d100 Things in a Common Faerie House

Have been reading more than writing and not very daydreamy a while. But then this.

I have done posts on faerie stuff and a whole book and their are blogposts on villages of wee folk generators I've used before. My inhabitants of the cosmic tree stuff would all work with this and my upcoming faerie tale knight project Auldwood.

So in those tree and mushroom houses and tiny cottages of gnomes and pixies and sprites and small elves and goblins this is what they have about. Some is magical most is weird and some possibly useful.

d100 Faerie Stuff Types
01 Lost human stuff - possibly stolen or a sacrifice
02 Faerie food - possibly dangerous
03 Pixie supplies - arrow venom and magic dust
04 Faerie drinks - strange and magic
05 Tiny tools - for tiny tasks 
06 Furniture of the fey - look out!  

07 Creature Comforts - nice things
08 Gardening supply - for magic gardening experiences
09 Relics - of demihuman religion
10 Library - something to read

d100 Things in a Common Faerie House
01 Bag of washed socks and stockings
02 Pair of shears or a razor to remove unwanted hair
03 Bag of unspun fleece from a sheep
04 Bucket of milk left as offering to wee folk
05 Basket of bread, fruit, vegetables and woven corn dollies
06 Warm delicious pie 
07 A tin of cakes or biscuits
08 Paperbag or tin of boiled lollies like humbugs or bullseye or more exotic
09 An ancient carved idol of a wee folk from long ago from stone or antler
10 Basket with a sleeping human baby, magic sleep so doesn't age or need food or drink
11 Basket of faerie food, unbearably delicious and addictive fruits 5d4 pieces, used to enthral mortal slaves and lure into a life of servitude by naughty fairie folk. All faerie eat it fine
12 Magical boiled lollies 2d4 that grow bigger as you suck them and then explode with delight
13 Faerie bread, keeps for a month and each of the 2d6 pieces feeds a person for a day
14 Pot of spicy stew with strange flavours that change each bite serves d4+2
15 Magical honey cakes 2d4 that make you able to speak to bees for ten minutes, or lets a hive speak human together, makes a human voice buzz for a d6 hours
16 Magic mushrooms 2d4 if eaten have a delightful buzz for a d4 hours -1 all rolls, if you eat a d4 more go into a 4d6 hour trance and comune with mushroom spirits in the dreamlands
17 Magical toadstools d6 tastes nasty but poison a meal if eaten handy for unwanted greedy guests
18 Tin with a delicious gingerbread cake with so much spice your hair stands on end and can't sleep for d4+4 hours even with a sleep spell or potion. Serves d4+6 slices
19 Sweet gelatinous chocolate pudding that has taken years to grow this big from a spoon long ago, quivers and slowly tries to escape if opened
20 Big bag of nuts and seeds and a tiny nut cracking hammer often used to feed animal friends
21 Packet of invisibility dust lats ten minutes like the spell
22 Packet of flying dust lasts ten minutes like the spell sprinkle on self or a broom or cauldron so you can ride with small friends and pets better
23 Packet of illusion dust makes an visual image lasts ten minutes like the spel
24 Pixie darts d4 sleep poison lasts for hour or more unless shaken or doused in water
25 Pixie dart d4 confusion poison lasts ten minutes like the spell 
26 Pixie dart d4 causes dancing to last ten minutes -4 to fight unless you make a dancing skill roll and look really awesome doing it (faeries like to duel fools with this)
27 Pixie dart d4 causes target to become berserk in d4 rounds if fails to resist poison possibly attacking comrades
28 Lamp with fireflies inside who require vegetables and water daily or die off
29 Luminous dried fish an emergency light source
30 Tiny bow and green cap with a feather and quiver of 3d4 tiny arrows d4
31 Tiny gardening tools with bucket, wheelbarrow, spade, rake and watering can
32 Set of baking dishes and pots and pans of the finest copper and tin. Comes with tiny apron 
33 Cobblers chest with tiny sho repair and making tools and a pair of almost finished shoes. Comes with tiny apron  
34 Tiny silver sewing kit worth 100gp with silver thread
35 Small carpentry set with wood and copper tools, hand drill, chisels, saw, wood mallet and a tape measure. Comes with a tiny apron 
36 Foot powered pottery wheel, clay, some buckets and some jars of glaze and a tiny kiln
37 Spining wheel and loom, with spindles of thread and spun wool, and bags of unspun wool and plant fibres and plant dyes
38 Leather working tool set in a chest with all kinds of blades and dies and templates, as well as bucket of tannin, bucket of salt and some dyes. Comes with tiny apron 
39 Animal harness, collars, saddlebags and possibly a small wagon with a pet creature d6 1=tiny donkey 2=dog 3=goblin 4=lizard 5=toad 6=small riding bird or bat
40 Tiny pairs of glasses and scribe set with quill, parchment, beeswax and a seal worth d4x10gp
41 Footstool that comes on command and follows directions, can be used as a step ladder
42 Comfortable chair that is always warm and cozy and fits your form
43 Pillow that keeps away bad dreams and stops beings spying on your dreams
44 Bookshelf with a concealed compartment with spellbook or scrolls inside
45 Magical dinner plate once a week makes a roast with vegetables to serve 8
46 Magical lamp comes on or off with a command or clap
47 Pedestal that cannot be moved without a command word nor can the object on top, In stasis and neither, can be harmed in this state
48 Invisible bin for scraps and unsightly messes
49 Magical washbowl fills with warm lemon scented water 3 times a day with 4L 
50 A little potty that slowly makes the waste of one small creature vanish into the sewers of hell helping you keep a clean house. One way so imps and larvae or lemures don't use it to escape hell. Just don't break safety wards. Usually under a bed or chair with a lift up seat
51 Small hairy stove troll lives under or behind stove dislikes dancing and clogs indoors
5 Flower spirit visits and will be mischievous to home intruders 
53 A tiny owl in a hole glares at everything with low light vision to report to resident
54 Goblin lives under wash trough and licks plates clean and takes out rubbish and chamberpots to a nearby organic mushroom garden, often under a tree
55 Toad lives under the doorstep and guards house from bugs and croaks if intruders enter, or sometimes live in resident treasure chest or desk draw as an alarm working for worms
56 Cricket chirps while anyone in house without owner annoyingly. On command chirp several popular cricket tunes. Somewhere safe is a tiny cricket band sometimes with an audience and all wary of visiting toads
57 A house brownie lives in the house like a tiny flatmate sleeping under the owners sofa or bed or in the attic or cellar. Will protect house from intruders
58 A sprite seasonally stays here and pops over for visits and will turn invisible if sus[vicious or wrong doings to their friend
59 A faerie animal pet d4 1=large intelligent cat 2=elf hunting hound 3=albino hairless goblin hound 4=raven or other bird
60 Basket of goblin babies who if disturbed cry and scream for food and may if not fed shortly will swarm and bite for a d3 damage to all in the area
61 Thinking Cap +1 on any scholarly efforts reading books or writing
62 Magical spectacles that see d4, 1=invisible faerie creatures 2=lycanthropes 3=ethereal plane 4=invisible imps and devils and demons 5=hell 6=primordial horrors of the void 
63 Velvet Dressing Gown - always warm and never comes undone without wearers command, self-repairs if damaged by non-magic or magical fire overnight
64 Pipe with a face carved in end, self ignites on command and blows really cool smoke rings, also with unicorn hornpiker to clean, some dirty cloth, a crystal ashtray and 1d4 strains of faerie herbal smoking weed with 2d6 doses of each, all kept in a box
65 Box with residents' favourite drinking vessel d4 1=crystal goblet that won't break 2=pewter stein from famous lost human hero hundreds of years ago 3=huge carved wooden stien that hold 10x more than it looks (id love just one mug of drink friend) 4=Clay stein with ceramic articulated breasts or penises as part of an erotic scene possibly of the gods or royal faeries
66 Jade pipe with d6 doses of dread black lotus resin an addictive alternative to spell components or for eldritch visions of alien wizards consuming the drug in primordial times or other worlds
67 Gold snuffbox with magical powder gives +1HP and +3 Morale and +1 Mov for a d4 ten minute turns. More than one dose results in addiction  and eventually mutations
68 Slippers of stealth allow you to move silently at walking speed as long as beet both shuffle on ground and are not lifted which is awkward sometimes but fine on a nice floor
69 Magic broom once a day sweeps house
70 Magical dinner set for one that cleans itself after 3 meals a day and has elaborate paintings of floral and fungal scenes and faeries d4 1=royal coronation 2=centenary royal portrait 3=erotic sylvan orgy scene 4=scene of great elf ancestor or god doing a mythic scene
71 Magic acorns 2d4 grow to a 20+3d6m tree in a month
72 Miniture potted plant actually a plant changeling and can change to a plant humanoid
73 Box with a door and a 3 foot tall miniature mole man with garden tools, an apron, boots and spectacles who lives here when not tending to local gardens and potplants
74 Box of magic seeds 3d6 will grow bush of edible berries, d4 different types
75 Beehive often in a draw or cupboard with honey dripping into a pot and friendly busy bees who will not like strangers near honey
76 Scarecrow golem has been alive for a few years and now quite eccentric. It comes in side to try on clothes and use house while owner away and hides around the house and may pretend to be inanimate. It cant talk but understands common and faerie speech and fears fire
77 Box with a variety of magic mushrooms d4 1=heals 1hp 2=heals 2d4 poison damage 3=see ethereal beings for a d4 hours 4=teleport randomly d10 miles away in a d4 rounds after eating
78 Gnome house door where a gnome gardener lives gloomily in his cottage hole and he comes out to work on local landscaping and helps small animals 
79 Potted faerie flower has a face and likes to dance and hum and loves everyone kind and likes to kiss and have a puff on a pipe occasionally
80 Dried narcotic herbs 4d6 doses and a d4 varieties dried in a tin possibly also good for proper medecine
81 Tiny prehistoric ancestral idol of a clan handed down for thousands of years
82 Painting by a fairly good faerie artist d4 1=opens into a secret mirror image room 2=can summon an illusionary lover from the painting with a d12 characters and a d4=sylvan creatures 3=painting of feast once a day can create a huge meal 4=sad ghost lives inside painting in a palace and comes out to speak to faerie friends
83 Mirror opens into a tiny world d4 1=prison maze with a demon inside (ignore the voices) 2=portal to a witch house 3=portal to the goblin market 4=a pleasure palace with illusions where time stands still and everyone looks fantastic 
84 Golden acorn with a seed totem inside to one day grow a new clan sacred tree when the time is right and must never fall into the hands on outsiders
85 Golden apple if eaten prevents aging for a d4 years and save vs addiction and a craving to get more at any cost if mortal. Elves give these to kings sometimes 
86 Silver spindle of magical silver thread as strong as rope and cant be cut by a non magical edge 20+d20 yards long with a tiny gold scissors 
87 A silver +1 weapon from an ancient war used by clan that glows if a clan specified enemy is in 9 range and +3 to hit and damage that foe d4 1=orcs 2=dwarfs 3=giants 4=humans. Blood of that foe reveals the blades name in elf writing (its a bit dark for modern tastes)
88 A d4 magical arrows made by a favorite long lost relative. Each has a one use spell like power d6 1=light 2=charm person 3=stinking cloud 4=fireball 5=web 6=fear 
89 Wand from youth d100 charges d4 1=decorates creature or cottage with flowers 2=makes a bottle of wine appear 3=makes a cake appear 4=summons a friendly pixie who will be unimpressed if a non friend has this wand - if it gets the wand spends all charges and starts a colony
90 Portrait of elf nobility that is used as a sort of altar where they gaze at the beauty in worship d4 1=elfking 2=elfqueen 3=king & queen 4=elf deity. Worth quite a bit to a human but such relics must be recovered from grubby human hands
91 Spellbook laying about covered in dust
92 Book about the various faerie courts of the seasons and otherworlds
93 Guide to ancient trees used for travel across the world, quite dated
94 Various locations of faerie rings and portals in the mortal world
95 Journal of an adventurer ancestor and various mythic deeds and struggles
96 Book describing local spirits and faeries and other beings who have lived in the area for the last thousand years with various footnotes by various writers over generations. Lots of gossipy bits and legal disputes and various punishments for local villains or wandering bandits
97 Guide to traversing the cosmic tree to other dimensions and the inhabitants in its trunk, under its roots and in its boughs
98 Ancient erotic love poetry about the elven gods and faerie court
99 Directory of all the trees by personal name in the region and some of the more important shrubs
100 Magic latched book contains a portal d4 1=trapped hybrid magic monster jumps out 2=mirrorvers opposite alignment self attacks to replace who opens the book 3=naughty faeiry trapped inside for punishment 4=a small literary world inside based on a elven manour with various guests, unfortunately it often runs as a murder mystery