Make the Underland Kinky Again 2: Svartheim Encounters

Underland Encounters for the dark elf city of Svartheim. 
These are common encounters but city districts have their own encounters and character.
Will be a carousing table and maybe a d100 shops or an A-Z

Obviously not for innocent adventurers who best go home.

d12 Common Svartheim Street Vendors
1 Spiced beetle on a stick 2cp some fancy versions with gold and silver leaf
2 Hot buttered maggots 2cp wiggle all the away
3 Worms in aspic 2cp in a mushroom cap 
4 Marinaded mushroom kebabs 4cp with beetle or mushroom sauce
5 Flat Teast Bread 1cp causes melancholia and pale skin if eaten daily for a week
6 Pickled cave onions 2cp 
7 Lamprey stew 1sp
8 Baby goblin pie 1sp well done or uncooked with black sauce or pea soup
9 Cave nettle soup 1cp quite tasty and nutritious BYO bowl or cup 
10 Cave hog foot 6cp with mushroom gravy
11 Lotus Tea from a silver samovar on a cart 1sp only mildly addictive
12 Goblin brains 2cp stewed or 1sp for fresh living goblin tied to special table to remove top of head and the goblin complains the whole time

d12 Common Buskers in Svartheim
1 Dark elf with lute sings of drugs and orgies and stabbing a former friends
2 Goblins playing bongo drums smoking swamp weed
3 Goblin jester juggling baby goblins and hatchets and burning torches
4 Goblin stabs self for money or invites ppl to stab him and bet they can hurt him (secretly a nilbog and is healed by normal weapons)
5 Bugbear stall where you throw a shrunken head at an erotic goblin fertility idol, 3 goes for 1cp if you can get AC+10 you win a giant hornworm
6 Were rat with amazing rat circus on a cart 
7 Dark elf erotic dancer of indeterminate gender but very pretty
8 Goblin pole dancers slink around on lamp posts in glittery silk g-strings   
9 Kiss my succubus in this tent 1pp d4 1=what it says 2=actually it is a wight with an illusion 3=oops its a medusa 4=really hungry doppelgangers
10 Wretched human magican lost down here doing tricks for food, has become scatty and deranged
11 Goblin jester singing songs about flatulence, VD, diarrhoea and growing up in a brothel
12 Dark elf bard with harpsicord with live squealing kittens inside to make so called music

d20 Common Svartheim Vice on Streets
1 Drug den where children help keep smokers unconscious on black lotus
2 Dealer on street in long coat offering drugs, poison and stolen magic items
3 Sex workers call from an alley offering cheap quick thrills
4 Bar where strange wines with venomous animals in bottles for sale with alchemical brews and common narcotics in drink forms. Some drinks are made from juiced live animals
5 Brothel with performers in window invite travellers inside for sex drugs and floggings
6 Mushroom dealer selling stew, mushroom beer and narcotic magic mushrooms
7 Strange old person selling drinkable dreams and strong emotions extracted from people desperate for cash

8 Goblin offering mystery gloryholes, no questions asked

9 Goblin selling erotic lacquered fungus and root vegetables shaped like royalty

10 Priest soaping up naked goblins and pilgrims on the street for church donations

11 Orc gimps in spiked leather having a smoke and drink between shifts

12 Goblin offering live sex shows with giant insects only 1cp a peek

13 Creepy old goblin offering servis of quick-wristed goblin youths

14 Dark elf in spiked boots stomping on paying customers who crawl on ground like worms

15 Hooded orc hangman offers VIP strangulation service

16 Goblin offers a view of a sex freak show for 1sp, guaranteed you'll be surprised

17 Dark elf outcasts will do anything for food or money
18 Goblin with special diet will poop all over you for 1sp
19 Goblin offers bath with chaos sex octopus 1gp at your own risk

20 Supernatural predatory being in dark elf form invites travellers up to the room from the window, has a whole room full of bones of victims d4 1=hag 2=doppelganger 3=lycanthrope 4=sucubus/incubus

d10 Svartheim Encounter Types
1 Small Critters

2 Humanoids

3 Monsters

4 Beggers

5 Slaves

6 Workers

7 Citizens

8 Parade

9 Church

10 Nobility

d100  Svartheim Encounters
01 Giant rats scuttling into holes around piles of maggoty garbage

02 Giant purple toads sitting in puddles or on toadstools

03 Giant purple and red centipedes

04 Swarm of disgusting biting flies

05 Huge beetles and bugs feeding off garbage

06 Squeaking bats of various types

07 Gremlins lounging around in garbage make rude gestures

08 Sewer pit with a tentacled neo-otug waiting in the bottom for dinner

09 See building feature relly a mimic eat a rat or a bat

10 Imps, homunculi and small demons fighting in the trash
11 Half squad section of orc soldiers with young dashing dark elf officer

12 Goblin work detail cleaning streets, repairing cobblestones, carrying buckets of filth

13 Hobgoblin oversear whipping crying goblin workers

14 Bugbear making necklaces from shrunken goblin heads

15 Goblin traders selling new goods from the goblin market and goblin snacks

16 Goblins guarding a dark elf low ranking priest 

17 Troglodyte lizardfolk hunters carrying strange meat and prisoners

18 Serpent folk wizard with human hybrid cultists

19 Orc butcher selling cuts of meat from a pushcart

20 Darkstalker with shadowy minions repulsed by surface folk

21 Elf walking its pet owlbear with some handlers and chains

22 Ogres shoving lesser humanoids away except elves, 1in6 have an ogre magi boss

23 Hill giant or troll turning a wheel or performing heavy labour or carrying goods

24 Elder troll wizard with some other seldom seen civilised trolls thought extinct

25 Shape-shifted dragon with entourage here to trade treasures and baubles

26 Dark elf walking a lesser demon or succubus/incubus to show off

27 Dark elves and ogre servants walking a pet tunnel hulk on a chain

28 Humanoid insects of several species visiting as tourists and traders

29 Vampire and entourage here on business

30 Doppelgangers in disguise d4 1=as dark elf merchants 2=as orc heroes 3=erotic dancers 4=religios cult
31 Begger with no limbs crying for food and help (limbs lost in prison)

32 Goblin children begging and picking pockets

33 Small animal folk picking up scraps d4 1=ratlings 2=toadlings 3=lizardlings 4=buglings

34 Bats and small cave apes begging for food

35 Blind elderly beggar formerly a high-ranking religious official

36 Euenach begging for money to be healed

37 Goblin parents selling children

38 Dark elf monk asks for money to set flesh-eating worms loose in his wounds

39 Orc offers you can punch him for a copper coin or stab with knife for 1gp

40 Dark elf begger offers to spare kitten's life for money

41 Slaves carrying baggage with hobgoblin overseer

42 Slave work crew repairing a building while fat bugbear watches with a whip

43 Crowd parts for a slave fight and people taking bets

44 Slaves dressed as skeletons pulling wagon load of corpses

45 Slaves carrying a palanquin with a dark elf noble passenger riding on top concealed by silk screens with hobgoblin guards

46 Slaves dragging a stone monolith with bugbear foreman whipping them in time to goblins drum beat

47 Slaves in chains being transported to market (maybe someone you haven't seen in years?)

48 Slave beaten by owner in the street while crowd laughs

49 Priests requesting sacrificial slaves and some in crowd hand over their servants

50 Selling a slave on the street, tears off clothes while slave begs for mercy
51 Drunk hobgoblin labourers sure you said something about them 

52 Goblins on work scheme with arthritic hands and joints cracking rocks into gravel

53 Ogres butchering a cave hippopotamus they found

54 Ogre smashing realistic statues of frightened adventurers into gravel

55 Busy goblins with piles of corpses. Bodies being skinned and flayed for leather, teeth being extracted and bones are being ground into meal

56 Dark elf with stage and torture equipment for sale, demonstrations every hour on goblins

57 Zombie workers with digging tools on the way to the worksite

58 Goblin giving speech about freedom gets pelted with rotten food which it collects then flees

59 Goblins stomping on fermented mushroom mash in stone bowls to make shroom beer

60 Gathering of workers on strike blocking street while they listen to angry speeches until the law turn up looking for a fight
61 Friendly dark elf merchant looking for someone for some odd jobs

62 Dark elf nobles dueling stab each other and their servants carry the wounded away

63 Dark elf youth gang loitering with drugs to pick fights and know the local law patrols

64 Dark elves watching goblins brawl and making bets, some throw knives near combatants

65 Dark elf-concerned gossip follows strangers to see what they are up to and reports to the secret police

66 Gathering of sex workers drinking and parading wares while nobles pass in carriages

67 Dark elf preaching morality is increasing and a threat to evil way of life. Endorses cannibalism, infanticide, drug abuse, child beating, random stabbings, gambling, duelling and torture for the public good  

68 Hobgoblin bailiffs chasing goblin urchin shoplifters, while dark elf shop owner looks distraught 

69 Dark elf family and servants in nice clothes walking with guards and pet displacer cat

70 Royal secret police in uniforms with wererat trackers looking for traitors
71 Religious procession of priests carrying mummified saints, various floats and ceremonial wagons while robed priests chant

72 Soldiers return from war with changed slaves and leaders in chariots with wagons of treasure

73 Sports team victory parade with huge chanting mobs, sometimes fights break out with surely losers

74 Severed heads of criminals on pikes carried to city walls to decorate them with crowd hoping to see famous criminals or politicians

75 Angry mob tearing apart a house and residents for some shameful act

76 Statue of god leads procession of priests, monks and pilgrims for a holy day

77 Wild drunken party with fornicating and murder in the street with a wild ecstatic religious mob 

78 One of the great houses having a funeral procession and rival houses sometimes try to start fights in the streets

79 Violent mob tearing apart bureaucrats and scribes who performed poorly

80 Royal family members in chariots or carriages or palanquins with squads of royal guards and servants and a hundred retainers following
81 Famous temple harlots being celebrated by a temple with a writhing orgy of church pilgrims

82 Strange lights and spirits around a temple or shrine where priests call on the power of outer planar beings
83 Priests blessing monsters brought to the temple by worshipers 

84 Priests sacrificing victims on roof shrines and hurl corpses downstairs while they eat hearts

85 Church choir of children howling a lament while the conductor whips them

86 Temple harlots wave to passers offering them sacred private ceremonies

87 Temple preparing a BBQ of roasted humanoids stuffed with mushrooms

88 Clan temple dedicated to their sacred beasts, temple overrun by them with biggest in pits. Devotees threw sacrifices to feed the pets and shower them with coins and gems

89 Priests preparing undead to sell to market as slaves or to provide the state for war

90 Temple with crucified victims on walls howling while dark elves aroused by this start an orgy
91 Nobles mounted on monsters showing outer planar being around city d5 1=demon 2=evil elemental 3=nighthag 4=chaos warlord

92 Nobles racing chariots whipping each other, ignoring pedestrian safety

93 Noble house orgy has spilt into the street from an overcrowded house

94 Noble clans and servants meet in the street starting a brawl that blocks traffic and the law stands back helplessly while nobles kill each other

95 Noble abandoning some children on the street and banishing them from the clan for failing tests of cruelty

96 Nobles in decadent costumes on the way to an orgy with leather-clad chained slaves

97 Noble with hunting beasts chasing branded goblins and slaves for fun

98 Obscene harlequin band with the noble audience screaming. Band decapitated a few goblins for the show and the lead singer had sex with a few audience members on stage 

99 Noble gives away cuts of meat by throwing into the crowd and offering drinks of blood from a black cauldron. Part of an attempt to become more popular and win votes on city assembly

100 Naked noble riding a black unicorn or other fabulous monster