Thursday, 25 August 2016

d100 Boulders



Obviously I'm now scraping the bottom of the barrel and have used up all my ideas. This will be a terrible useless table you can use indoors or outdoors when you need to roll large rocks. You should roll on this table as many times as possible every game.

I would use for landmarks in hex crawls and caves or when landscape getting boring.
d100 Boulders01 Porphyry boulder of volcanic ash surprisingly light

02 Boulder has rune carvings covering a grave pinning down a wight 
03 Worn ancient boulder used in ancient times for humanoid king coronations
04 Squat toad shaped boulder, ancient altar of frog god
05 Boulder a fertility shrine attended by attractive youths
06 Boulder pins a spider demon trapped but unharmed by non magic rock
07 Boulder has crude dungeon map carved on it
08 Boulder has hearts and goblin names carved on it
09 Boulder covering a pit full of starved ghouls
10 
Boulder covers a treasure pit with guardian skeletons
11 Boulder has long worn footprints of a devil on it
12 
Boulder holds a trapdoor down, inside is a furious mummy
13 Boulder has rock faeries living inside who offer food and drink and sex
14 Boulder is a living monster which animates and attacks any who get close
15 Boulder is a xorn egg almost ready to hatch fully grown intelligent being
16 Boulder is actually a mimic, likes to look like has gold or gem seam inside as lure
17 Boulder is a favorite basking rock of a giant chameleon
18 Boulder has a hollow with fresh water inside
19 Boulder has a thin crack with gold ring wedged deep inside just visible
20 Boulder has sparkling fools gold deposit 
21 Boulder has fossilised dinosaur bones visible on surface
22 Boulder has arrow and initials A.S. carved on surface
23 Boulder has colony of thieving rock rats living underneath
24 Boulder has crude prehistoric carvings of dancing goat men
25 Boulder has bearded madman chained to it
26 Boulder has ferocious flesh eating ape chained to it
27 Boulder has several savage dogs chained to it
28 Boulder is warm to touch and has a heartbeat
29 Boulder is strangely cold with frost on surface
30 Boulder has carvings and text of ancient religion on surface
31 Boulder has crudely drawn dicks drawn all over it
32 Boulder has a huge nest on top
33 Boulder covered in piles of animal feces
34 Boulder has a mysterious torch like jet of flaming gas on top
35 Boulder has carving of ancients depicting grusome human sacrifice
36 Boulder carved into likeness of large earth goddess on throne
37 Boulder has gate sigils if read opens gate to tiny elf colony pocket universe
38 Boulder is fake and covers entrance to kobold hole
39 Boulder is lost favorite rock of a local giant who misses it
40 Boulder has crushed adventurer and kit sticking out from underneath
41 Boulder is actually a giant petrified monster turd full of animal remains
42 Boulder is a curled up hibernating rust monster will awake if metal nearby
43 Boulder is a fossilized giant brain 
44 Boulder is a titans dream and only a phantom
45 Boulder has semiprecious crystals on surface
46 Boulder spattered in blood from years of sacrifices
47 Boulder has a hole where a flock of stirges nest
48 Boulder is a giant lump of candy spat out by some primordial being
49 Boulder is a mass of fused skulls
50 Boulder is actually a huge tooth
51 Boulder is a mimic having a nap
52 Boulder covered in adventurer graffiti
53 A ship anchor is fused inside boulder
54 Anchor was a ancient anchor stone carved with antediluvian script about a ship
55 Boulder slightly levitates above ground and was in past visited by pilgrims
56 Boulder is carved with face of giant angry baby
57 Boulder is carved with serene nymphs reclining and vandalized
58 Boulder is carved with scene from mytholgy
59 Boulder is carved with ancient gigantic king smiting enemies with three languages
60 Boulder is a ancient borderstone with inscription from a lost city with patron god
61 Boulder has crudely carved holy symbols over prehistoric rock art
62 Boulder  has dinosaur footprint fossils
63 Boulder is naturally shaped like a giant skull
64 Boulder has remains of quarry marks from shaping in prehistoric times
65 Boulder of a type of rock from far away and signs of being dragged here long ago
66 Boulder is overgrown with tree roots
67 Boulder has a tint cottage where brownies live
68 Boulder carved with funeral memorial
69 Boulder is a trap which rolls towards anyone aproaching or passing
70 Boulder precariously balanced and easily rolled from position
71 Boulder is a petrified giants head worn from age
72 Boulder has a hole inside sealed with clay, a ancient mummy is inside
73 Boulder is a former holy place and carvings of pilgrims on surface
74 Boulder is a favorite spot for goatmen to frolic with young
75 Boulder coated in magical moss with potion like quality
76 Boulder is carved perfectly spherical by ancients
77 Boulder is carved perfectly spherical by ancients but broken open by treasure hunters
78 Boulder is actually a blinded burn scarred helpless beholder but can still bite
79 Boulder has a trickle of water from inside where a saint touched their staff aeons ago
80 Boulder home to cluster of rock worms
81 Boulder has a clean hole cut through somehow for some unknown reason
82 Boulder is actually a huge snail shell left in past
83 Boulder has a crude shack built into it where a crotchety old retired murder hobo lives
84 Boulder is worn carved tip of structure buried long ago
85 Boulder glows in the dark
86 Boulder has trail of destruction behind it from when it rolled here years ago
87 Boulder is sacred place where goblin women come to give birth
88 Boulder is haunted by phantom of person crushed by it
89 Boulder is haunted by shadows of evil men sacrificed here in prehistory
90 Boulder has a patch of yellow musk creepers and guardian zombies and treasure 
91 Boulder is a giant dice used by giants long ago
92 Boulder is a family of bowlers, living rocks that dislike adventurers who killed their mom
93 Boulder is a coiled giant rock serpent hibernating
94 Boulder is a giant ball of dried snot from a titanic formarian in the dawn age
95 Boulder is a imprisoned demon trapped by a druid long ago
96 Boulder is a evil elemental in stasis trapped by a wizard long ago
97 Boulder is remains of a petrified cave troll exposed to sunlight spell by cleric
98 Boulder is hollow and home to a family of harmless goblins
99 Boulder is a coiled up stone drake in disguise having a nap
100 Boulder is a giant petrified eyeball of a titan


Wednesday, 24 August 2016

d100 Strange Dreams in the Witch House




Exile Island has hundreds of forgotten creepy houses. Many remain uninhabited because of the dreams one has in these houses. Feel free to ad a cackling witch to any of these horrible visions.

d100 Strange Dreams in the Witch House
01 A witches familiar suckles off your blood then flees when you see it
02 Rats rumbling in the walls, squeaking curses in tiny whispers 
03 A phantom kissing you in bed
04 Walls closing in chanting and laughing
05 Leathery grasping hands groping you from under the sheets
06 Stomach pains then give birth to horrid homonculi
07 Demon prince calls from the mists and whispers sweet words of love
08 A fair lover smiles sweetly then their skin crumbles into dust as they scream
09 A torrid session of love making ruined when lover turns into rancid corpse
10 Reduced to a small child discover parents in act of cannibalism

11 Innocent is chased and brutally stabbed by masked killer revealed to the dreamer
12 Blood pours from above flooding room as dreamer sucked under

13 Creepy old person abuses dreamer who is paralyzed and afraid
14 Creepy child's toy or puppet with a knife stalking dreamer in house
15 Dreamer is tiny rodent size and stalked by evil witch cat
16 Find a horribly murdered corpse in bed with you
17 Taken to village square, limbs broken and beheaded
18 Feel sick but hundreds of live d4 1=rats 2=spiders 3=worms 4=flies pour out
19 The room is on fire the dreamer cannot move and is burned to death
20 The dreamer is tried as a witch and burned at the steak
21 The dreamer eats a delicious feast which is revealed to be a roasted comrade
22 Flying skulls with lolling tongues slobber over dreamer and suck their eyeballs
23 Undead soldiers attack dreamers home killing and eating everyone
24 A giant snake swallowing dreamer who notices when hands trapped
25 Devils torment dreamer with boiling oil and l cruel hooks to hack flesh
26 Dreamer held still with mouth open by two witches while a third forces live toads in 
27 Witches slowly carve up and eat dreamer, saving eyeballs in skull for last
28 Kiss a lover but choke on tentacle in their mouth while they turn into demon
29 Dreamer sitting on chamber pot in pain, shits angry live poison toads
30 Gremlins have dreamer gagged and tied and pack starts to feast on prisoner
31 Angry naked ghost beats dreamer with chair, cursing them and intrusions here
32 Dreamer with attractive lover kiss naked in stream, then lover pulls beneath to drown
33 Bed turns into coffin and sinks into ground screaming undead grope through walls
34 Wake up to be stabbed repeatably in bed by lover
35 Lost in catacombs being chased by vampires and ghouls
36 With friends laughing over wine, realize it is blood and friends are vampires
37 Grimly led to field of impaled corpses and made to join them
38 Awaken to find mostly fleshy skeleton being eaten by vultures
39 Laughing doppelganger has dreamer tied, promises to kill family with dreamers face 
40 A incubus or succubus lover drains dreamers life away but they cannot resist
41 An invisible horror stalks the dreamer through the house horribly killing rest of party
42 House is alive with monsters forming from wood and bricks to attack 
43 Having dinner, gums start bleeding then teeth and hair fall out
44 Mother is an undead chasing dreamer around house, wanting to kiss them all better
45  Everything runs backwards faster and faster till dreamer is absorbed by mother
46 Stomach bursts out and strangles dreamer with intestines
47 Witch has dreamer paralyzed on a workbench and proceeds to flay them alive
48 Dreamer is bound neck deep in swamp being gnawed by worms and bugs 
49 Dreamer running through forest being chased by witch and giant familiar beast
50 Dreamer feels itchy patch under shirt, a witch face in flesh laughing and growing 
51 Dreamer is lost in foggy void witches and familiars are seem occasionally watching
52 Witches cast dreamer into colossal maw of a great beast, dreamer is digested alive
53 Dreamer is shat out by a giant demon into hell where imps torment and molest them
54 Dreamer is bound upside down with spigot in neck, vampires use to fill cups
55 Witch cackles over restrained dreamer presenting a line of aroused demon lovers
56 Dreamer perused by squealing hungry devil swine through tunnel complex
57 Hungry fire salamanders pursue dreamer through volcanic maze
58 Dreamer panics as worm eaten body begins to fall apart, rotting at a accelerated rate
59 Wolves peruse dreamer through misty woods, occasionally nipping off a chunk of flesh
60 Dreamer is in overcrowded prison with barley any room kept with dangerous madmen
61 Dreamer wakes on beach spends decades alone, growing mad, facing dangers
62 Dreamer married in a hovel with a dozen children, in poverty filled slum for decades
63 Dreamer living happily with lover but discovers lover a witch, ends in fight both die  
64 Dreamer unarmed surrounded by every person or monster they ever killed
65 Dreamer making love, sun rises and devil swine partner in pig form snoring in bed  
66 Dreamer at home with family sun turns black and old ones awake and destroy world
67 Dreamer is floating beneath the sea and feels the mind of en elder god probing them
68 On a strange alien world, glimpse colossal unspeakable thing arising from under lake
69 Soaring through stars to planet of black elder ruins, to be embraced by crawling chaos
70 Dreamer in high witches Sabbath with demons and familiars cavorting and celebrating
71 Squat toad god on a monolith surrounded by cultists preparing the dreamer for sacrifice
72 Cultists in cliff shine by sea hurl bound dreamer to their giant squid god
73 Cult in cave with bound dreamer perform cesarean and pull demon baby from stomach
74 Dreamer hurled in pit by cult with glowing stone, mutates into unrecognisable horror
75 Squishy fungoid star demons take dreamer to moon lab and remove brain into a jar
76 Rats with human faces stalk dreamer through house, their numbers ever growing 
77 Witch splashes green slime on dreamer. body dissolves in agony
78 A lumpy humanoid with a palid face stalks the dreamer through fog shrouded streets 
79 In fog covered cemetery stalked by robed figure, actually composed of maggots 
80 Grubby hobbits have dreamer bound and force feed till stomach bursts
81 Dreamer awakes in frozen wood where masked axeman shatters dreamer with axe
82 Dreamer awakens with cackling witches knitting intestines into a jumper
83 Dreamer with family turns into werewolf and devours them all
84 Dreamer battles kobolds killing them but their corpses turn into dreamers family
85 Dreamer pursued by lynch mob who don't tolerate your kind of filth here parts"\
86 Dreamer falls through floor down deep shaft tumbling till finally splattered on surface
87 Dreamer locked in horrible mental asylums surrounded by madmen 
88 Dreamer a prisoner of dancing goatmen who finaly sacrifice guest sadistically
89 Dreamer wades through waist deep water, corpses of loved ones float past
90 Dreamer is armed in dungeon, witches claim they are reason adventurer lived so far
91 Dreamer is armed in misty woods, witches boast dreamers children belong to them now 
92 Dreamer awakes decades in future with everything different and all friends long dead
93 Dreamer caught up in mad dance with dryads, satyrs and faeries till heart bursts
94 Horrible demon vultures tear flesh from dreamer chained to rock
95 Dreamer awakes a baby suckling on flappy witchy tit till fat enough to be eaten
96 Dreamer a child being fed candy and gingerbread by witches growing fatter to be eaten
97 Dreamer turned into working farm animal by witch, made to work hard for years
98 Dreamer turned into edible farm animal by witch, force fed then killed, cooked and eaten
99 Dreamer in dungeon armed with witches warning to quit or be doomed by adventurer life
100 Dreamer is married with kids until partner and kids sprout wings and tails and fly away

Monday, 22 August 2016

d100 Evil Commoner secrets


d100 Evil Commoners

01 Secretly poisons people to get what they want
02 Secretly cannibal serial killer
03 Provides information to bandits
04 Steals from the church in secret
05 Serves pies with human meat
06 Feeds mob corpses to pigs
07 Keeps orphans in cellar sweatshop
08 Keeps unwanted children in attic
09 Keeps idiot child locked in barn with chains
10 Likes to throw dogs or children into wells

11 Kidnaps children and sells to slavers
12 Robs children of their clothing, tempts them with food

13 Likes to drug pretty people and rent to friends
14 Sacrifices children in secret underground shrine
15 Has model of town filled with rats, listens to their advice
16 Has a pet monster/s and dumps babies in the sewer
17 Likes to dig secret tunnels and spy on everyone
18 Spies on locals through windows
19 Makes up outrageous gossip to see what will happen
20 Forces partner into prostitution
21 Beats up partner nightly and publicly abuses them
22 Sell unfit old food with questionable ingredients
23 Robs graves in spare time with friends
24 Mutilates animals for fun in secret
25 Gets drunk and urinates and vomits on peoples belongings
26 Likes to imprison and torment strangers in basement
27 Likes to garrote strangers by night
28 Likes to murder people on streets and remove skin for private collection
29 Likes to demonstrate boxing skills when drunk on unwilling strangers
30 Sits on porch and provokes fights with passers by "what are you lookin at?"
31 Likes to make fake artifacts and relics then sell them
32 Likes to steal animals, butcher them and make big deal public feast
33 Steals teeth from corpses to make dentures
34 Likes to cut coins and make counterfeit ones in shed
35 Bashes people in public to get nicer things
36 Makes false reports to sheriff to get rewards
37 Accuses anyone of being a witch if they don't do as told
38 Buys and sells stolen goods
39 Dealing in drugs to support own addiction
40 Likes to steal travellers luggage
41 Likes to rob and beat strangers with a club
42 Keeps vicious dogs and likes to set on people
43 Amateur arsonist, likes to watch people and houses burn 
44 Likes to shoot people from hiding place
45 Prefers exiting sex with strangers to lawful partner
46 Likes to expose self to youth and proposition them
47 Strangling small animal and hiding remains in odd places
48 Collects awful degenerate prints in secret
49 Plants contraband on strangers then sets law on them
50 Informs thieves if any good targets or strangers in area
51 Likes to let dangerous animals loose from farmers pens
52 Likes to set fire to animals tails for a laugh
53 Likes to tie cats tails to pole then watch them fight
54 Like to watch viscous pet dog maul other persons pets
55 Likes to follow attractive young people about for days
56 Likes to startle horses and cattle with firecrackers
57 Likes to stab strangers in crowds
58 Likes to rent children out as servants to murder hobos
59 Likes to murder homeless people
60 Likes to strangle or stab prostitutes instead of paying
61 Has unnatural relations with farm animals
62 Likes to read blasphemous lore in old books
63 Experiments with evil relic kept in basement
64 Likes to try to summon demons from old manual
65 Deals with monsters and offers them human victims
66 Likes to watch a monster eat people and lies to lure fresh victims
67 Likes to bury people and animals alive for kicks
68 Likes to drug people and tattoo them
69 Collects human ears and competes with other awful collectors
70 Likes to make artwork with murder corpses, wishes could show people
71 Likes to write mystery and horror fiction, researches by killing people
72 Kidnaps children to sell to cultists
73 Likes to use petty spells for practical jokes learned as failed apprentice
74 Sold soul to hell and must perform orders of devils
75 Worships demons and occasionally calls a lesser demon and sets it loose
76 Likes to spy on locals and learn their secrets and blackmail them
77 Likes to drown people and animals
78 Likes to leave false witch signs and make everyone hysterical
79 A demon visits them every night for unholy fornication
80 Adopts orphans so they can beat them, work them and starve them 
81 Provokes others to fight then bets on outcome
82 Likes to burn trees and fields and store houses
83 Likes to steel food from locals
84 Likes to beat up drunks in the name of goodness
85 Likes to run over animals and people in waggon
86 Convinces strangers that certain locals are witches and cultists with gold
87 Enjoys flogging servants, partner and animals publicly
88 Likes to hide mutilated corpses in other peoples property
89 Keeps a creature in basement and feeds it murdered people
90 Likes to embalm people while still alive in basement
91 Secretly a lycanthrope
92 Secretly a cult leader with local coven
93 Secretly a drug addicted sorcerer who kills for money with powers
94 Secretly member of assassins guild
95 Member or informant of the secret police
96 Carries a horrible contagious disease but they seem to be alright
97 Secretly has a evil familiar and feeds it blood for advice
98 Secretly a devil swine with various charmed local thralls
99 Secretly has sexual relations with a monster
100 Secretly a demon, devil or rakasha or a doppelganger

Sunday, 21 August 2016

Post Opening and upcoming projects











Ok so art exhibit almost over - not been a effective use of my time or resources. Gallery painfully quiet. I have some nice photos, have boxes of bagged stickers, temp tatoos, art on card, cardboard figurines, sticker packs for merch. Range of prices from 2-2000. Works all pre made leftovers and stuff i collected from years of festivals and teaching so mostly arranging existing stuff.

Publicity and running show from another state pretty hard. Opening with the captive audience into a hipster food cart court was terrible, show looks ok for 4 hour tight hanging. Workshops all booked out and Im only being charged commission no fees so thats ok. Will get some nice pix.

Anyway will get back to some regular posts for Xor, Hell and my monster manual and spell lists. Thinking of my next house rule book version 3 First zine size with basics four classes and spell lists and quite possibly monsters could be ready three months - might make some generic treasure hoards too. To be a quick version and if new players joing my game for one off the book will have basics to quickly make a first to 20th level character in 5 minutes 

Advanced book will introduce 4 races and 4 more classes plus complete skill system a list of monster skills and abilities standardized is something to consider. Will include basic spell lists for bard and elf - i still like these classes being able to pick one of any spell list types but having own will be almost a bonus choice or can be used for newcomers. I want systems for beginners to streamline choices for speed and experienced players to go gonzo with skills and abilities. 

Also thinking that the idea of a magic assassin class is just a bard mod with possible a different powers is appealing. Considering other alternatives to bard including philosopher but im still nutting out abilities - I had ideas of a sneaky monk thief psionic type but now i could just do as a type of bard. So im open to using basic bard for all kinda mystical and skill using human weirdos


Basic
Advanced
Possible
Maybe
Fighter (Warrior)
Monk
Ranger
Berserker
Cleric (Priest)
Druid
Paladin
Shaman
Magic User (Wizard)
Sorcerer
Alchemist
Witch
Theif (Rogue)
Bard
Assassin









Elf
Abhuman (Beastmen)

Robot
Dwarf
Spirtfolk (Changelings)

Mutant
Halfling (Small folk)
Giants (Ogres)

Android
Gnome (Wee folk)
Tako (Octopi)

Cyborg

I has these spell lists
divine
arcane
nature
psionic

wanna do
alchemy
finish robot list and good for cyborg too
mutation system ranked like spells
Elf
Bar
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Ugh gallery even worse today and workshop cancelled. Best outcomes is my photos and catalog writing for show and all my cheap merch is bagged and packed and priced. I sorted lots of my stuff and found lots of salable things and just this exercise helped my storage be more efficient. Im gonna ditch most of my old stock and do bigger more expensive works for a while and swing away from the DIY crowd who have been flooded by less amusing people as a scene. I guess the OSR is kinda the DIY of gaming as lots of it is maker focused. Contrive more means to use all my art supply stocks then go more digital. I have former sponsers who owe me hundreds in art supplies I dont really have room for. I might just dontate lots to local aboriginal kids. I would love to sell my own dnd stuff a zine fair.


Saturday, 20 August 2016

d100 Fairground Attractions




When seasonal fairs come around many well off persons from the city go to the country to enjoy festival living and enjoy the romantic life of the rural fair. Actually many fairs in wretched poor places are terrible but some better towns are lovely. Then there are those isolated villages ypu dont hear much about....  


d100  Fairground Attractions

01 Best produce contest d4 1=wool 2=cheese 3=milk 4=honey 
02 Best fabric craft competition 1=spinning 2=weaving 3=needlepoint 4=dress making
03 Fattest animal d4 1=goose 2=pig 3=cow 4=pony
04 Largest vegetable contest d4 1=pumpkin 2=turnip 3=bean 4=onion
05 Best fruit contest d4 1=apple 2=grapes 3=pears 4=lemon
06 Best bread competition
07 Best pie competition
08 Best beer and wine contest
09 Best farm dog contest
10
 Mightiest cock competition, loudest cock breaks any tie
11 Strongest farm lad contest
12
 Prettiest farm maiden pagent
13 Best lumberjack contest
14 Best animal wrestling contest d4 1=sheep 2=pig 3=cow 4=untamed horse
15 Animal wagon contest d4 1=billygoat 2= cow 3=donkey 4=dog
16 Hunting contest d4 1=rabbit 2=bear 3=wolf 4=boar
17 Target shooting contest d4 1=thrown rock 2=bow 3=sling 4=crossbow
18 Ball contest village vs village, spend two days trying to keep pig bladder full of peas
19 Stickball, villagers spit into some traditional division and see who can get most runs 
20 Lynching a local criminals with abuse, beating, humiliation and possible death
21 Best metal work competition
22 Best carpentry competition
23 Best knot tying
24 Best sausage making
25 Best meat contest
26 Best hair competition
27 Best baby competition
28 Best whittling contest
29 Best found mushroom contest
30 Best knot and rope collection
31 Best runner
32 Best swimmer
33 Best climber34 Best rider 
35 Biggest eater
36 Biggest drinker
37 Fattest competition
38 Boxing contest
39 Fastest scything competition
40 Best thing dug up in a field contest
41 Best fish caught
42 Best preserved animal pelt
43 Cider tasting and drinking contest
44 Best scarecrow contest
45 Best story telling contest
46 Battle of the bards contest
47 Children's athletic contest with over competitive parents
48 Recruiter for mercenary company looking for strong youngsters
49 Villagers run around circles about village naked or dead will be offended
50 Trial by ordeal for petty criminal (branding, stocks, boiling water)
51 Maypole dancing
52 Dancing contest
53 Flagellants amp up the festivities
54 Old way druidic followers offer mushrooms and narcotics
55 Priest offering beer or wine 
56 Singing contest with various categories
57 Jumping skyclad over a bonfire
58 Sacrifice a animal (lamb or goat kid)
59 Building a wickerman effigy for bonfire night
60 Leave out a conacopia offering at festival heart
61 Prestidigitation artist with card and ball scams
62 Juggler with pick pocket partner 
63 Strongman challenges on comers with trick props
64 Ball toss win a turnip or a beer!
65 Carny healer selling miracle potions
66 Carny fortune teller with spooky tent
67 Freaks in cages possibly dungeon monsters and humanoids, pay per peek
68 Horseshoe toss game probably rigged
69 Arm wrestling contest
70 Chess contest of other board game
71 Wagon and farm tool merchants visiting with wagons
72 Spit roast stall with muscly oily hairy men working at meat
73 Stall local made snack food (pancakes, buns, pasties, pies)
74 local craters have benches and special wares on show
75 Traveling tinkerers with odd items and wares to trade
76 Exotic merchant with jewelry, perfume, narcotics and fancy scarves
77 Slave dealer buying and selling
78 Visiting prostitutes 
79 Livestock trader with farm animals and some odd pets
80 Non human merchants with exotic goods
81 Bear bating 
82 Horse fighting
83 Cock fighting
84 Horse or dog racing
85 Gladiatorial fight (backwards country copy of city event)
86 Donkey race
87 Knights Jousting organised by local lords
88 Grand melee with men at arms and even some poor knights
89 Tent of travelling strip show with pretensions of being love cult
90 Tent of known alchemist selling drugs and potions at high prices
91 Mystery play of religious event at climax
92 Religious procession chanting through village with priest
94 Religious healers visiting with magical healing for right price
95 Wise old person has come seeking heroes for a quest
96 Wandering hermit heals worthy for free
97 Celebrate and sacrifice to ancestors, priests commune with dead
98 Villagers dressed as monsters whacking people and expecting gifts
99 Dancers lead by hobby horse who looks more like a dragon (obbyos)
100 Fire works 1d6 lesser ones from the city from some rich show off

d100 Funny things that happen in fairgrounds
01
 Some people having a separate secret after party out on the moors later
02 Robed fisherman from coast or wetlands visit seeking mates 
03 Pick pockets in town working the crowd
04 Bailiffs beat up some drunks (how drunk are you?)
05 Villager sings song of horrible murders and events seem to be happening again to you
06 Drunk local youths cause trouble sticking up for locals
07 Old murder hobo drunk dies with map in hand
08 Local youth flirts but watched closely by whole village
09 Drunk found stabbed and robbed
10 Kids follow from afar speculating about party

11 Wizard drinking heavily says can take you to secret dungeon now
12 Barbarian out drinks and fights all comers

13 A visiting noble decides you look interesting
14 Secret police in disguise watch party
15 Priest in disguise looking for heresy or cults or witches
16 Agent of thieves guild examining village valuables
17 Satyr with stolen pants, boots and hat tries to seduce ladies
18 Faeries invisibly at festival leaving treats and pulling pranks
19 Horrible gremlins are planning to ruin festival and trap fest props
20 An evil invisible imp watches for promising souls to buy
21 A famous group of artists or writers from the city with court connections
22 A serial killer from the city has come on a murder holiday in this charming village
23 Goblins come to trade but if mistreated cause trouble
24 Drunken orcs turn up for party
25 Succubi selecting evil old men to finish off quickly
26 A shape shifting dragon joins celebrations and has sagely conversation topics
27 A uniformed inquisitor watching everyone silently
28 Drunken punch up breaks out
29 Coward likes to surprise sucker punch unsuspecting people then flees
30 Sneaky mystery groper among crowd 
31 Limbless drunken war veterans rolling in muddy street, people avoid them 
32 A bard has come spy on behalf of wild druids to find true believers
33 A disguised dark elf selling magical dungeon pies for a laugh
34 Notice some robed zombies in crowd
35 Angry drunk knight abuses you and wants a fight
36 Assassin from guild here to murder someone at right time
37 Several rangers here investigating someone from a distance
38 A drunk turns into a were beast after dark
39 See some farm animals talking
40 A man selling kobolds in a sack he found in his cellar
41 Halflings outraged over not being welcome in eating contest so start fights
42 Gnomes leave out gifts for guests
43 House trolls seen watching revelers then flee
44 Man with chained monster challenges all comers
45 Rakasha in human form explores village
46 Old murder hobo said he saw a shapeshifter replace someone
47 Doppelganger sneaks among revelers looking for opportunity for best murder
48 Peasant lost pet, wont say what it is, runs away if challenged
49 Plague carrier has a good sneeze on you
50 An old witch joins in punishing and blessing those she interacts with
51 Some of those beastman costumes seem pretty real!
52 Notorious drug smuggler seen among crowd
53 Loud mouth crime guild boss returned to home village for festival with gangsters
54 Some of the horn masked stick dancers getting carried away scaring crowd    
55 Devil swine in human form looking for interesting slaves to charm
56 Hell cat walking about in open looking for a master they can tempt to hell
57 Village idiot possessed by turnip god and in ritual clothes
58 Carnies looking for guys to rob, fight or take women from
59 Tatooed lady carny looking for someone to visit her caravan and check her shelves
60 Jolly fat friar dangerously drunk and lecherous
61 Witness grave robbers while everyone busy with festival
62 Witness house thieves trying to rob unoccupied house
63 Witness a hitman about to shank someone in festivities
64 A dwarf challengers all comers to drinking and smoking contest
65 A Halfling challenges all to a eating and drinking contest
66 A prostitute from love cult in city offers sex with all comers starts ten minutes
67 A wizard turning animals into people to sell to slavers
68 Overhear sentient forest creatures discussing how degenerate humans are
69 An elf comes to party but careful to not let any filthy human touch them
70 A seedy old man offers to rent you goblins with the quickest wrist action in the land
71 See a bugbear snatch someone near edge of woods
72 Drunken sheriff wants to deputize your party because he needs a lie down
73 Old farmers and murder hobos telling ghost and dungeon stories
74 Overhear women discuss who is the easiest sex manic in the village
75 Someone is revealed as a dark elf in disguise and vanishes
76 A drunk beserker chasing villagers in monster costumes
77 See bandits gathering on village fringes
78 Someone at party is a spirit come back for festival in human form for night
79 Drunken apprentice drops his spell book and several look interested
80 A sorcerer having a bad trip summons some monsters by accident
81 Rats trying to gnaw face off sleeping drunks
82 See stirges hiding and awaiting to feed off drunk people on way home
83 Men by creek fighting over woman or pony (kelpie)
84 A city rake trying to lead a kind local maiden astray (1in6 a disguised devil) 
85 Villagers want you to resolve a long inter clan feud and judge who is right
86 Shapeshifters or spirit folk looking for healthy mates
87 Find a lost unhappy child
88 Find a shapeshifter disguised as a lost child
89 See some people sneak away from village and into the woods
90 Decadent noble and friends with guards snootily looking down on everyone
91 Fox after villagers chickens and geese
92 Wolf after a sheep or pig, villagers ignore whines from sheepdog
93 Local merchant needs some adventurers to locate something in local ruins
94 Very attractive person interested but only will date dancers or musiicians
95 Juggler sets self alight and panics, needs help!
96 Someone has put sleeping herbs in the mulled wine
97 Druid angry this village abandoned old faith and uses magic to punish
98 Saw a old standing stone move a few feet
99 Saw movement and lights from graveyard

100 Angry undead mermaid breaks out of freak show and attacks