, "please don't eat us"
95 Squirts black fluid if skin pierced
96 Surrounded by puffballs that if touched fill air with choking black spore clouds
97 Fungus has squirming tendrils growing into head and body or dormant creature in coma
98 Tastes like delicious pudding
99 Highly addictive feelings of euphoria if eaten
100 Large insects colony are cultivating and tending fungus

d100 Magical mushroom munching mayhem
01 Mushroom goddess will grant you a lesser wish
02 If parts of you are cut off they regrow about a week per pound, excluding your head
03 If any body parts are cut off you two grow back about a week per pound, excluding your head
04 You develop a close bond with a mushroom person who turns up shortly. They are a new follower and have a telepathic link to you
05 You can create a 3" wide fog cloud of spores three times per day by exhaling
06 If you die and your head is intact you wake up next day minus one CON point with one HP, you can heal as normal and you no longer age after the first time
07 Your spongy mushroom like flesh has less critical locations and you now weep strange fluid slowly if cut +2 AC
08 Nobody can tell your alignment anymore with magic, your spirit is free of this when you die
09 You grow a lovely unicorn like horn giving you a extra d6 attack every round
10 You develop a chaos mutation and for every one after first you have a 10% chance of turning into a shoggoth (use your choice mutation table)
11 You can sustain yourself for food and water by eating dirt but you prefer rich black soils to just sand
12 You always know which way is north like a compass
13 You can exhale a spore cloud that spreads fungus colonies and if used within 1" on a persons face they Make a CON save or are overcome by sneezing for a d4 rounds giving them -2 to hit and reducing AC by 2 also
14 Tiny insects that bite you die making you immune to swarms and certain spells that damage with insect stings or bites, giant or man size insecticides just think you taste bad
15 You can talk to worms, maggots and grubs but they dont have a lot to say
16 You never need to go to the toilet and are never flatulent
17 Your wounds stabilize automatically below zero
18 Bugs love to crawl on you and in your possessions but it doesn't bother you
19 You can read by touch any text even if eyes removed
20 Creatures licking you or biting you make a CON save or hallucinate and feel nausea
21 You can speak to frogs, toads,newts and salamanders
22 Nothing makes your stomach feel sick or nausea, you can eat rotten food unharmed
23 Once a day you can belch a stinking cloud with you at the centre that is harmless to you
24 You gain 1d3 languages
25 Fungus creatures find you adorable
26 You are immune to spore attacks from fungal creatures
27 You sense life within 3" range
28 You glow in the dark like luminous fungus
29 Other Planar beings get -2 to hit you
30 You no longer need to breathe but you become dormant with no air supply,  awakening from coma when air restored
31 You are immune to acid
32 Fungi and slime creatures will only hurt you in self defense
33 Mushrooms grow in your footsteps
34 You taste foul and everything that bite you avoid doing so again unless desperate
35 You taste delicious and everything wants to taste you
36 Everything you eat tastes fantastic
37 You crave blood and raw flesh
38 Rats, mice and tiny birds love to clean for you and dress you if you sing
39 You can ignite a candle flame from your finger at will
40 Your clothes, bedclothes, leather goods become mouldy after a few days in your possession
41 You no longer require food as mushroom grows in your stomach
42 A type of animal love to follow you d6 1=rats 2=cats 3=dogs 4=horses 5=cows 6=pigeons
43 When angry or yelling or exited foam comes out of your mouth
44 When angry your eyes glow and smoke comes from your mouth
45 You turn into a d4 1=Orc 2=Ogre 3=Goblin 4=Kobold
46 You turn into a d4 1=Dwarf 2=Gnome 3=Hobbit 4=Elf
47 You speak in poetry, a blessing of the gods
48 Your glowing halo is visible to all indicating your alignment to priests, planar beings and other experts
49 Your eyes glow and your lower face becomes a mass of tentacles
50 You can smell blood like a wolf
51 A baby clone version of you grows on you over a month then drops off then develops normally, happens every year
52 Skin becomes invisible making you a monstrous skeleton like horror
53 You develop night vision, if you have already it becomes superior
54 You develop faster running speed +1d4
55 You develop shiny metallic skin +2 AC
56 You develop insect like chitin shell +2 AC
57 You develop hand and foot webbing and can breathe water, full move rate in water
58 You become hairless
59 You grow hair all over
60 You grow a tail
61 You grow horns or antlers
62 Your skin colour assumes a bright single rainbow hue, with you hair possibly having a different one
63 Your sexual characteristics shrink by 90% and you are infertile
64 Your sexual characteristics enlarge by 2d6x10% and you are extraordinarily fertile
65 You become androgynous and your gender characteristics are less distinguishable
66 Sexual characteristics disappear making you a androgynous neuter
67 Now a fully functional hermaphrodite with both sets of sexual characteristics
68 Cures 1d8 HP damage
69 Cures disease
70 Cures poison
71 Cures all wounds
72 +1d4 on stat d3 1=WIS  2=INT 3=CHA for 1 hour
73 +1d4 on stat d3 1=STR  2=DEX 3=CON for 1 hour
74 +1 on stat d3 1=WIS  2=INT 3=CHA
75 +1 on stat d3 1=STR  2=DEX 3=CON
76 Die and reincarnated instantly as new species
77 Past life flashbacks revealing ancient secrets - possibly reveals loot or dungeon
78 Devolve into d4 1=fish person 2=lizard person 3=frog person 4=rat person 5=ape person 6=amoeba  person
79 In moments of stress or injury you transform into a mushroom person, you were mushroom you
80 Change alignment one step
81 Change alignment to opposite
82 Prophetic dream of near future - possibly reveals loot or dungeon
83 Develop second alien personality that takes charge when you are unconscious and raises you to positive 1d4 HP, for a while it is in charge till next sleep, also takes over if you are charmed and other times
84 See invisible or other planar non corporeal spirits in 3" range
85 See planar beings or dimensional weak points or gates within 3" range
86 In trance speak to planar beings of your alignment and ask d3 questions
87 In trance speak to planar beings of your opposite alignment and ask d3 questions
88 Can now detect magic on sight in 3" range
89 When you die you become a fungal zombie
90 Save with CON or infected with fungal zombie disease, once resisted always immune
91 Mushrooms grow on you seasonally, more if damp, dark and don't get to wash
92 Save with CON to vomit up a grey ooze monster otherwise it painfully kills you and eats your corpse
93 Enhanced immunity to parasitic infection from symbiotic colony inside you, parasites leave you fast
94 Enhanced immunity to poison +2 from symbiotic colony inside you
95 Enhanced immunity to disease +2 from symbiotic colony inside you
96 When you die mushroom folk erupt from your corpse
97 Every stool you excrete turns into a baby mushroom person
98 Save with CON or go into fever and become mushroom person
99 You can communicate with mushroom folk via spores
100 A microscopic civilisation evolves inside you of mushroom people who develop faction, at least some who worship you as a great god