d100 food items and events at evil feast

Ok so a evil feast has a d6+2 courses with some kind of event in between
They might be handy if infiltrating the dungeon as mercenaries or spies
Or whats on as you attack the dungeon feast hall
Imagine negotiating with dungeon boss over something
Or infiltrate and heist a dungeon instead of kill everything

d100 Evil feast items
01 Stewed puppy heads
02 Chilled monkey brains served in monkey heads with silver spoon
03 Live monkey brain with monkey strapped in wrack with head cut and gold spoon
04 Roast baby
05 Stewed human hearts
06 Smoked human hands
07 Human innard tripe
08 Human stuffed stomach
09 Human brains in vinegar
10 Almost hatched cooked bird eggs
11 Fermented bird eggs
12 Fermented fish
13 Swan stuffed with duck
14 Turtle soup
15 Human on a spit
16 Roast human hearts
17 Kitten pie
18 Goblin baby and cabbage stew
19 Hog jowls and turnips
20 Beehive with corked holes
21 Plate of newts and toads for licking
22 Bowl of blood being passed around
23 Gorgon milk shots, save or unconscious for a week 
24 Blackbird pie with live birds
25 Dormouse fattened into then baked in clay pot
26 Mole pie
27 Baked hedgehog in clay
28 Baked pixies in spicy sauce
29 Elf and leek stew
30 Char grilled dwarf roast
31 Gelatinous halfling preserve 
32 Head cheese
33 Bone stew
34 Blood sausage
35 Haggis
36 Live frog in noodles
37 Magic mushroom causes lesser mutation
38 Magic mushroom healed d4 damage
39 Magic mushroom causes visions of afterlife
40 Live baby eels or tadpoles in drinking water
41 Pickled orc baby
42 Piglets dressed in pastry clothes mocking good kingdoms leaders
43 Roast possum with d6 candied babies on tail
44 Spiced human fingers 
45 Jellied human foot
46 Human rump roast
47 Man pie
48 Frog legs battered with gravy
49 Snails
50 Turtle eggs
51 Roast snake
52 Grilled giant spider
53 Boiled crab folk
54 Broiled oyster folk 
55 Minotaur steak
56 Gelatin orc head
57 Roast orc rump
58 Massacre stew
59 Roast beaver
60 Roast bison
61 Roast pig with dozen piglets
62 Roast lion with dog inside with cat inside
63 Roast unicorn
64 Giant slug
65 Roast slabs of purple worm blubber
66 Grilled mammoth ribs
67 Roast mammoth head
68 Baby bugbears baked in ceramic dishes
69 Roast goatman
70 Roast pig faced orc
71 Gnome pie
72 Spit roast dryad with garlic and rosemary
73 Roast halfling stuffed with apples and saltanas served with 'taters
74 Halfling and spring onion pie
75 Grilled halfling and turnips
76 Tray of pipes and hookahs with various smoking herbs and fungi
77 Curried kobold
78 Boiled kobold eggs
79 Cow udders
80 Roast cockerel with pastry depicting victory of evil over the sun
81 Lamb heads and tails and testicles
82 Wyvern egg
83 Giant scorpion eggs almost ready to hatch
84 Live snake pie
85 Pickled giant centipede
86 Roast giant rat
87 Grilled flumph
88 Cold pickled Kobold in mustard sauce
89 Roast donkey
90 Grilled huge locust on skewers in honey
91 Worms in aspic jelly
92 Sauerkraut
93 Pickled skunk cabbage
94 Grilled satyr (possibly half a goat and half a halfling)
95 Grilled flayed mermaid with lemon
96 Dinosaur eggs almost hatched size of footballs or water melons
97 Grilled flying monkey often carrying honeyed fruit platter
98 Gold leaf roast beetle, favorite of goblin nobility, size of a chicken
99 Two foot long grilled frog
100 Roast lizard

d100 events of an evil feast
01 Sacrifice to god, demon or ancestor for luck
02 Watch a bear or creature eat someone alive
03 Gladiators fight to death
04 Strip prisoners and auction them off
05 Whip a prisoner
06 Torture prisoner with apparatus
07 Beheading a prisoner 
08 Magician calls on a spirit of the dead for advice
09 Jester goblin fails to get laughs and is murdered cruelly
10 Watch a ghoul in chains kill and eat a bound prisoner
11 Minotaur kills several victims with bare hands and eats them
12 Zombies tear apart and eat a innocent
13 Succubus dances and often kills audience member during act
14 Black lotus powder with pipes brought round for all
15 Soothsayer disembowels prisoner for divination
16 Magician petrifies a prisoner brought in by bounty hunters
17 Doppelganger spy makes a report
18 Visiting cult boss demonstrating how loyal charmed cultists are
19 Wizard selling charmed followers to boss
20 Visiting robed servant of evil tyrant or mastermind
21 Return of hero with loot and captives
22 Toast proposed and everyone drinks extra
23 Demon summoned for orgy with cultists
24 Bull decapitated and all drink blood from bowl
25 Shaman sings jolly drinking and dancing songs with band
26 Prisoners strangled for not being propper slaves
27 Dogs fight a bear or a dog
28 Horse or other large animal fight
29 Necromancer raises zombies from dead enemies to labour for locals
30 Shooting contest with prisoners for targets
31 Prize for who wins a test of skill
32 Duel between two peers but not to death
33 Victim sawed in half
34 Victim disemboweled 
35 Illusionist entertains with stories and light show
36 Fortune teller advises of omens and offers astrological readings
37 Bard belittles and slanders boss enemies
38 Fireworks show by alchemist apprentice drop out
39 Live vivisection show by a wizard surgeon
40 Drop prisoner in pit under feast hall floor rug possible to feed monster
41 Boss announces plan to dispose of and detect traitors
42 Boss has traitor killed in amusing game
43 Boss makes announcement about new promotions
44 Some guests are poisoned
45 Guards who slept on job must fight to death
46 Minions require boss to resolve a dispute in public
47 Hero is heaped with rewards
48 Hero announces they are in love and plan to kidnap love interest shortly
49 Boss sends heroes on important mission
50 Senior minion announces plan of expansion
51 Treasurer reports on loot count and security
52 Visiting cult leader requests space to hide cult from law
53 Visiting thieves guild agent requests alliance
54 Agent of foreign land offers support for dungeon fighting locals
55 Robber knight seeks amnesty from law
56 Berserkers offer fealty to boss to the death
57 Dancers perform victory dance
58 Bards having a duel, loser gets killed
59 Merchant comes offering cheap defective weapons
60 Famous prostitute come to visit with entourage, steal everything of value while on job
61 Shaman torments prisoner with zombie versions of their family
62 Priest reanimates roast animals on table that attack guests
63 Monster ally hero comes seeking aid for tribe
64 Visiting monster ambassador, haughty but helpful to boss
65 Wanted traitor to the kingdom welcomed as a guest
66 Visiting evil wizard demands certain goods, offers cast spells as payment
67 Two cultists argue show faith is best then boss requests they fight
68 Two women fight over ownership of a baby dressed as showgirls
69 Monster adventurer trying to sell captured virgin for sacrifices
70 Priest conducts a sacrifice
71 Priest makes divination requested by leader
72 Visiting monster or cultist seeks to buy all slaves and kidnap victims the boss has
73 Gremlins burst out from various dishes, then shit everywhere as chased around feast table
74 Table regular insists on duel with newcomer for sport only
75 Which prisoner has a gold ring in their stomach? contest
76 New child of boss or hero presented at feast, boss gives gifts to parents
77 Boss throws lots of coins to servants and silver to guests
78 Boss announces austerity measures, new tax and loot division system
79 Two monsters ex friends duel over contested treasure they both found
80 Woman with multiple suitors will marry winner of a fight as sport for feast
81 Hero or sub boss marriage, granted gifts and have set up a store room as a love nest for the couples day off, lots of cheering, drinking and speeches
82 Sub bosses declare betrothal of their newborn children
83 Visiting bard brings news from various dungeons and evil courts
84 Bard performs at spear point, if show disappoints boss has killed
85 Monster bard screeching battle song with follower drummers
86 Crowd cheer as older wounded hero veteran returns from recent near death wounds
87 Giant rat fight, many guests bring their own fighting rats
88 Guest gets stirge pie with live stirge that attacks any who open the crust
89 Zombie roast chickens perform a dance while roast goose honks
90 Giant rat pops out of one of the dishes outraging guests
91 A guest falls dead from parasites that try and escape body, mostly worms
92 Everyone at feast exposed to fleas or bed bugs or ticks
93 Boss shows off extra rental slaves for a after feast orgy
94 Boss shows off love interest and heaps them with gifts in public
95 Visiting boss seeks alliance versus another dungeon
96 Traitor of kingdom presents monster invasion plan and tells of human wealth
97 Roast hook horror brought out stuffed with four goblin jesters who sing funny songs
98 Charmed human brought out to meet everyone before taken to kitchen for cooking
99 Guest vomits up a gremlin that flees into a rat hole
100 Boss gives important lecture about dungeon hygiene issue