I have tried to make these gender neutral - idiots don't discriminate neither should you.
Sometimes a idiot claiming to have been something great once are true. Possibly they are just cursed.
d10 Quick Idiot Ability
Most idiots can talk a but many who can are mad, the rest roll here
1 Clueless makes strange noises
2 Mute and stupid
3 Mute but quite smart
4 Makes sign language and noises
5 Can say name mostly
6 Only talks in secret actually smart
7 Smart but cant talk or gesture very well
8 Speech is slow and possibly other impediments
9 Speaks own made up language
10 Frustrated by inability to communicate so avoids
d20 Quick idiot Gimmick
1 Idiot has a pet, possibly on a leas or in pocket
2 Idiot carries a doll and often takes it's advice
3 Idiot is secretly a clueless accidental murderer
4 Idiot has a spectacular colorful hut
5 Idiot is deeply religious with a holy symbol
6 Idiot has witnessed a terrible thing and nobody believes them
7 Idiot wears strange intricate costume made from discarded crap
8 Idiot wary of many rival idiots, wary might enter village in disguise
9 Idiot is used to getting coins and food scraps from strangers
10 Idiot has sudden desire to become a murder hobo or tomb robber
11 Idiot has saved every coin ever given in his treasure heap
12 Idiot has a curable illness and will follow any who aid them
13 Idiot feeling romantic towards next attractive adventurer met
14 Idiot battle about to start, locals exited, contenders show off
15 Idiot can cast a single spell or several cantrips
16 Idiot has a character class and is quite competent
17 Idiot loved by the gods and incredibly lucky making all save throws
18 Idiot has a magic trinket which might use or just show to a new friend
19 Idiot is a spy d4 1=foreign agent 2=nonhuman 3=local lords agent 4=church
20 Idiot so loved locals form a mob if idiot hurt or threatened
D100 Village Idiots
1 Gumbo Shanks like to sit on fences and walls and fall off when waving to passers by
2 Rollo Bungnail likes to roll in mud and sleep with hogs and runs around squealing
3 Habbo Lumpfinger likes to rescue baby birds and return them to trees, often asks for help
4 Miklav Trondhal likes to crawl under tables and hears many plots and gossip
5 Zanitlar Bumpclod talks to horses and dogs and welcomes them entering the village
6 Tuplit Gumblebroth likes to sample weeds and bugs and cook surprises for new friends
7 Callic Plumbrand likes fire but is not allowed to make his own so follows strangers about
8 Kabie Rumpledump collects string and rags and makes ugly but functional clothes
9 Strottie Lumphead has a bloated forehead and ugly teeth. Scared of bees and wasps
10 Arkan Stoatwrangler has pet weasels and hunts rabbits, weasels live in pants
11 Mublik Rumblebottom a flatulent idiot who lives off beans and boiled eggs
12 Fimbal Jizzwhistle likes to play his tin whistle and likes to ineptly repair rooves
13 Cambul Clubfoot like to dance and entertains locals for feed
14 Dobie Scrubpox has hideous running sores and giggles constantly
15 Flirty Droppants likes to strip in middle of village if attractive strangers pass through
16 Holy Dumpsack likes to talk gibberish thinking can speak in tongues
17 Morty Badhat likes to dig up skeletons and talks to skull collection
18 Zippidy Bogflax is a pinheaded freak looking for another pinhead to marry
19 Syban Trotterfriend is huge fleshy person with a piggy snout who likes tablescraps
20 Zodan Beetlevomit lives off bugs but occasionally something makes them sick everywhere
21 Tripebun Grottlesnatch will do anything for a tripe bun even go in a dungeon first
22 Snortrip Calzoon constantly has a running nose and sneezes, gets snot on everything
23 Fuzwrangle Headglitch has huge beard and small animals live in it
24 Turgid Waxhand sells candles made from his own earwax with nose hair wicks
25 Zotty Trudfungler runs around announcing imminent attack which locals ignore
26 Burnie Toadlick likes to lick poor amphibians and is often found a drooling heap or blind
27 Nanni Piglips likes to kiss visitors which locals say gives good luck
28 Barogi Titvomit eats tiny birds but vomits up feathers if strangers nearby
29 Moxi Catstrangler chases local cats who are wary but moxi asks visitors if they have any cats
30 Blibbloop Crabpants claims they commune with lobster goddess and rants about her constantly
31 Toxi Smellpie steals pies they detect by smell alone, likes to trap animals to put in pies
32 Jinny Crowfoot hobbles about giving weird gazes and unsettling looks, mob thinks it is evil eye
33 Aleph Tonsiltrip staggers about drooling and falling over, likes to kiss sheep
34 Ezrod Clapdung likes to throw cow poop at strangers and build sculptures from excrement
35 Plugnut Lumpface has a hideously deformed face with with a huge grin
36 Johnny&Jenny Applesauce Siamese twins separated by doctor, creepily offer applesauce
37 Hazzle Pithole found albino child talks about impossible life in the underland with the wee folk
38 Chicken chasing charlie who pilfers poultry and takes them to his cave where he treats like family
39 Hazma Scratchdingle follows people about and touches self inappropriately if mums not around
40 Manky Sumpdoll wears filthy swamp stench clothes, even has moss growing on clothes
41 Stinky Cogwizzle bathes in dirt and vinegar, does things opposite, claims fell through a mirror
42 Grongo Punteat likes to carry stuff and locals exploit and fight over Grongo who is simple
43 Finna Cankudder stares into the distance concerned that the end of the world is coming soon
44 Grunty Bingefodder joins in local activities grunting and lolloping like a beast with a hairy face
45 Big Ducky a rogue duckman woke up here and is now living the easy life as a village idiot
43 Finna Cankudder stares into the distance concerned that the end of the world is coming soon
44 Grunty Bingefodder joins in local activities grunting and lolloping like a beast with a hairy face
45 Big Ducky a rogue duckman woke up here and is now living the easy life as a village idiot
46 Rubblkin Ull is a short bearded man who gruffly mends things and lives in a hole (a dwarf?)
47 Pix the sprite is a willowy androgynous idiot with sylvan good looks and likes glitter bodysuits
48 Orcface Glubthuck a hideous possibly part orc who wants to fit in but locals bully and drive mad
49 Smimax Passlehop a pinhead skipping singing lover of flowers falls in love with strangers
50 Flabbib Ponzlefunt a cheeky laughing fatty who likes food and follows strangers for snacks
51 Glibny Toadthrax a fat pimply looking bloated youth who likes to wallow in ponds and eat rats
52 Elru Bonestrum a idiot who thinks he is ancient necromancer who lost their powers
53 Barran Tondilflos a hearty laugher with a huge bushy beard hangs around carousers and pub
54 Dareenie Hamfang thinks they have a vampires curse but locals all laugh, night seals self in tomb 55 Polderglot Glossolia believes knows arcane magical lore and will share secrets with anyone
56 Cumberfax Phlemstien dresses in discarded cloths of rich, covered in snot and food, thinks is rich
57 Broobill Panwaggler runs around excitedly banging pots and making a noise at certain times of day
58 Pandertrout Mawson believes is aristocratic leader of a expedition in a far off land
59 Hrool Jinn is a self proclaimed wizard who asks passers to imagine he has awesome powers
60 Guba Hellstradler used to work for a monster hunting scientist and has retired as a idiot in country
61 Pinril Doxbeddler has delusion they are a pimp and try to rent invisible prostitutes to passers by
62 Fanrag Plagdobbler loves gossip and new and pesters everyone with questions
63 Pungwhip Stuntwobbler thinks they are a fantastic rogue acrobat who injures self performing feats
64 Yagthomp Scootieboogler has many funny walks, is accident prone and talks nonsense babble
65 Mackwump Startreddler thinks they are sheriff and adorably try to manacle strangers
47 Pix the sprite is a willowy androgynous idiot with sylvan good looks and likes glitter bodysuits
48 Orcface Glubthuck a hideous possibly part orc who wants to fit in but locals bully and drive mad
49 Smimax Passlehop a pinhead skipping singing lover of flowers falls in love with strangers
50 Flabbib Ponzlefunt a cheeky laughing fatty who likes food and follows strangers for snacks
51 Glibny Toadthrax a fat pimply looking bloated youth who likes to wallow in ponds and eat rats
52 Elru Bonestrum a idiot who thinks he is ancient necromancer who lost their powers
53 Barran Tondilflos a hearty laugher with a huge bushy beard hangs around carousers and pub
54 Dareenie Hamfang thinks they have a vampires curse but locals all laugh, night seals self in tomb 55 Polderglot Glossolia believes knows arcane magical lore and will share secrets with anyone
56 Cumberfax Phlemstien dresses in discarded cloths of rich, covered in snot and food, thinks is rich
57 Broobill Panwaggler runs around excitedly banging pots and making a noise at certain times of day
58 Pandertrout Mawson believes is aristocratic leader of a expedition in a far off land
59 Hrool Jinn is a self proclaimed wizard who asks passers to imagine he has awesome powers
60 Guba Hellstradler used to work for a monster hunting scientist and has retired as a idiot in country
61 Pinril Doxbeddler has delusion they are a pimp and try to rent invisible prostitutes to passers by
62 Fanrag Plagdobbler loves gossip and new and pesters everyone with questions
63 Pungwhip Stuntwobbler thinks they are a fantastic rogue acrobat who injures self performing feats
64 Yagthomp Scootieboogler has many funny walks, is accident prone and talks nonsense babble
65 Mackwump Startreddler thinks they are sheriff and adorably try to manacle strangers
66 Fragshnouz Pondstruggler likes to push people in water or even a puddle so they can laugh at them
67 Feckthang Bongdrizzle likes to sit around stoned and drunk in public, says some funny things
67 Feckthang Bongdrizzle likes to sit around stoned and drunk in public, says some funny things
68 Rhadno Ebora claims strange materialist philosophy and tries to explain, most find very funny
69 Zilba Knucklewad wears a pointy hat and claims to be a master of magic, is pretty good herbalist
70 Nonhog Beetlebone dresses as a bug and thinks everyone else is part of the insect court
71 Squidface Squishington has hideous tentacle beard and lives in a well, will sing for grog
72 Hognuggle Slushface a big stupid fatty who likes to steal food and sit on people smothering them
73 Klibtillion Tubthule is a gentleman scholar who finds old junk and declares are elder age relics
74 Panthacker Glibtub sits at fire making soup or pancakes and offering miserable personal advice
75 Krillbag Dogbeak dresses as a shaggy monster with stilts and a costume, surprises adventurers
76 Zorgan the great believes he is the reborn elder demon god who ruled part of the underworld
77 Thargron Puntag believes is a subterranean humanoid and tells amazing stories of the hollow land
78 Toffee Bimblesnax dresses as rabbit and runs about giving sweet snacks to children
79 Loitar Menge thinks is a famous bounty hunter and makes own posters from interesting travellers
80 Korax Yarpnoodle a mighty hunter seeking for a creature that nobody else has ever seen
81 Zurbydee Yibzibida reports flying objects & warns church and state infiltrated by serpent men
82 Kerba Thronzip likes to balance on roofs and fences but falls often and has broken many bones
82 Tibuld Hairsniffer likes to sniff peoples belongings like saddles and collects peoples scents in jars
83 Trimesta Gorgangump advocates mixed marriages with humanoids, has posse of goblin lovers
84 Korky Fugtuggler likes to nurse wounded wild animals and uses hut as a animal hospital
85 Shanky Earspoon dresses in armour made from old pots and claims to be a paladin
86 River Quiverthigh likes to fornicate with anything they can catch, locals chain by village gate often
87 Zodra Klard believes is innovative bard, artist and tailor always pushing culture on strangers
88 Clum Chubblet is corpulently obese and needs a wheel to keep stomach off ground and move
89 Thistler Phlam believes they are a amazing hero who is battling various imaginary plots and foes
90 Blint Farcycle preaches cosmic unity and peace, lives in filthy hut drinking tea and getting stoned
91 Shindle Buttflank is afraid of fire and comes running with a bucket at slightest breach of his code
91 Binbustle Thwank believes they can talk to animals and will talk to pets and mounts of strangers
92 Sunbudle Binwax is convinced they sky will fall and spends time planting trees to hold it up
94 Womblepox Bluetit collects scraps and rubbish and has built a shack from festering crap
95 Yobyar Pussweasel collects scabs and sores and used dressings, loves adventurers
96 Mardthunk Bundlebeard invents useless heaps of crap that are mostly dangerous
97 Popopoola Brandybun likes to dress hair and make cakes, most are too flamboyant
98 Vizzy Squamula tries to sell home remedies they makes from mud and random berries
99 Pozzdike Marmud keeps bees and likes to show of their bee beard, always alert for bears
100 Camdizzle Runtfart is fascinated by wheels and balls and likes to borrow carts for daredevil feats
69 Zilba Knucklewad wears a pointy hat and claims to be a master of magic, is pretty good herbalist
70 Nonhog Beetlebone dresses as a bug and thinks everyone else is part of the insect court
71 Squidface Squishington has hideous tentacle beard and lives in a well, will sing for grog
72 Hognuggle Slushface a big stupid fatty who likes to steal food and sit on people smothering them
73 Klibtillion Tubthule is a gentleman scholar who finds old junk and declares are elder age relics
74 Panthacker Glibtub sits at fire making soup or pancakes and offering miserable personal advice
75 Krillbag Dogbeak dresses as a shaggy monster with stilts and a costume, surprises adventurers
76 Zorgan the great believes he is the reborn elder demon god who ruled part of the underworld
77 Thargron Puntag believes is a subterranean humanoid and tells amazing stories of the hollow land
78 Toffee Bimblesnax dresses as rabbit and runs about giving sweet snacks to children
79 Loitar Menge thinks is a famous bounty hunter and makes own posters from interesting travellers
80 Korax Yarpnoodle a mighty hunter seeking for a creature that nobody else has ever seen
81 Zurbydee Yibzibida reports flying objects & warns church and state infiltrated by serpent men
82 Kerba Thronzip likes to balance on roofs and fences but falls often and has broken many bones
82 Tibuld Hairsniffer likes to sniff peoples belongings like saddles and collects peoples scents in jars
83 Trimesta Gorgangump advocates mixed marriages with humanoids, has posse of goblin lovers
84 Korky Fugtuggler likes to nurse wounded wild animals and uses hut as a animal hospital
85 Shanky Earspoon dresses in armour made from old pots and claims to be a paladin
86 River Quiverthigh likes to fornicate with anything they can catch, locals chain by village gate often
87 Zodra Klard believes is innovative bard, artist and tailor always pushing culture on strangers
88 Clum Chubblet is corpulently obese and needs a wheel to keep stomach off ground and move
89 Thistler Phlam believes they are a amazing hero who is battling various imaginary plots and foes
90 Blint Farcycle preaches cosmic unity and peace, lives in filthy hut drinking tea and getting stoned
91 Shindle Buttflank is afraid of fire and comes running with a bucket at slightest breach of his code
91 Binbustle Thwank believes they can talk to animals and will talk to pets and mounts of strangers
92 Sunbudle Binwax is convinced they sky will fall and spends time planting trees to hold it up
94 Womblepox Bluetit collects scraps and rubbish and has built a shack from festering crap
95 Yobyar Pussweasel collects scabs and sores and used dressings, loves adventurers
96 Mardthunk Bundlebeard invents useless heaps of crap that are mostly dangerous
97 Popopoola Brandybun likes to dress hair and make cakes, most are too flamboyant
98 Vizzy Squamula tries to sell home remedies they makes from mud and random berries
99 Pozzdike Marmud keeps bees and likes to show of their bee beard, always alert for bears
100 Camdizzle Runtfart is fascinated by wheels and balls and likes to borrow carts for daredevil feats
"Krillbag Dogbeak dresses as a shaggy monster with stilts and a costume, surprises adventurers" ...probably not going to do that very much.
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