d100 Odd Inn Rooms

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6 room dungeon, desert tomb
or 
d100 haunted rooms

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Another boring nght in a strange inn.
Well not anymore!

Maybe you arrive late and only a haunted room is left...

Will they offer a discount?
Will someone warn you?

d10 Quick Odd Inn Room Types

1 Red Herring (dead end, false lead or is it?)

2 Disturbance (unpleasant pests making stay bad)
3 Crime (criminals pre on guests)
4 Mystery (unusual lead to some problem)

5 Lost Baggage (maybe someone thinks you stole it?)

6 Strange find (weird item found)

7 Creepy decor (tasteless or sinister art)

8 Strange Dreams (unusual nightmares)

9 Cursed (some evil taints room)
10 Haunted (spirit of past guest who died here)

d100 Odd Inn Rooms 
1 Strange creaking noises
2 Rattling sounds
3 Empty secret panel

4 Local book of untrue local wild claims by paranoid loon

5 Old local map with long-gone locations

6 Book with local family trees

7 Book of local religion and some scrawled notes inside

8 Strange ornate key

9 Graffiti with a warning or threat

10 Old map of empty dungeon

11 Squeaking rodents in roof
13 Scratching noises in walls

14 Dead dried mass of rats with fused tails in a crack in the wall 
15 Drunk at the window, trying to get in, singing or ranting
16 Fighting and screaming cats outside

17 Rodents explore the room in the dark or maybe a giant rat
18 Fleas, bedbugs, mosquitoes or ticks
19 Drunken wealthy guest barges into the wrong room

20 Loud coughing, vomiting or snoring

21 Pickpocket or bag snatcher
22 Find the coded criminal not hidden

23 Hear screaming or fighting next room

24 The thief tries to enter and rob the room silently
25 Attractive youth offer company for money
26 Cult kidnappers

27 Bandit agent reports that the party look wealthy to the gang

28 Someone drugs food or drink to rob later
29 Pervert thinks a guest is their one special object of desire

30 Shifty man seeks someone to do a crime

31 Note under door warns of a local cult
32 Wanted poster for an adventurer gone bad who might have left it here

33 Find a locket with an image of a beautiful youth, turns out they were murdered years ago

34 Mysterious seed pod in a drawer

35 Secret admirer leaves you a gift of delicious cake, an ivory comb or other trinket

36 Someone slips not under your door by mistake

37 Mysterious stench wafts from under the floorboards

38 Map of a suspected location of a goblin market

39 Find a piece of a magic medalion but only one part of three
40 Raven caws at the window with a letter
41 Ring or pendant with initials
42 Boots of a missing adventurer under the bed

43 Inquisitor's lost letter

44 Crude erotic print or pamphlet

45 Purse of coins and a note
46 Adventurers map

47 Heretical or treasonous pamphlet

48 Bags with theatrical costume or assassin uniform

49 Wizards hat with nametag

50 Legal deed to haunted house or ruined manor

51 Strange crystal orb gives the wielder odd dreams
52 Treasure map left by monsters in the local dungeon
53 Box with blackened skull covered in runes
54 Local treasure map to a dungeon or ruin or cave
55 Cultist robes in the wardrobe or hidden panel
56 Cult unholy symbol and map
57 Mummified heart pierced with thorns in a secret panel
58 Cursed item in secret panel
59 Soul contract promising gifts of hell, just sign in blood
60 Witch book in a secret nook 

61 Print of a sinking ship and drowning people and horses being eaten by sharks
62 Painting of a smiling man with fire or crime behind him
63 Painting of a village with a dolmen no longer in sight

64 Weird folk art woven wall hanging of a strange symbol
65 Carved wooden scene of a hero fighting a monster with a recognisable location
66 Brass buckles collection framed with occult and folk magic symbols

67 Painting of execution by hanging, beheading or burning

68 Idol of grinning satyr with huge erection

69 Painting of mermaids eating stranded sailors on rocks in a storm

70 Ornate tapestry depicting a man seduced by witches and devils

72 Witch familiar taunts and follows you in dreams

73 Dream you are hunted by a mysterious, fearsome, unstoppable beast

74 Dream of a ruin nearby full of gold loot

75 Dream of a youthful lover with no belly button, feel exhausted in the morning

76 Dream of a strange prehistoric frog god and a cave in a swamp

77 Nightmare about villagers burning you alive in a whicker man

78 Dream you were a giant tree growing while a beaver gnawed you

79 Dream of animals following you, then see or hear them while awake

80 Dream a laughing devil offers you your heart's desire

81 Toss and turn all night, save or height changes

82 Hair and fingernails grow d4 inches

83 Wake up choking with imp sitting on your chest, it turns invisible and flees

84 Hear howling wolves and growling outside the window

85 Small faerie or house troll looks through baggage for gold or booze

86 Spirit in the room judges guests by an alignment standard; it will beat those not measuring up with sticks

87 Spirit leaves dripping ectoplasm on the room and on your belongings

88 Spirit falls in love with the guest and visits their dreams, inviting them to live inside an artwork or tree with them forever. It will scream and sob if rejected and become a horrific stalker

89 Find a corked bottle with petty stalker inside, if released, haunts a victim wth notes and in dreams
90 On full moon bed or a mirror acts as a portal, drawing in guests in or releasing a spirit or creature

91 Feeling someone in the room in the dark, but nothing is there
92 Scratching in walls, then an abusive, threatening voice
93 Moans and screams faintly heard  through a vent
94 Ghostly giggling, did you see a clown crawling creepily for a moment?
95 Shadow drains a few attribute points while asleep, leaving you feeling weak

96 Headless moaning spirit makes sleep hard

97 Weeping woman spirit keeps you awake

98 Creepy old spirit tugs at bedclothes and gropes sleepers
99 Poltergeist will throw a tantrum if offended by an intruder in the room

100 Spirit appears and claims to have been wronged and begs for help